Wes Ends Up in a Stairway. Illyria Gets a Job.

[sisabet]

So, in this dark and harrowing time - it is nice to know that you can still have a place to turn in the turmoil. A place to turn and a wet Clark Kent. These are the things that will see you through.

I should write a book and call it "Conversations with Lum", cause I, for one, am freaking entertained by us.

Cutting for Spoilers for Angel 5x22 "Not Fade Away" and waaaaahhh. That is the first time I have ever typed that. Sniff


sisabet: Wes is fine
sisabet: absolutely fine
Luminosity: Well, for S6 he is
sisabet: he is sleeping
sisabet: I want Illyria to raise him
Luminosity: sigh
sisabet: and for Wes to be all depressed
Luminosity: "I want to do more violence."
sisabet: and then Angel doesn't know he is alive
Luminosity: stop it!! stop it!!
sisabet: and then Angel comes in the house and is all "Illyria, Illyria are you there?"
sisabet: and Wes appears at the top of the stairs
Luminosity: it's been done.
sisabet: and Angel is all "Oh that is just the Wesbot"
Luminosity: And Wes's hands are all bloody
sisabet: and WE NEED A WESBOT
sisabet: yes
sisabet: join me over here
Luminosity: He wants to feel the fire.
sisabet: this is a nice corner
sisabet: we could have one S6 ep of Angel that is a play on all the tropes of s6 Buffy
sisabet: incorporate it all
sisabet: Magic as crack
sisabet: broken wedding
sisabet: depression as life
Luminosity: having to get a real job.
sisabet: all to a song and dance
Luminosity: becoming invisible
Luminosity: so he can fuck Wes
sisabet: writing resumes
sisabet: well - that is how the story ends - isn't it?
Luminosity: and then they all escape to Mexico
sisabet: although - I liked how Joss went for the lovers reunite in death - and made certain it was explicit that this is a lie
sisabet: where it eats you from the bottom
Luminosity: yes
Luminosity: that was brilliant and painful

Then we talk about Smallville-As-Distraction and I decide "Man on the Moon" is not about Andy Kaufman, but is about Angel and cry and Lum vids.


Then more talking about Angel:

sisabet: Dawn and I entertained ourselves at dinner with the idea of Illyria Has to Get a Job
Luminosity: I think this is a good idea.
sisabet: "Your post it notes are foul and these lights usurp all meaning from this conversation" [takes mail from clerk]
Luminosity: LOL!!!
sisabet: Oh and the job search is hilarious
sisabet: Spike teaches her how to smile
sisabet: "You bare your teeth to show you are not threatening?"
sisabet: "Right, and then you kinda tilt your head like so..."
Luminosity: These...benefits. They are loathsome and worthless.
sisabet: You crawl like maggots after a tiny morsel of rancid flesh...how do I calculate my 401k?
sisabet: dude - she will fit right in
Luminosity: really
Luminosity: Your incessant shrill into my ears makes me want to do violence. How may I help you?
sisabet: LMAO
sisabet: I should post this
Luminosity: LOL
sisabet: along with Wes as Buffy
Luminosity: I will grind these OSHA representatives into the scorched earth and use their entrails as dental floss.
sisabet: pass the krispy kremes
Luminosity: LOL
Luminosity: yes
Luminosity: I do not Self Serve, you impotent shell of primordial ooze. Premium, please.
sisabet: see - she is so polite
Luminosity: right.
Luminosity: This is a cursed machine. What is PC Load Letter?
sisabet: Why does the formula in Excel refuse to do my bidding. It will crawl and kneel before me in another time.
Luminosity: I traveled between dimensions to watch the stars die. I don't *make* coffee.
sisabet: You think that the gray particle walls shield you from discovery but I can smell your desparation. The air is thick with it and it chokes my throat. I have completed my month-end report.

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