PIGLET!!!!!! PIGLET!!!

[sisabet]

Where is devilpiglet??!!

Where did she go?

I am besieged now by frightening thoughts of her wandering, hungry and alone, with jagged cliffs nearby and hungry coyotes wailing. I know that coyotes normally won't attack humans, but she is all tiny. Fierce, but tiny. And if she has been wandering hungry and alone without Frosted Flakes or Krispy Kremes to fortify her strength it could be serious.

Do they have wolves in Colorado?

Oh shit. They have bears. And bears and Piglets both adore the exact same foods. Piglet was wandering, hungry and alone, with jagged cliffs nearby and came upon a bear with a dozen Krispy Kremes (glazed, natch) and decided to fight for 'em. Poor bear. That explains why she has been gone. She is so distraught and guilty over what she had to do to the bear that she can't even be online.

Piglet, listen to me. Darwin says it is not your fault. It was survival of the fittest and the bear had it coming, flaunting his doughnuts like that. You cannot be held responsible.

Comments

[rusty_halo.livejournal.com]

I've been missing her too! Hoping she'll be back soon....

[7spoons.livejournal.com]

Oh man, I've been wondering the same thing. Come out come out wherever you are devilpiglet! We miss you!

[gobi-rex.livejournal.com]

I miss her, too. Hope she is allright.

[mrmonkeybottoms.livejournal.com]

Dude, I am so with you on this. I miss the little Piglet gal. And you too. I keep missing you online. But, I dream of the both of you, together, naked, and maybe with some Jell-o...

[magarettt.livejournal.com]

I was wondering about her this morning, and now this evening. . .I keep trying to think that I just miss her because of the lack of updates on Wayward; but, no, I must admit, that I really miss our lovely Piglet.

How do you call a pig again? ::Here, piggie!:: Sooie, sooie! We love you! We have donuts. . .

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

Sueeeee, Sueeeee!!

Maybe that will work...

[lovebytez.livejournal.com]

She's butt-nekkid and asleep in our bed. I'll tell her to log on when she wakes up from her post-coital nap.

::munching on the leftover Krispy Kremes:: Hee!

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

Dude! Thank god. I was worried and it turns out Piglet was only kidnapped for a little bit of sexy action. Good for her. Good for ya'll, especially.

[keswindhover.livejournal.com]

In fact, Lovebytez and Nauti only have the Pigletbot.

The real Piglet is alive and well, and living under an assumed name here in England, with me. (whee!)

[missmurchison.livejournal.com]

Then who is the Piglet look-alike I have chained up in my basement?

[keswindhover.livejournal.com]

That is Winona Ryder, obviously.

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

Please - Piglet is much hotter than Winona Ryder.

[keswindhover.livejournal.com]

'Piglet is much hotter than Winona Ryder.'

And far less likely to steal Miss Murchison's valuable family antiques.

However, I must insist that the Piglet here in England - who is currently off happily running up a large bill at my local baker's - is in fact the REAL Piglet.

[lovebytez.livejournal.com]

After Kes's PigletBot post, I bent DP over... trying to find her "battery pack". Despite a very thorough cavity search, I couldn't find a single wire or battery. So I'm not certain if this is the real DP or the PigletBot (or an evil twin), but regardless, she's a hellcat in the sack! ;)

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

I think this calls for a Piglet Convention.

Everyone grab your Piglet and bring her to one centralized location...

We could call it DPCon...except I think there is already one of those...perhaps we should just attend that con? It's certain to be, ah...enlightening.

[ex-devilpigl935.livejournal.com]

Hi - I had to drop out for a bit but this post and the responses to it made my day. You are all sweethearts. I hope to be back soon.

Oink.