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Did you know that retinal detachment can occur spontaneously in the elderly or the very near-sighted?

Spontaneous Retinal Detachment. It could possibly knock Compartmental Syndrome off the top of my chosen Hurt list, just because I like how it sounds.

OH! And I have diagnosed myself with Mostly West Nile Meningitis which, for the sake of simplicity and familiarity, we are calling "Marv."

I actually feel much better, but I know that this is all just a trick, so I don't trust it.

Date: 2005-06-02 06:02 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] coffeeandink.livejournal.com
I did know. My optometrist mentioned this a few years ago, which is why I have been paranoid about floaters ever since, an increase in floaters being a sign of a tear or impending detachment.

Date: 2005-06-02 06:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com
My nephew has been totally complaining of floaters for months now and I just thought he was being a melodramatic teenager. CRAP! If he has retinal detachment I am so at fault.

::tries to call his mom::

Date: 2005-06-02 06:56 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] coffeeandink.livejournal.com
I think my optometrist's warning was to the effect of floaters meaning *imminent* detatchment, like you've got at most days to hie yourself to an eye doctor, so this is probably a sign of something different terribly wrong with your nephew's eyes.

Or else it could be the effect of allergies.

Date: 2005-06-02 07:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com
::is terrible aunt::

Date: 2005-06-02 07:24 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] coffeeandink.livejournal.com
Don't you get to blame his mother? She's a doctor. She's supposed to pick up on these things.

Date: 2005-06-02 07:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com
No, I forgot to tell her. He is a teenager - he doesn't talk to his mother.

Date: 2005-06-02 06:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vonniek.livejournal.com
Oh! I have a cooler-sounding disease: Pituitary Apoplexy. Basically, you bleed into your pituitary gland, then you develop a wicked headache, vomiting, double vision, then all your hormone production goes wacky. OK, so possibly not so cool to the people who develop the condition.

I'm glad "Marv" is receding and you are feeling better. *pats sisabet*

Date: 2005-06-02 06:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com
Ohh - it sounds kinda like a band name - GREAT CONDITION!

Now, what is the outcome of it? Do you die if you have Pituitary Apoplexy? What are the odds you develop it while on, say, a mission in space? Or not even in space - just on another planet? Are there predispositions? Is it congenital?

Date: 2005-06-02 07:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] just-eunice.livejournal.com
Aha! It can occur after a head trauma! It's caused by an acute expansion of a pituitary adenoma which causes all the hemorrhaging and symptoms above. So yes, a person..we'll call him John, might have an asymptomatic or mildly symptomatic adenoma (and bonus, one of the symptoms of *that* is decreased libido which might be noticed prior to this mission by someone else..we'll call him Rodney.) And if this person experiences head trauma on another planet...well, vomiting and massive headache and vision disruption ahoy.

It's life threatening, but treatable if you stabilize the patient with massive doses of corticosteroids and endocrinologic replacement therapy followed by surgery to remove the tumor after stabilization.

And how much of a dork am I that I actually went and looked all this up?

Date: 2005-06-02 07:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com
Hypochondria...it is almost like fanfiction, in a way.

Date: 2005-06-02 08:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vonniek.livejournal.com
Hee! Someone obviously should work this condition into a fic. Atlantis would be *perfect*. On top of all the John/Rodney bits, it'll also give Carson plenty of chance to freak out and heroically save the day!

The pituitary apoplexy itself is not congenital, but its #1 predisposing condition, pituitary adenoma (usually a benign tumor), can occur as a part of tumor-cluster that can be hereditary such as MEN1 (Multiple Endocrine Neoplasia type 1.) It has rarely occurred in non-tumorous pituitary due to vascular insufficiency during labor & delivery, in which case it is called "Sheehan Syndrome". Neat, huh?

Date: 2005-06-02 08:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] just-eunice.livejournal.com
Carson would get to do brain surgery. I am delighted by this possibility. And Rodney would be freaking out. And then they'd have to deal with the whole "I had a *tumor*?" thing. Oh yes, this could so be a fic.

Date: 2005-06-02 08:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com
You know what would suck? Finding out you have a brain tumor right after the fasciotomy on your right leg to treat compartmental syndrome. That would really suck.

What else can we do to John? Come on woman, THINK!

