PIGLET!!!!!! PIGLET!!!
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devilpiglet??!!
Where did she go?
I am besieged now by frightening thoughts of her wandering, hungry and alone, with jagged cliffs nearby and hungry coyotes wailing. I know that coyotes normally won't attack humans, but she is all tiny. Fierce, but tiny. And if she has been wandering hungry and alone without Frosted Flakes or Krispy Kremes to fortify her strength it could be serious.
Do they have wolves in Colorado?
Oh shit. They have bears. And bears and Piglets both adore the exact same foods. Piglet was wandering, hungry and alone, with jagged cliffs nearby and came upon a bear with a dozen Krispy Kremes (glazed, natch) and decided to fight for 'em. Poor bear. That explains why she has been gone. She is so distraught and guilty over what she had to do to the bear that she can't even be online.
Piglet, listen to me. Darwin says it is not your fault. It was survival of the fittest and the bear had it coming, flaunting his doughnuts like that. You cannot be held responsible.
devilpiglet??!!Where did she go?
I am besieged now by frightening thoughts of her wandering, hungry and alone, with jagged cliffs nearby and hungry coyotes wailing. I know that coyotes normally won't attack humans, but she is all tiny. Fierce, but tiny. And if she has been wandering hungry and alone without Frosted Flakes or Krispy Kremes to fortify her strength it could be serious.
Do they have wolves in Colorado?
Oh shit. They have bears. And bears and Piglets both adore the exact same foods. Piglet was wandering, hungry and alone, with jagged cliffs nearby and came upon a bear with a dozen Krispy Kremes (glazed, natch) and decided to fight for 'em. Poor bear. That explains why she has been gone. She is so distraught and guilty over what she had to do to the bear that she can't even be online.
Piglet, listen to me. Darwin says it is not your fault. It was survival of the fittest and the bear had it coming, flaunting his doughnuts like that. You cannot be held responsible.
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Date: 2003-07-25 12:32 pm (UTC)Oink.