Stargate Atlantis - Extreme Crack

[sisabet]

This chat actually happened a while ago and I totally forgot about posting it until just now. renenet was looking for a specific SGA fic and asked me and just_eunice about it. tzikeh was a totally innocent bystander.

Also - I feel compelled to mention that I actually haven't even read half of the stories I mention, but my flist is a wonderful and exciting place and AS SOON as I wrench my brain away from my current obsession (ie finish this FUCKING VID) I look forward to OH, SO SO MUCH. And?? Since this chat - all signs on my flist point to genderfuck being the next big thing in SGA! YAY!



sisabet: Renenet [except I used her real name], what SGA fic did you lose? Is this like my mythical lost story in that you may or may know what it is only if you see it again?
sisabet: did astolat write it?
sisabet: was John a stripper? Cause I know that one
sisabet: was there tentacle porn? Was anyone blind? Did the aliens make them NOT have sex?
sisabet: Was there sex pollen that made them gay?
sisabet: Did Rodney cry? Was John a psychokiller? Did anyone have anyone else's baby?
sisabet: was it an AU set in Atlanta and they get caught in a traffic jam and Rodney has diarheaa?

tzikeh: ...

sisabet: were there unicorns?

tzikeh: ...!

sisabet: Tzikeh - SGA is a very specific fandom

tzikeh: O.o

sisabet: we can obviously narrow this down
sisabet: Did John have to pretend to be Rodney's sex slave?

renenet: ;lakdjflaksdjflksdjf;laskdfj, Liz
renenet: now that one doesn't narrow much down

sisabet: Did John have to get fucked in public for goods from a neighboring society?

renenet: that either

sisabet: actually yeah
sisabet: there are like...

renenet: I think those were challenges

sisabet: there is an entire archive of those stories

renenet: also? this fandom is on CRACK

eunice: isn't it wonderful? :)

sisabet: Are John and Rodney trapped in a marriage of convience?
sisabet: Does Rodney have to threaten to blow up other planets to get his way?
sisabet: Does Atlantis take over and wire into John's brain?

* renenet chokes laughing

sisabet: Is there a lamp?

renenet: I love that lamp!

sisabet: that is a very special lamp

renenet: magical teleporting gay-making lamp!

sisabet: Do John and Rodney have hawt Antartica sex?

renenet: oh, I was just re-reading that fic on the way home from work

sisabet: I love that story

renenet: shit! looking for my story I keep getting sucked into other stories

sisabet: Does Starbuck get transferred to the Pegasus Galaxy and does John HATE HER?

renenet: which is not a bad way to go, actually, since I think I was just looking for my bookmark in order to read something good
renenet: it's not a crossover
renenet: I think John would like Starbuck
renenet: I mean, they wouldn't get along, but...

sisabet: umm... even so...have you SEEN the Starbuck story?

renenet: no

sisabet: Yes - see that is the beauty of it
sisabet: John WOULD like Starbuck...at first
sisabet: but see
sisabet: she is better at everything

renenet: oh, insecurity
renenet: yeah, she would out-John John

sisabet: and she has a bigger problem with authority than he does

renenet: and she'd be a better pilot

sisabet: she is his worst punishment
sisabet: AND

renenet: she's him only more so

sisabet: Starbuck has a scientist thing

renenet: shit, yeah

sisabet: so she will ping right on Rodney
sisabet: and Rodney's social issues won't mean shit to her
sisabet: SO

eunice: someone really needs to write this story

renenet: oh, is this not an actual story Liz is describing?

sisabet: John will not want to hate her
sisabet: and try not to hate her
sisabet: but he will so hate her

renenet: it didn't involve Fantasy Island, so I didn't realize it was Liz plot

eunice: Renenet...no, sadly. it only exists in Liz's head

sisabet: Renenet, I am waiting for it to be written

eunice: but it SHOULD exist
eunice: because it's *perfect*

sisabet: I think it will Eunice

renenet: you should post that outline there

sisabet: if we eat right and exercise and pray really really hard...

