Wes Ends Up in a Stairway. Illyria Gets a Job.

[sisabet]

So, in this dark and harrowing time - it is nice to know that you can still have a place to turn in the turmoil. A place to turn and a wet Clark Kent. These are the things that will see you through.

I should write a book and call it "Conversations with Lum", cause I, for one, am freaking entertained by us.

Cutting for Spoilers for Angel 5x22 "Not Fade Away" and waaaaahhh. That is the first time I have ever typed that. Sniff


sisabet: Wes is fine
sisabet: absolutely fine
Luminosity: Well, for S6 he is
sisabet: he is sleeping
sisabet: I want Illyria to raise him
Luminosity: sigh
sisabet: and for Wes to be all depressed
Luminosity: "I want to do more violence."
sisabet: and then Angel doesn't know he is alive
Luminosity: stop it!! stop it!!
sisabet: and then Angel comes in the house and is all "Illyria, Illyria are you there?"
sisabet: and Wes appears at the top of the stairs
Luminosity: it's been done.
sisabet: and Angel is all "Oh that is just the Wesbot"
Luminosity: And Wes's hands are all bloody
sisabet: and WE NEED A WESBOT
sisabet: yes
sisabet: join me over here
Luminosity: He wants to feel the fire.
sisabet: this is a nice corner
sisabet: we could have one S6 ep of Angel that is a play on all the tropes of s6 Buffy
sisabet: incorporate it all
sisabet: Magic as crack
sisabet: broken wedding
sisabet: depression as life
Luminosity: having to get a real job.
sisabet: all to a song and dance
Luminosity: becoming invisible
Luminosity: so he can fuck Wes
sisabet: writing resumes
sisabet: well - that is how the story ends - isn't it?
Luminosity: and then they all escape to Mexico
sisabet: although - I liked how Joss went for the lovers reunite in death - and made certain it was explicit that this is a lie
sisabet: where it eats you from the bottom
Luminosity: yes
Luminosity: that was brilliant and painful

Then we talk about Smallville-As-Distraction and I decide "Man on the Moon" is not about Andy Kaufman, but is about Angel and cry and Lum vids.


Then more talking about Angel:

sisabet: Dawn and I entertained ourselves at dinner with the idea of Illyria Has to Get a Job
Luminosity: I think this is a good idea.
sisabet: "Your post it notes are foul and these lights usurp all meaning from this conversation" [takes mail from clerk]
Luminosity: LOL!!!
sisabet: Oh and the job search is hilarious
sisabet: Spike teaches her how to smile
sisabet: "You bare your teeth to show you are not threatening?"
sisabet: "Right, and then you kinda tilt your head like so..."
Luminosity: These...benefits. They are loathsome and worthless.
sisabet: You crawl like maggots after a tiny morsel of rancid flesh...how do I calculate my 401k?
sisabet: dude - she will fit right in
Luminosity: really
Luminosity: Your incessant shrill into my ears makes me want to do violence. How may I help you?
sisabet: LMAO
sisabet: I should post this
Luminosity: LOL
sisabet: along with Wes as Buffy
Luminosity: I will grind these OSHA representatives into the scorched earth and use their entrails as dental floss.
sisabet: pass the krispy kremes
Luminosity: LOL
Luminosity: yes
Luminosity: I do not Self Serve, you impotent shell of primordial ooze. Premium, please.
sisabet: see - she is so polite
Luminosity: right.
Luminosity: This is a cursed machine. What is PC Load Letter?
sisabet: Why does the formula in Excel refuse to do my bidding. It will crawl and kneel before me in another time.
Luminosity: I traveled between dimensions to watch the stars die. I don't *make* coffee.
sisabet: You think that the gray particle walls shield you from discovery but I can smell your desparation. The air is thick with it and it chokes my throat. I have completed my month-end report.

Comments

[chartophile.livejournal.com]

I just shot orange juice out my nose. All the Illyria getting a job bits are too funny!

[viciouswishes.livejournal.com]

LMAO.

::spews Pepsi all over::

[miss-tress.livejournal.com]

Those have to be the two funniest convos ever.

I think Illyria would be a smashing choice to write one of those self-help, work related books, like "Who Moved My Cheese".

[outofthisworld.livejournal.com]

BWA!

You need to make your own virtual season.

[kita0610.livejournal.com]

Jesus fuck I love you people.

[kamilaa.livejournal.com]

*stares*

Icon love +10

[kita0610.livejournal.com]

*G*

Thanks but my guess is you don't know who the people are.

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

Oh - I bet she does.

[kamilaa.livejournal.com]

Oh - I bet she does.

Good call. *g* Can I have Buffy and Angel from "Afterlife" for one thousand, Alex?

*stares more*

[kita0610.livejournal.com]

Good call!

(The ep title was Forever, but you got the pairing.)

Most people think it's S/A. Marsters' hands are NOT that small.

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

How cool is it that we are in a fandom where that mistake can happen?

[piper47.livejournal.com]

Buffy = Wes?

I...

::stops::

You know, I don't even have a comment for that. I'm so glad to see you are dealing with this all in a realistic matter. ;)

Just keep talking to Lum... I think it helps.

