Getcher Hawt Vamp on Car Action Here!!!

[sisabet]

I almost forgot to post this. See - My ats_endofdays entry will be late. I do not work well with deadlines - any deadlines. So I am sorry.

As penance I offer up a conversation with Luminosity whereupon my updating my wish list for my mother's shopping convenience leads to the perfect way for the WB to bring our show back...

Cutting for Length


sisabet: I am actually wondering who Amazon thinks I am??
sockkpuppett: LOL
sisabet: Norah Fucking Jones??
sockkpuppett: gahhh
sisabet: what did I ever click on to make them think I like Norah Fucking Jones?
sisabet: OHH - A-Team Season One - now Amazon is talking to me
sockkpuppett: aha!

Cut for Vid In Progress Talk

sisabet: KNIGHT RIDER S1!!!
sisabet: A Man
sockkpuppett: ooh cool!!
sisabet: and his Car
sisabet: that Talks
sisabet: that Talks...dirty
sockkpuppett: crossover!
sockkpuppett: heheeh
sisabet: lmao

Genesis of an idea takes place

sisabet: ANGEL
sisabet: dude
sisabet: Angel Rider
sisabet: imagine
sisabet: Spike's soul
sockkpuppett: I ... I...
sisabet: ends up in the Viper
sockkpuppett: WRITE THIS!
sockkpuppett: heheehee
sisabet: he teams up with Angel to fight crime!
sisabet: OMG
sockkpuppett: and drive Angel insane!
sisabet: IT WOULD BE MAGIC!!
sockkpuppett: "I thought you had a lead foot, man. Step on it! Oooh, ooh! There. Right... there.. Yeah.. Oh God ohgodohgod! Annngel!!"
sisabet: ::dies::
sockkpuppett: lmao
sockkpuppett: "Wax me. You know you want to..."
sisabet: can you imagine the first time Angel talks into his watch and tells Spike to come and pick him up??
sockkpuppett: Angel rubbed the chamois cloth up and down, up and down the hood...
sisabet: OH - Angel would totally bring tapes of KR to the garage and try to get Spike to watch them with him
sockkpuppett: HE never wanted to fuck his car as badly as he did right then..
sisabet: "See, Spike - KITT - he is a team player"
sockkpuppett: LOL!! *dying*
sisabet: Men and their cars
sisabet: dude
sisabet: it writes itself
sockkpuppett: it totally does.
sockkpuppett: "Pop that clutch, baby!"
sockkpuppett: "AAAAUGGH!!"
sisabet: this is also how you write around the inevitable aging Marsters AND give ole JM a break - he can literally phone it in
sisabet: OH
sockkpuppett: I like the way you think
sisabet: and if DB won't come back fulltime
sisabet: replace him with the puppet
sockkpuppett: LOL
sockkpuppett: who drives!
sisabet: Angel Rider will be like The Family Guy
sisabet: YES

sisabet: He is a cooooooollllll rideeeerrr
sockkpuppett: The Family Angel Rider.
sockkpuppett: hee
sisabet: a cool cool cool rider
sisabet: and if he turns me on he can burn me thru and thu
sisabet: WHEEE
sockkpuppett: LOL
sisabet: I should post this
sockkpuppett: lmao. It's time for some deviancy, I think. Mechanics Illustrated.
sisabet: LMAO
sisabet: Angel takes Spike in for some work on the muffler - the shop guys are like "WTF is *this*??"
sisabet: Angel:...
sockkpuppett: *can't. breathe*
sockkpuppett: "lube him up!"
sisabet: Spike: [grill lights up] awwww yeah. Right there.
sockkpuppett: Spike keeps X-Radio on All-Punk,All-The-Time, and Angel wants "Power Ballads of the 70's"
sisabet: during sweeps we can have the inevitable break-up/other partners storyline
sockkpuppett: Angel sees a 67 Mustang...
sockkpuppett: and must have it.
sockkpuppett: It's RED
sisabet: oh yeah
sockkpuppett: and flirty. His head's turned.
sisabet: and a convertible
sisabet: BUT
sisabet: she is EVIL
sisabet: her name is Christine
sisabet: Spike knows something is just. not. right.
sisabet: but they fight and Angel storms off leaving Spike fuming...er, fumes
sockkpuppett: She's just a shell of Christine. Now she's inhabited by a 45 year old eight-cylinder 308...
sockkpuppett: Her real name is... Illyria!
sisabet: oh she is too much woman for him
sockkpuppett: She has a blue vinyl top.
sisabet: She should say that
sockkpuppett: hee
sisabet: no Spike would say it
sisabet: "look here mate, I know how you feel, but she is just too much car for you to handle!"
sockkpuppett: "You could lose your soul!"
sisabet: Oh god
sisabet: this can only end with a cliffside game of chicken
sisabet: you know it, I know it
sisabet: I would so watch this show
sockkpuppett: A race in LA River, and Spike drives through a puddle of holy water and cracks the block...
sisabet: OH GOD
sisabet: <--scribbles madly
sisabet: I am so posting this
sockkpuppett: I was gonna say "throws a rod," but you know? some things are just too easy.
sisabet: LMAO
sisabet: huh
sisabet: now Amazon wants me to buy Bjork
sisabet: oh silly Amazon - when will you learn!

Comments

[sdwolfpup.livejournal.com]

*dying*

Someone totally needs to write that. It could be the result of the shanshu - Wes missed the fine print of "as a car" after "dies and lives again."

[cheesygirl.livejournal.com]

OMG, that's genius. For some reason this bit really made me laugh:

Spike drives through a puddle of holy water and cracks the block...

[coiledsoul.livejournal.com]

True genius, the two of you. Given the current line-up, you could both easily be top executives at UPN or WB.

I'm currently racking my brain trying to come up with an anacronym for SPIKE. Hmmm...

Specialized
Petroleum
Intake
Knowledge
Engine

no...

Super
Powered
Intelligence
Kinetic
Ensemble

damn, I'm not any good at this. Help!

[cheesygirl.livejournal.com]

Supernaturally
Powered
Investigative
Kinky
Entity

?

[superplin.livejournal.com]

Best story ever! I must read this. Please to be writing it now, thank you. I may never breathe again what with all the laughing, but it'll totally be worth it.

[piper47.livejournal.com]

I... ::snickers::

Thanks, I needed a good laugh this morning.

[saifai.livejournal.com]

*cacklesnort*

Ah, yeah. That's the stuff, baby. I would so read this. I want more. It really does write itself.