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[sisabet]

Did you know that retinal detachment can occur spontaneously in the elderly or the very near-sighted?

Spontaneous Retinal Detachment. It could possibly knock Compartmental Syndrome off the top of my chosen Hurt list, just because I like how it sounds.

OH! And I have diagnosed myself with Mostly West Nile Meningitis which, for the sake of simplicity and familiarity, we are calling "Marv."

I actually feel much better, but I know that this is all just a trick, so I don't trust it.

Comments

[coffeeandink.livejournal.com]

Don't you get to blame his mother? She's a doctor. She's supposed to pick up on these things.

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

No, I forgot to tell her. He is a teenager - he doesn't talk to his mother.