Getcher Hawt Vamp on Car Action Here!!!

[sisabet]

I almost forgot to post this. See - My ats_endofdays entry will be late. I do not work well with deadlines - any deadlines. So I am sorry.

As penance I offer up a conversation with Luminosity whereupon my updating my wish list for my mother's shopping convenience leads to the perfect way for the WB to bring our show back...

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sisabet: I am actually wondering who Amazon thinks I am??
sockkpuppett: LOL
sisabet: Norah Fucking Jones??
sockkpuppett: gahhh
sisabet: what did I ever click on to make them think I like Norah Fucking Jones?
sisabet: OHH - A-Team Season One - now Amazon is talking to me
sockkpuppett: aha!

Cut for Vid In Progress Talk

sisabet: KNIGHT RIDER S1!!!
sisabet: A Man
sockkpuppett: ooh cool!!
sisabet: and his Car
sisabet: that Talks
sisabet: that Talks...dirty
sockkpuppett: crossover!
sockkpuppett: heheeh
sisabet: lmao

Genesis of an idea takes place

sisabet: ANGEL
sisabet: dude
sisabet: Angel Rider
sisabet: imagine
sisabet: Spike's soul
sockkpuppett: I ... I...
sisabet: ends up in the Viper
sockkpuppett: WRITE THIS!
sockkpuppett: heheehee
sisabet: he teams up with Angel to fight crime!
sisabet: OMG
sockkpuppett: and drive Angel insane!
sisabet: IT WOULD BE MAGIC!!
sockkpuppett: "I thought you had a lead foot, man. Step on it! Oooh, ooh! There. Right... there.. Yeah.. Oh God ohgodohgod! Annngel!!"
sisabet: ::dies::
sockkpuppett: lmao
sockkpuppett: "Wax me. You know you want to..."
sisabet: can you imagine the first time Angel talks into his watch and tells Spike to come and pick him up??
sockkpuppett: Angel rubbed the chamois cloth up and down, up and down the hood...
sisabet: OH - Angel would totally bring tapes of KR to the garage and try to get Spike to watch them with him
sockkpuppett: HE never wanted to fuck his car as badly as he did right then..
sisabet: "See, Spike - KITT - he is a team player"
sockkpuppett: LOL!! *dying*
sisabet: Men and their cars
sisabet: dude
sisabet: it writes itself
sockkpuppett: it totally does.
sockkpuppett: "Pop that clutch, baby!"
sockkpuppett: "AAAAUGGH!!"
sisabet: this is also how you write around the inevitable aging Marsters AND give ole JM a break - he can literally phone it in
sisabet: OH
sockkpuppett: I like the way you think
sisabet: and if DB won't come back fulltime
sisabet: replace him with the puppet
sockkpuppett: LOL
sockkpuppett: who drives!
sisabet: Angel Rider will be like The Family Guy
sisabet: YES

sisabet: He is a cooooooollllll rideeeerrr
sockkpuppett: The Family Angel Rider.
sockkpuppett: hee
sisabet: a cool cool cool rider
sisabet: and if he turns me on he can burn me thru and thu
sisabet: WHEEE
sockkpuppett: LOL
sisabet: I should post this
sockkpuppett: lmao. It's time for some deviancy, I think. Mechanics Illustrated.
sisabet: LMAO
sisabet: Angel takes Spike in for some work on the muffler - the shop guys are like "WTF is *this*??"
sisabet: Angel:...
sockkpuppett: *can't. breathe*
sockkpuppett: "lube him up!"
sisabet: Spike: [grill lights up] awwww yeah. Right there.
sockkpuppett: Spike keeps X-Radio on All-Punk,All-The-Time, and Angel wants "Power Ballads of the 70's"
sisabet: during sweeps we can have the inevitable break-up/other partners storyline
sockkpuppett: Angel sees a 67 Mustang...
sockkpuppett: and must have it.
sockkpuppett: It's RED
sisabet: oh yeah
sockkpuppett: and flirty. His head's turned.
sisabet: and a convertible
sisabet: BUT
sisabet: she is EVIL
sisabet: her name is Christine
sisabet: Spike knows something is just. not. right.
sisabet: but they fight and Angel storms off leaving Spike fuming...er, fumes
sockkpuppett: She's just a shell of Christine. Now she's inhabited by a 45 year old eight-cylinder 308...
sockkpuppett: Her real name is... Illyria!
sisabet: oh she is too much woman for him
sockkpuppett: She has a blue vinyl top.
sisabet: She should say that
sockkpuppett: hee
sisabet: no Spike would say it
sisabet: "look here mate, I know how you feel, but she is just too much car for you to handle!"
sockkpuppett: "You could lose your soul!"
sisabet: Oh god
sisabet: this can only end with a cliffside game of chicken
sisabet: you know it, I know it
sisabet: I would so watch this show
sockkpuppett: A race in LA River, and Spike drives through a puddle of holy water and cracks the block...
sisabet: OH GOD
sisabet: <--scribbles madly
sisabet: I am so posting this
sockkpuppett: I was gonna say "throws a rod," but you know? some things are just too easy.
sisabet: LMAO
sisabet: huh
sisabet: now Amazon wants me to buy Bjork
sisabet: oh silly Amazon - when will you learn!

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