Comments

[kickthebeat.livejournal.com]

holy christ. if someone writes that SGA/BSG crossover, I will be their slave for life. I will do whatever it takes to help enable this. handholding, cookie backing, dirty alley handjobs. DOES NOT MATTER. THIS FIC NEEDS TO COME TO FRUITION.

[eliade.livejournal.com]

renenet: oh, is this not an actual story Liz is describing?

*cracks up*

I knew there was a reason to log on one more time before bed. *g*

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

See - I live in the constant hope that any given story idea that strikes my fancy has already been written and I just somehow missed it.

[lierdumoa.livejournal.com]

::DIES SO HARD::

onthecontrary: IS THERE A FUCKING BSG/SGA CROSSOVER
onthecontrary: THAT I DO NOT KNOW ABOUT?
onthecontrary: OMFG
onthecontrary: IF THERE IS
onthecontrary: I NEED TO READ IT RIGHT NOW
onthecontrary: okay, no
onthecontrary: GOOD
lierdumoa: hehehe
onthecontrary: if it had existed
onthecontrary: I would have killed people for NOT SHARING THAT SHIT WITH ME
lierdumoa: it would be funny, because John would then have to fall back on his smarts to be cool in a way that Starbuck was not
lierdumoa: and dirty-talk Rodney with math, because Starbuck does not have the power of math seduction
onthecontrary: which would take a lot, man, because Starbuck is fucking cool.
onthecontrary: ahahahahaa
onthecontrary: that's where he'd get her
onthecontrary: though it'd be rough going because if Starbuck had a thing for Rodney ... woo
lierdumoa: dude, and she's blonde
onthecontrary: and hot
onthecontrary: and has a great rack.
lierdumoa: SHE'S, LIKE, SERIOUSLY HOT
onthecontrary: and she is smart! she's just not Mensa smart.
lierdumoa: I'M SORRY, I GOT DISTRACTED FROM THIS CONVERSATION WHEN SHE WAS SO HOT
onthecontrary: RIGHT THERE WITH YOU

I either afraid or horribly pleased that I know, like, EVERY SINGLE FIC you just referred to.

[cofax7]

You did read elishavah's Shep/Starbuck, right?

[lierdumoa.livejournal.com]

OMGNOIDIDN'T. Link please?

[cofax7]

Go here, scroll down.

[cofax7]

also, I think there's some on the Friday48 community.

[lierdumoa.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

OMG I love you both so hard because I was despairing for John's chances because, well, STARBUCK!! But yes - math. Math is key.

And she is so, so hot.

[lierdumoa.livejournal.com]

Math is key. I, like, need a t-shirt that says this or something.

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

Who is hotter: John or Kara? Cause I think math is involved in figuring this out.

[lierdumoa.livejournal.com]

Honestly, I don't know, but this reminds me of a conversation I had with adrienne2 a while back:

adrienne2: OMG if Teyla and Starbuck got in a fight, who would win?
lierdumoa: OMG who cares, we just want to see them fight.
adrienne2: We are such horny teenaged boys.

In conclusion, threesome.

Yis.

[aurora]

I either afraid or horribly pleased that I know, like, EVERY SINGLE FIC you just referred to.
Omg, could you please refer me to 'John and Rodney have hawt Antartica sex' fic??

[lierdumoa.livejournal.com]

http://www.anyroad.org/kaneko/intersections.html

[aurora]

*bounces*

Thanks!!

[cesperanza.livejournal.com]

LUBE AND BALLOONS!

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

This fandom is pure amusement park crack, with rollar coasters and floom zooms and a water park!

::points at icon::

[permetaform]

::giggles so so so hard::

...eventually I will get to the point where I recognize all these fic, am working my way through them slowly...

_{::covers eyes:: yes, SGA has sucked me in too}

Re: ::points at icon::

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

Don't feel bad - it owns us all.

Re: ::points at icon::

[permetaform]

with a p-w-n. ::wry grin::

[raveninthewind.livejournal.com]

Looks like a fannish convergence has occurred (SGA & due South), so I am friending. you... *g*