I have Interests

[sisabet]

Due to recent events in LJ-land namely um - I noticed that there is this "interest" thing in my profile when I added anniesj as an interest and now I am interested in becoming interested in interesting things. It's actually quite fun...

But how in the world am I the only LJ user interested in "stalking valerie"? - the world makes no sense.

ETA: Ahh, call of LJ. Our numbers increase. If you too are interested in what color underwear Valerie is wearing today (trick question: she's not wearing any!)go here:

http://www.livejournal.com/interests.bml?int=stalking+valerie

Comments

[anniesj.livejournal.com]

::gasps:: Oh my God, how could I have left out such an important and necessary interest? I mean, stalking Valerie is definitely something that interests me. We need a community where we can discuss things such as her comings and goings, her sleep habits, her underwear drawer, and what brand of night-vision goggles best assist us when watching Valerie have sex!

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

Exactly - my thoughts entirely!!

We could even take shifts and divvy up stalking tasks and I hear there is this annoying neighborhood boy with access to the house that will get us real-live Valerie stuff for a very reasonable price.

Also - combining resources means that we could give serious thought to actually wiring Valerie's house with hidden internet cameras... imagine the possibilities...

[anniesj.livejournal.com]

::imagines all the possibilities::

::has twelve billion orgasms::

[writteninstars.livejournal.com]

I bet if I stalked Bob and somehow managed to persuade him to be best friends with Valerie that I would get an invite into her home. Oooh. Lasagna and QaF!

Isn't this how stalkers think? Why am I asking? I *am* a Valerie stalker!

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

I *am* a Valerie stalker!

Exactly! Name it and Claim it! Like Spike and Xander.

And the little details like the mention of Bob separates the true stalkers from the posers.

[bailunrui.livejournal.com]

What about bringing up hopes for handjobs while at the chiropractors? This new interest calls for a shiny new icon...

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

I'm very activley interested in this, I admit. ::sniffs underwear like Spike::

[xanphibian.livejournal.com]

*Martha Stewart voice*

It's a very good thing.

*snatches panties away from rashaka and stuffs them in pocket*