Date: 2005-06-02 08:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com
::coos over potential SGA Pain::

So, what you are saying is that the Ancient Gene wouldn't stop someone from developing MEN1? Cause that is the most important thing. OH and I don't think Atlantis has covered the Brain Tumor thing yet, and really - cliches are cliches for a valid and real reason. Because they RAWK. Ahem.

Date: 2005-06-02 10:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vonniek.livejournal.com
Nope, I don't think the Ancient Gene would stop someone from developing MEN1. Wait a minute--was there any canon that said Ancient Gene prevented its possessor from developing certain maladies? I don't recall, but I could be wrong.

You know, a brain tumor would be all heartbreaking and angsty and stuff, but the flip-side of that is that John could develop prolactinoma (which is one kind of pituitary adenoma) that can cause erectile dysfunction, hypogonadism (heh), gynecomastia (a.k.a. the Man-Boobs) and in rare cases, causes lactation. It's the stuff badfic are made of. Ahhh, the possibilities!

Date: 2005-06-02 06:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] catatonic1242.livejournal.com
Did you know that retinal detachment can occur spontaneously in the elderly or the very near-sighted?

Yep. It happened to my dad a couple of years ago. He had laser surgery to correct it and he loves to tell the story about how he was awake for the entire procedure and he felt like his eyeball was going to pop completely out of the socket.

Date: 2005-06-02 07:06 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] cyprinella
Yeah, when I started getting floaters in my vitrious humor, my eye doc said that that happens with the near-sighted but not to worry about it unless I suddenly get a shower of them because that means I have a retina coming off. Greaaaaaaaaaat.

Date: 2005-06-02 07:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quinn222.livejournal.com
Spontaneous Retinal Detachment. It could possibly knock Compartmental Syndrome off the top of my chosen Hurt list

You don't want to go there. Someone said that it felt as though the eye was going to pop out of it's socket when it was being fixed? That's because that's exactly how they fix it. Ugg.

As someone with a serious eye problem let me be the first to advise you to stay away from the eye problem thing.

Date: 2005-06-02 07:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com
Dude - Chosen Hurt list absolutely does not apply to me! Were you hanging out in QaF back when we scalped Justin? That was my idea! The scalping part, at least.

Chosen hurt as it applies to pretend situations and pretend people.

Date: 2005-06-02 07:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quinn222.livejournal.com
Ahh, make more sense, no I missed that one. In that case, go for it.

Date: 2005-06-02 08:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com
Well it was more a degloving of the scalp when Justin went through one of the glass panels surrounding Brian's bedroom.

See, this type of injury happens more than people thinkn when there is a car crash and no seatbelt in use. Head goes thru the windshield and the scalp is easily lifted.

Reattaching it is not that big of a deal and plastic surgeons can minimize scarring and there is not a lot of actual mortal danger but the idea is just so gruesome and awful - well, I like that in fic. Later on I need for everything to be made better and No ONE CAN DIE!

But if I have to learn about these things for work, then someone needs to incorporate this stuff into stories.

Date: 2005-06-02 09:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quinn222.livejournal.com
But if I have to learn about these things for work, then someone needs to incorporate this stuff into stories.

I can see I have totally missed a lot of opportunities for assorted parasitic illnesses, malaria, altitude sickness and the like. Oh and frostbite even.

Date: 2005-06-02 09:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com
SEE!!! Write what you know! Or in my case - tell others to write what I know.

Date: 2005-06-02 07:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lydiabell.livejournal.com
Heh. I got a whole handout when I had my eye surgery saying, "Just because we're shaving your corneas, that doesn't mean you won't still be prone to having your retinas detach." Which, by the way, was actually the first time in my 32 years anyone had bothered mentioning to me that I might be prone to it.

Mostly West Nile Meningitis? If you get it, do you become Mostly Dead?

Date: 2005-06-02 07:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wymsie.livejournal.com
Did you know that retinal detachment can occur spontaneously in the elderly or the very near-sighted?

Happened to my Grandpa years ago because he stood on his head too often. He'd do it at anyone's request, at parties or at random. LOL I'm also at high risk because, while being extremely near sighted, I had such a bad respiratory thingy years ago (it was probably walking pneumonia - you're not the only one who likes to self diagnose *g*) and I coughed so hard that I got bright white spots on the edge of my vision. That's a sign of retinal tearing, so I've been told I'm due a full on detachment around my 50s. Yay!

we are calling "Marv." Giving your illness such a cute name is great! *giggle*

Hope it's not a trick and you keep feeling up!

