Sam-as-Brian - Next I Vid "Bring Me to Life"

[sisabet]

So the idea takes shape.

First time Sam looks in the mirror as Brian he says, "God, I'm Beautiful."

Sam says his "Oh, boy" line when he opens the door to the loft and the trick is standing there.

Sam believes that Brian commits suicide on his 30th birthday. I'm not really sure why - let's just say that Ziggy is malfunctioning and lines get crossed and there is an outcome where Michael doesn't go to see Brian that night. So Brian never becomes Rage and never saves the city. So Sam-as-Brian decides that this is an obviously deeply disturbed man and this theory is compounded by his view of Brian's shallow as fuck life. So he sets about "fixing" Brian's interpersonal relationships.

Wacky Hilarity Ensues.

Dawn wants Michael to be totally oblivious. He loves Sam-as-Brian. Dawn wants there to be a confrontation between Michael and Dr. Dave where Dr. Dave is going off about Brian being up to something and Michael is all super-defendy:

Michael: Brian is doing really well. He just spent an hour with me discussing how David Boreanez is going to play Captain Astro in the movie. And look [Michael pulls a piece of paper out of his jacket]Brian photoshopped me this picture. [hands printout of David Boreanez's head on Captain Astro's body]

Dr. Dave: Wait...there isn't going to be a third season of Angel?

Michael: No - obviously we don't even care about the same things, Dave. And besides, Buffy is dead. It's over. Time to move on.

Dr. Dave:[solemnly] Well, you can say that Michael. But I don't believe it. I refuse to accept that.

Michael: Well whatever, but Brian is handling turning 30 better than anyone expected so just drop it. Even if he is being devious and manipulative he is my friend and he isn't being devious and manipulative. At least not now. [Michael shakes his head and walks out of room. Dave watches him leave].

Okay - We think Emmett will be the one to figure it out. I just haven't figured out how. And I want Lindsey to be seriously freaked out by Sam-as-Brian, but the Sam-as-Brian/Melanie interactions are where the money is at. Just Imagine...ahh

So Sam decides that the Justin relationship is inappropriate and tries to break up with him, but Justin won't let him because Brian has been trying to do that all year. Actually - Justin probably won't notice much of a difference - except I don't think Sam-as-Brian will be able to have sex with him. Yeah - Justin would notice that.

Sam-as-Brian tries to work with the people at the Gay and Lesbian Center and even he is exasperated by them.

Oh - and at some point Ziggy comes back online and Sam finds out that all of the repairs that he is doing to Brian's personal life will eventually lead to nuclear war. Because Brian Kinney has to be an asshole or Hell will freeze over. Brian has to twist and turn Michael every which way about moving - telling him to go one minute and that it is a mistake the next or Michael will never go to his apartment that night. And if Michael never goes to the apartmentand never tells Brian that he is Beautidul -that he is Brian Kinney - then Brian can't got to Prom. And if Brian does not got to Prom, he will never be Rage. And without Rage we are all doomed. Doomed I say.

Now I'm tapped.

Comments

[sparkledark.livejournal.com]

I've read this five times already and it never gets any less funny. This story must be written!

bwahahahaaa

[lildhampir.livejournal.com]

you must do this. I'm dying with anticipation!

[viciouswishes.livejournal.com]

This sounds wonderfully delightful. *goes back to laughing at the thought of Sam-as-Brian*

Ok, I'm alternating between Fear & Hysterical Laughter...

[viola69.livejournal.com]

alternating between wanting to hide under my bed over the doomed-ness of the world if Sam-were-Brian, & well, then laughing at the sheer audacity of the idea.
Wacky Hilarity, indeed.

LJ

[cristophoros.livejournal.com]

Hiya sisabet. It's J. Your anonymous poster from last week. And every so often, keeper of "the boy". I've made a LJ, and since you gave me the code I added you to my friends list. Even though our families aren't always on the best of terms. Sorry, no vids though, or famous buffy quotes. Just me and my day...bad or good.

[luminosity]

Remember, it's Bring Me to Life by Excrevascent.

Wake me up!
I can't wake up!
Wake me up!
I can't wake up!

Make up your mind, Neo.

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

Obviously this needs to be vidded to The Matrix. I think it could work...

Although I think it would also fit "The Karate Kid"

Ralph Macchio: Wake Me Up
Mr. Myagi(can't spell): I can't wake up!

[luminosity]

Or The Dead Zone--

Or Forever Young--

Or While You Were Sleeping--

ooh ooh ! Sleeping Beauty!

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

Yes! Sleeping Beauty! Where it can be as strictly literal as you know this song is dying to be!

Now I have a perverse desire to actually vid it. Probably won't, though, since that means I would have to listen to the song voluntarily.

[luminosity]

See? This is what has stopped me from vidding many a song. I'd have to listen to the damned thing over and over and over and over. The world has been spared my Spuffy vid to "Wake Me Up (heee) Before You Go-Go" by Wham! because of this very thing.

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

But that would be sheer brilliance!

Now I want to do a mix - Wham and Excrevascent. Oh, yeah - I'm like Dre.

[killabeez.livejournal.com]

Obviously this needs to be vidded to The Matrix. I think it could work...
Although I think it would also fit "The Karate Kid"

LOL! You are cracking me up.

But wait, oh my god, I 've been meaning to suggest a vid idea to you. It's this great song called "Bringing Me Back To Life" by some band, I'm not sure, but it's on the Daredevil soundtrack. I think it would be perfect for a Michael vid!!!!!! All about Dr. Dave, and how he changed his life? Wouldn't that be perfect? What do you think, do you take vid suggestions?????

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

Well, first of all - I luv that song - it is de bomb!!

But it is obviously about Debbie/Horvath.

[killabeez.livejournal.com]

But it is obviously about Debbie/Horvath.

Wow, oh my gosh, you are SO right. How did I not see it before?

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

I'm vidding it tonight. This must be done.

[thebratqueen.livejournal.com]

David B as Captain Astro is killing me. I may beg to steal that from you. As for the rest - oh god keep going. This is too good. It almost makes up for having to hear that damned song on the radio every. freaking. second.

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

I think DB would make a stellar Captain Astro. I may have to try to photoshop it myself... and by all means - have at any little bits that appeal to you.

[thebratqueen.livejournal.com]

Hee hee hee. I think angel_bot is going to find himself with a script on his doorstep then. You rock in stereo m'dear. Danke!

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

WHOO HOO

Might I say there are many hours of entertainment to be found in Alphabet Soup.

[thebratqueen.livejournal.com]

Don't know if you've read the Seth and Kel thread but I've been giggling all morning over the phrase "Q - it's not just for Picard anymore"

And yay! NotDave's going to be Captain Astro! Screw that Superman deal anyway. ;)

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

I can't read it work - hell, I shouldn't even be here...but my job is so boooorrringgg
/end whine.

[jaymalea]

You cracked me up! But what's even funnier? This crossover *has* been written. Go here and read The Tenth Muse's Saving Justin.

"There's a killer in Pittsburgh and it's up to Sam to stop Justin from being the victim and Brian's future suicide from his lover's death. Rated NC17"

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

Fuck NO!!! That is my idea! MINE!! Argggh...

Expect a rant after work. I will not be denied!

Wait - I don't actually write fic. Eh, whatever.