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[sisabet]

Did you know that retinal detachment can occur spontaneously in the elderly or the very near-sighted?

Spontaneous Retinal Detachment. It could possibly knock Compartmental Syndrome off the top of my chosen Hurt list, just because I like how it sounds.

OH! And I have diagnosed myself with Mostly West Nile Meningitis which, for the sake of simplicity and familiarity, we are calling "Marv."

I actually feel much better, but I know that this is all just a trick, so I don't trust it.

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[just-eunice.livejournal.com]

Carson would get to do brain surgery. I am delighted by this possibility. And Rodney would be freaking out. And then they'd have to deal with the whole "I had a *tumor*?" thing. Oh yes, this could so be a fic.

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

You know what would suck? Finding out you have a brain tumor right after the fasciotomy on your right leg to treat compartmental syndrome. That would really suck.

What else can we do to John? Come on woman, THINK!