Date: 2005-06-02 07:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarismchee.livejournal.com
Crap. I just coughed and I swear I saw white spots.

Date: 2005-06-03 02:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wymsie.livejournal.com
They're supposedly (according to my optometrist) microscopic tears in the retina. I was 23 at the time she told me about it and she gave me about 30 years before they may cause a problem. It's worse for me because I'm nearly blind nearsighted. I think a few once in a while is not the end of the world, but you may want to talk to your eye doctor for information direct from the source.

Date: 2005-06-03 12:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wrenlet.livejournal.com
... I always get white spots when I cough hard. Crap.

Crappity crap.

Date: 2005-06-03 02:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wymsie.livejournal.com
I had the same reaction when my eye doctor told me about it. Thankfully it'll take a few decades before it will be an issue...but still: That's so not cool!

Date: 2005-06-02 07:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarismchee.livejournal.com
Holy shit. I'm very near sighted and also a hypochondriac. Just the phrase "retinal detachment" makes me wince. My mom's friend actually bled from her eye once. I'm gonna throw up.

Once i was in the Carribean and I thought I had dengue fever, which in rare cases causes:

"hemorrhagic manifestations, tendency to bruise easily or other types of skin hemorrhages, bleeding nose or gums, and possibly internal bleeding. The smallest blood vessels (capillaries) become excessively permeable (“leaky”), allowing the fluid component to escape from the blood vessels. This may lead to failure of the circulatory system and shock, followed by death..."

Ouch. West Nile isn't so bad in comparison. So what is Compartamental Syndrome?

Personally...I've always worried about

Date: 2005-06-02 07:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rabid1st.livejournal.com
Spontaneous Human Combustion. I would hate to just go POOF. Also, Mexican Restaurant Syndrome (a triangle of partially chewed tortilla slices open your esophagus and infection stops you from swallowing anything) and Exploding Chestnut Trauma (You pull open the husk of an improperly sliced roasted chestnut with your teeth and the built up steam explodes into your mouth knocking all your teeth out of alignment).

Rae
doing what she can to keep you up at night

Eyes

Date: 2005-06-02 07:40 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] kimberlyfdr.livejournal.com
Did you know that retinal detachment can occur spontaneously in the elderly or the very near-sighted?

Sure did. I had known about it prior, but my eye doctor started warning me about my risks two years ago. It's a whole different scenario when you're researching it in general and then when you're faced with it as your possible reality.

Re: Eyes

Date: 2005-06-02 08:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com
I found out about it because I was surfing WebMD because my left eye hurts and I just happened to stumble upon the symptoms of retinal detachment.

I should not be allowed on WebMD, btw. Seriously, not allowed.

Re: Eyes

Date: 2005-06-02 09:02 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] kimberlyfdr.livejournal.com
What's bad is, I work in healthcare education and our game of fun is to read through the DSM Casebook. We've self-diagnosed half the company with psychological disorders.

Re: Eyes

Date: 2005-06-02 09:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com
Oh that is like the hobby of every single Undergrad Psych Major ever. I still like to do that for fictional television characters when I get really stressed. It relaxes me.

Date: 2005-06-03 12:53 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] linzeestyle.livejournal.com
*shrieks and covers eyes* God, you had to say that didn't you? DIDNT YOU? Now it's not enough that I live in fear someone might like, poke at my eyes, or prod at my eyes, or talk about prodding at my eyes...now I have to worry they're going to spontaneously detatch themselves!

:puts on swim goggles and sits in corner:

Linzee

Date: 2005-06-03 04:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bethcarielle.livejournal.com
*won't mention the damage that can be caused by over-tight swim goggles*

Date: 2005-06-03 04:47 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] linzeestyle.livejournal.com
*throws off goggles and just sits covering eyes, rocking back and forth*

Linzee

Date: 2005-06-03 02:24 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] luminosity
I think we should compile what we know and create a new syndrome. Something like Spontaneous Retinal Combustion or Temporal Subluxation or Narcoparesis or any other three Greek or Latin roots that will combine into something pleasing and deadly and painful and put the sufferer in need of much, much comfort. Maybe scarring and phantom pain.

Date: 2005-06-03 05:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] renenet.livejournal.com
There's always scarring and phantom pain.
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