[bloodypoetry.livejournal.com]

*chokes* *sputters* *is ded from funny*

[behindblue-eyes.livejournal.com]

Dude. Can I live in your brain? And sublet in Luminosity's? I'm clean, and I promise to keep my music down low while you're trying to sleep or do more stuff like this. *g*

[dualbunny.livejournal.com]

Well thank god you did post this. :D

[vylit.livejournal.com]

You crawl like maggots after a tiny morsel of rancid flesh...how do I calculate my 401k?

*dies*

This is painfully funny.

[kamilaa.livejournal.com]

I love your spicy brains. Both of you. *sniffs brains*

[jerushajen.livejournal.com]

Yay friendsfriends.

These...benefits. They are loathsome and worthless.

Bwah.

[dodyskin.livejournal.com]

::splutters::
::cackles::

Goddamm you, your Illyria has crawled into my mind and is commentating on my housework. I don't need this.

[wrenlet.livejournal.com]

You think that the gray particle walls shield you from discovery but I can smell your desparation. The air is thick with it and it chokes my throat. I have completed my month-end report.

*wheeeeeeeeeeze* Write. This. Somebody... please?

[way2busymom.livejournal.com]

Luminosity: I will grind these OSHA representatives into the scorched earth and use their entrails as dental floss.

sisabet: Why does the formula in Excel refuse to do my bidding. It will crawl and kneel before me in another time.


:Falls off chair laughing. Bumps into table, spilling coffee on ivory carpet. Must drag out carpet cleaning machine now.: What a way to wake up.....

And Wes as Buffy? So totally with you on that on.

[laurashapiro.livejournal.com]

I love you guys.

[bailunrui.livejournal.com]

You guys seriously have to write an Illyria gets a job fic. Please. Think of the children.

[noshootingstars.livejournal.com]

I am laughing so hard my stomach hurts.

Illyria getting a job is my new happy place.

[gypsy-curse.livejournal.com]

Oh man, too funny!!
LOVE the Illyria conversation. Haha, I can see her saying all those things, and looking with her tilted head and confused/disgusted expression, with the customers/coworkers being all WTF?? LOL I would totally want to work with her.

[stakebait.livejournal.com]

Bwah! Thanks, I needed that.

[coiledsoul.livejournal.com]

May I please Gak your beautiful picture of Wes? I will credit you of course.

[stakebait.livejournal.com]

It wasn't mine -- it was from BuffyIcons, I believe, and so long ago that I can't remember who made it. Saava, maybe, or dtissagirl? Anyway, it was a shareable, so you're welcome to it as far as I'm concerned.

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

Thank you for the thanks! I needed that :)

[monanotlisa.livejournal.com]

I simply DIED laughing reading this last snippet-- the two of you got her *down* but add so much of your special brand of humour.

Please, please, write a whole story about Illyria The Days After?? & :-P

[celli]

Your incessant shrill into my ears makes me want to do violence. How may I help you?

*dies laughing* Oh, I would pay money to be able to answer the phone like that just once.

[smallcondo.livejournal.com]

Browsing through my friendsfriends list, I stumbled upon this piece of brilliance.

I traveled between dimensions to watch the stars die. I don't *make* coffee.

*coughs* I can totally see her saying that!

[paratti.livejournal.com]

ROFLMAO.
Thank you so much for this. I really needed it.

[versaphile.livejournal.com]

That is fucking hilarious. Write more so I can die laughing.

[rebelpoetus.livejournal.com]

Friendsfriendsfriends list. You get it. Hilarious. I wish I could make with the funny like you guys do.

[pepperjackcandy.livejournal.com]

Why does the formula in Excel refuse to do my bidding.

ROFLOL!

[meret.livejournal.com]

ROTFL!! I love the idea of Illyria in the workplace. I want to see her teach high school. And have to go get a driver's license. :)

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

We've already done the DMV - I hope I saved that conversation.

[smithereen.livejournal.com]

I wandered in here through a link from celli and just cracked up. Illyria gets a job is too damn funny.

If it was okay with you guys, I'd love to make a few Illyria icons with some of these quotes. Either just one for myself, or a few for sharing. Of course I'd credit you and link to this post. If you'd rather I didn't, I totally respect that, and I hope I'm not making some terrible breach of etiquette even suggesting it... It's just so classic, and so perfect for a work sucks icon, I had to ask.

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

Oh dude - I would love icons - please, go right ahead!

[smithereen.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much! I kept giggling to myself as I made them because the lines really are hilarious. I just put the finished icons up here (http://www.livejournal.com/users/smithereen/77600.html). Hope you like.

[dlgood.livejournal.com]

You told me to say Sisabet rules. I have read the post. You are most definitely correct.

sisabet: "Your post it notes are foul and these lights usurp all meaning from this conversation"

Hee.

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

Aw - thanks for the prework ruling thing - I need it today.

Magic as crack,

[drumgroupie06.livejournal.com]

You both ROCK! LMFAO!!! I LOVE this line so much!!

I do not Self Serve, you impotent shell of primordial ooze. Premium, please.

Plus, Wes as Buffy... LOL!

becoming invisible, so he can fuck Wes Ah.. the good stuff!!!