More Smallville Season One

[sisabet]

"Keep your enemies close; but keep the quarterback closer."

I think Lex Luthor is my new best friend. Words to live by my friend, words to live by.

Also - Clark. Guh. Not only sweet, but also guh. I'm pretty much one with the guh. Did I mention guh?

Is Lana's Aunt Nell English or just from the same country as Madonna and Kathleen Turner?

Oh, and Clark? Still guh. Of course his daddy is Bo Duke - the first man to ever make me go guh.

I think the wholesome just makes the guh that much more guh. I'm fascinated and kinda hypnotized by the noncorruption. I want it to be corrupted though, so very badly. I am such a bad person. I'd feel ashamed if being this bad wasn't a lot of fun. Also - I defy you to watch Clark and not want to corrupt his sweet self. Cannot be done.

Oh - and all QaF fic-writers on LJ: mintwitch calls for an invasion of Poland. I can say I fully support her efforts.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/mintwitch/122271.html

Comments

[thefakeheadline.livejournal.com]

Have you gotten to 1.8 (Jitters) yet? That is the. Best. Episode. *Ever.* There's a world of guh, and is so amazingly gay that I had to call my non-slasher friends afterwards to confirm that I hadn't hallucinated the whole thing. *g* Even they admitted that, yes, Clark and Lex's loveissopure.

Isn't Clark purrttyyy???!!!!

[viola69.livejournal.com]

& Lex!! With his oral fixations, & shiny touchable head & skin, & gloves & fast cars & his penchant for getting tied up, chained up & otherwise kidnapped necessitating Clark to come rescue him. :-)

Have you visited the Smallville GAYLE awards site yet?? ;-)
http://gayles.tig-tv.com/

Including directions for Smallville Drinking game.

[wrenlet.livejournal.com]

The farmboy must be corrupted. Oh yes. Preferably over a bale of hay in that Fortress of Barnitude he's got and... *cough*

Oh, just you wait. Just you wait until season two, and Lex baling hay.

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

Lex bales hay!?!!

*dies*

Lex Bales Hay!

[truthseekersara.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah!

One of the more interesting subplots is how Lex is continuously trying to win over Martha and Jonathan. Clark is always flashing him pained looks whenever daddy Bo says anything negative about Lex. If only Clark could get his parents to understand... their love is so pure! That's why in this last episode with Clark having dreams, etc. he fantasized that his parents were finally okay with Lex and bought him a big truck using Lex's money!

Re: Lex Bales Hay!

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

I know and thought that was so very sweet. Sniff. And then the worst thing in the world happens and Lex rejects him. Clark is killing me. I just want to, you know, comfort him and all that.

[wolflady26.livejournal.com]

Oh, and Clark? Still guh. Of course his daddy is Bo Duke - the first man to ever make me go guh.

Oh, yes, my feelings exactly.

I spend half of every Smallville episode yelling - "Clark turns evil! Lex stays good!"

Clark turns evil!

[truthseekersara.livejournal.com]

I always thought that Clark looked good in blue and red. Until I saw him in black in the season premiere. Tortured, shirtless Clark in black! Evil Clark is so HOT!

Re: Clark turns evil!

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

I like my Clark all sweet and puppy-dog eyed, although...yeah, that was hot.

Re: Clark turns evil!

[wolflady26.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah! ;D