Upon Looking at a Production Still from Bone Deep (a movie I have no other interest in):

So, I am not a fan of that Shia Lebeouf guy. Seriously, I don't get his appeal at all and it does annoy me that there are movies I have to see and otherwise would want to see and there he is. I really don't know what it is about him that grates on me so - I just have an instinctive distaste for him, and he seems to be kinda bland in every movie I've ever seen him in - kinda a less pretty mini-Hayden Christenson (and yeah, I can't spell any of these dudes names).

However, if Hollywood would replace Shia Lebeouf with Chris Brown, I would go and see every single release in the theater and would also buy the DVDs.

I mean the fact that I can't watch Stomp the Yard has NOTHING to do with this idea -- it would be a spoiler to say otherwise, but yeah. Anyway, it doesn't matter because while Brown might not be the best young actor in the world he is loaded down with charisma and could sure as hell carry anything this Shia dude is saddled with the added benefit of having a believable physicality for action films. And it would make me, a pervy old woman, very very happy (but not *that* pervy, dude's almost 20).

I leave you with this, obviously not the best video in the world, but I think proof enough that if Chris Brown can be the most adorable conflicted vampire ever, he can totally handle Transformers.





Don't make me have to show you "This Christmas" cause I so so so will.


ETA: I take this all back