Gakked From estepheia

[sisabet]

I'm dying and attempting distraction. Carry on.

The Top 20 Sexiest Men in Science Fiction
20. Tobey Maguire
19. Michael Vartan
18. Christopher Gorham
17. Orlando Bloom
16. Callum Blue
15. Connor Trinneer
14. Michael Shanks
13. Victor Webster
12. Michael Rosenbaum
11. Alexis Denisof
10. Ben Browder
9. Hayden Christensen
8. Nick Stahl
7. Hugh Jackman
6. Tom Welling
5. Elijah Wood
4. David Boreanaz
3. Keanu Reeves
2. Viggo Mortensen
1. James Marsters
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I would crawl over broken glass to lick: 12, 11, 10, 7, 6, 4, 3
I would run screaming from : I don't scream
I wouldn't say no to: 20, 19, 17
I don't give a hang about : 14, 9, 5, 2, 1
I don't know: 18, 16 (guy from Dead Like Me? if so automatic upgrade to "wouldn't say no"), 15, 13, 8

Heh, I seem like a big ole slut. Oh well, learn it, love it, live it.

Comments

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

16 is in fact the guy from Dead Like Me. 18 is Jake 2.0. 8 is Ben Hawkins from Carnivale.

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

Cool - then move both 16 and 18 (based solely on Haunted) to the wouldn't say no column.

Still don't know 8.

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

8 (http://www.hbo.com/carnivale/cast/character/ben_hawkins.shtml).

I'm totally lame

[quinn222.livejournal.com]

I never even heard of more than half of them. Of the rest I probably wouldn't recognize half. And movies are my job.

I'm pathetic.

equal opportunity...

[undercoverbro.livejournal.com]

So. You gakked this from estepheia, who gakked this from yindagger, who gakked this from schala4, who gakked this from ultimatemother, who gakked this from deeablo. All this gakking makes me want to gak.

deeablo also wrote:

Who floats your boat? Just cut and paste the list in your LJ, replace the username, and adjust your numbers accordingly. From the "SFX Appeal Collector's Edition":

The Top 20 Sexiest Men in Science Fiction
20. Tobey Maguire
...
1. James Marsters

The Top 20 Sexiest Women in Science Fiction
20. Ellen Muth
19. Anna Paquin
18. Amy Acker
17. Alyssa Milano
16. Amber Tamblyn
15. Kristin Kreuk
14. Laura Harris
13. Linda Park
12. Rose McGowan
11. Natalie Portman
10. Kate Beckinsale
9. Vicky Pratt
8. Liv Tyler
7. Eliza Dushku
6. Jolene Blalock
5. Milla Jovovich
4. Halle Berry
3. Angelina Jolie
2. Sarah Michelle Gellar
1. Jennifer Garner

It's not abundantly clear to me how Alias or Joan of Arcadia have anything to do with science fiction, or how everyone forgot about Jessica Alba so quickly. As for the list itself, even though I am an Undercover Brother, I am still a gentleman.

I would place my overcoat over broken glass to protect: 1-20.

I would run a marathon to impress: none. I don't have that kind of endurance.

I would pay for speech lessons for: 15.

I would suggest tattoo removal for: 17.

I would ask, "Um, who are you?" to: 20, 18, 14, 9.

I would say, "Freddie, please feed your wife" regarding: 2.

I've had an erotic dream about: 12 (which is sad, because I've always been more of a Holly Marie Combs kind of person).

I would fly to Cambodia for: 7, 4, 3. Impressive, as 7 and 4 don't even live there.

I feel sorriest for: 11. She's been subjected to fanboy lust since she was, what, fourteen? Career advice: don't sign on to be Lois Lane. Vanish for a while and re-emerge on Broadway.

Re: equal opportunity...

[quinn222.livejournal.com]

Maybe Jennifer Garner is on there for Daredevil? I can't figure out why any of the LOTR men or women are on there either, they aren't sci-fi films.

Re: equal opportunity...

[undercoverbro.livejournal.com]

Maybe Jennifer Garner is on there for Daredevil?

I thought of that, but it doesn't explain Michael Vartan on the men's list. Or (ahem) why he's ranked so low.

I can't figure out why any of the LOTR men or women are on there either, they aren't sci-fi films.

No doubt the embracing of fantasy by the sci-fi community continues. Of course, I can't figure out why Liv Tyler is on the list, for an entirely different reason.

And how come there are no brothers on the list? (Carl Lumbly? Sam Jones III? That bald guy on Angel? Billy Dee Williams?) There, I've said it.

Re: equal opportunity...

[ranalore.livejournal.com]

Don't forget Laurence Fishburne. For all that I love Keanu, the truth is, Morpheus is a thousand times sexier. And where the heck is Ewan McGregor? Damn it, I hate these top whatever lists, they're just more proof that most people have all their taste in their mouths.

Re: equal opportunity...

[undercoverbro.livejournal.com]

You're correct about Laurence Fishburne, and Ewan McGregor for that matter.

Damn it, I hate these top whatever lists, they're just more proof that most people have all their taste in their mouths.

Well said. At some point, if time permits, I may have to determine the average age of the 19 men (leaving out David Boreanaz, now 58 years old!) and 20 women.

Re: equal opportunity...

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

Hey, hey, hey!! Leave my boyfriend out of it. Whoever said JM was number one was obviously impaired. He is a good 10 years past his prime.

crunching numbers rather than abs

[undercoverbro.livejournal.com]

Okay, on average, these men are surprisingly old. Only three of them are under age 25. Leaving out Callum Blue* and David Boreanaz**, their average age is an even 32. Individual ages are shown below.

* In what seems to be a massive conspiracy, Callum Blue was never actually born. He has no birthday, and all biography pages are mysteriously blank.

** In what seems to be an even bigger conspiracy, David Boreanaz is said to have been born in 1971 (and on some sites, 1973). This would make him 32 or (hah!) 30. A quick search produced an online transcript of a Regis appearance, which shows he is squeamish on the birthday subject. When his engagement was announced in Entertainment Weekly a few years ago, I distinctly remember his age as 38 and his then-fiancee as 26. This would make him a much more believable 40 now.

20. Tobey Maguire (28)
19. Michael Vartan (35)
18. Christopher Gorham (29)
17. Orlando Bloom (26)
16. Callum Blue (??)
15. Connor Trinneer (34)
14. Michael Shanks (32)
13. Victor Webster (30)
12. Michael Rosenbaum (31)
11. Alexis Denisof (37)
10. Ben Browder (41)
9. Hayden Christensen (22)
8. Nick Stahl (23)
7. Hugh Jackman (35)
6. Tom Welling (26)
5. Elijah Wood (22)
4. David Boreanaz (??)
3. Keanu Reeves (39)
2. Viggo Mortensen (45)
1. James Marsters (41)