Stargate Atlantis - Extreme Crack

[sisabet]

This chat actually happened a while ago and I totally forgot about posting it until just now. renenet was looking for a specific SGA fic and asked me and just_eunice about it. tzikeh was a totally innocent bystander.

Also - I feel compelled to mention that I actually haven't even read half of the stories I mention, but my flist is a wonderful and exciting place and AS SOON as I wrench my brain away from my current obsession (ie finish this FUCKING VID) I look forward to OH, SO SO MUCH. And?? Since this chat - all signs on my flist point to genderfuck being the next big thing in SGA! YAY!



sisabet: Renenet [except I used her real name], what SGA fic did you lose? Is this like my mythical lost story in that you may or may know what it is only if you see it again?
sisabet: did astolat write it?
sisabet: was John a stripper? Cause I know that one
sisabet: was there tentacle porn? Was anyone blind? Did the aliens make them NOT have sex?
sisabet: Was there sex pollen that made them gay?
sisabet: Did Rodney cry? Was John a psychokiller? Did anyone have anyone else's baby?
sisabet: was it an AU set in Atlanta and they get caught in a traffic jam and Rodney has diarheaa?

tzikeh: ...

sisabet: were there unicorns?

tzikeh: ...!

sisabet: Tzikeh - SGA is a very specific fandom

tzikeh: O.o

sisabet: we can obviously narrow this down
sisabet: Did John have to pretend to be Rodney's sex slave?

renenet: ;lakdjflaksdjflksdjf;laskdfj, Liz
renenet: now that one doesn't narrow much down

sisabet: Did John have to get fucked in public for goods from a neighboring society?

renenet: that either

sisabet: actually yeah
sisabet: there are like...

renenet: I think those were challenges

sisabet: there is an entire archive of those stories

renenet: also? this fandom is on CRACK

eunice: isn't it wonderful? :)

sisabet: Are John and Rodney trapped in a marriage of convience?
sisabet: Does Rodney have to threaten to blow up other planets to get his way?
sisabet: Does Atlantis take over and wire into John's brain?

* renenet chokes laughing

sisabet: Is there a lamp?

renenet: I love that lamp!

sisabet: that is a very special lamp

renenet: magical teleporting gay-making lamp!

sisabet: Do John and Rodney have hawt Antartica sex?

renenet: oh, I was just re-reading that fic on the way home from work

sisabet: I love that story

renenet: shit! looking for my story I keep getting sucked into other stories

sisabet: Does Starbuck get transferred to the Pegasus Galaxy and does John HATE HER?

renenet: which is not a bad way to go, actually, since I think I was just looking for my bookmark in order to read something good
renenet: it's not a crossover
renenet: I think John would like Starbuck
renenet: I mean, they wouldn't get along, but...

sisabet: umm... even so...have you SEEN the Starbuck story?

renenet: no

sisabet: Yes - see that is the beauty of it
sisabet: John WOULD like Starbuck...at first
sisabet: but see
sisabet: she is better at everything

renenet: oh, insecurity
renenet: yeah, she would out-John John

sisabet: and she has a bigger problem with authority than he does

renenet: and she'd be a better pilot

sisabet: she is his worst punishment
sisabet: AND

renenet: she's him only more so

sisabet: Starbuck has a scientist thing

renenet: shit, yeah

sisabet: so she will ping right on Rodney
sisabet: and Rodney's social issues won't mean shit to her
sisabet: SO

eunice: someone really needs to write this story

renenet: oh, is this not an actual story Liz is describing?

sisabet: John will not want to hate her
sisabet: and try not to hate her
sisabet: but he will so hate her

renenet: it didn't involve Fantasy Island, so I didn't realize it was Liz plot

eunice: Renenet...no, sadly. it only exists in Liz's head

sisabet: Renenet, I am waiting for it to be written

eunice: but it SHOULD exist
eunice: because it's *perfect*

sisabet: I think it will Eunice

renenet: you should post that outline there

sisabet: if we eat right and exercise and pray really really hard...