Spander Pimpage and My Life to Date...

[sisabet]

Sooo... a while back I started on mrmonkeybottoms about the true love of Spike and Xander. I was getting nowhere until I described a spanking scene that mpoetess wrote in great and vivid detail. Who knew that is one of the monkey's secret kinks (as if she has any secret kinks - hee). drdawn and me (or is it I? - grammar is rough and heres_luck is out of the country so just bear with me here) love to sit around and talk shit - but we are fatally lazy and neither of us can get our ass over to the keyboard and actually make the sketchy stuff that cracks us up come to life. Crafting a story - that takes time, work and talent. Enter Monkey. She listens to us blather a bit - grabs a few points and reports back with a thing of beauty. I mean - there was Moxico for gawd's sake!!!

I am very happy to report that Monkey now has Chapter 3 of "The Odd Couple. Hellmouth Style" is up and running.
http://www.mrmonkeybottoms.com/odd_couple3.htm

So - people have asked me: "Sisabet, what is it like living with Brian Kinney?" and I must respond thusly, "Very, very tiring."

I have even given up on being Michael. J. says my boyfriends just aren't hot enough. Since he was licking my inner elbow when he said it, I forgive him.

Other people have asked me: "Sisabet, why don't you try being Brian Kinney as well?" and I have to be honest. I have. It totally did not work. It was a spastific disaster. I can't even BK at work. There was this all day meeting to correct the problems that arose from the implementation of a program that I spoke out about last year. I was vocal and said that it was bullshit and it won't work, this is why and we should do this instead. A year later we are in a meeting where the entire gist was I was right. Normally I would sit with the official all-day meeting look : passive, blank face that hides the fact I am currently imaging gay vampire porn. On that day I did a "what would brian do?" and I smiled (quietly) down at my portfolio. I was fucking called out for smirking!!! Fuck! I can't even be BK with my facial expressions.

Tonight I have big plans to go to The Pumping Station and then Club 152 with J. My last weekend here in Memphis and all of sudden I am covered in hives. Hives! I try for a social life and it gives me hives. I should just run now. Don't ya think?

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[sparkledark.livejournal.com]

Other people have asked me: "Sisabet, why don't you try being Brian Kinney as well?" and I have to be honest. I have. It totally did not work. It was a spastific disaster.

I've considered trying to be Brian Kinney, but when I imagine it, it always winds up looking like that scene of Ted trying to be Brian Kinney. Even in my mind. So, no. But I have had a few "What would Justin do?" moments, and they've gone okay. I'm considering getting a WWJD? bracelet, even. Justin's a little easier, cause he's not afraid to look like a dork sometimes.

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

I love Justin the most when he is dorky. Remember when Brian and Justin leave the dance floor at prom? Brian strides off confidently - he moves with grace and purpose. Justin skips off trailing a bit behind him, holding his hand. He is so freakin' adorable. Or when he visits Brian in 1x13 right before that bastard that Brian sleeps with at work shows up. Brian grabs Justin's shirt and kinda drags him away from the intercom - so freaking cute. Or when Brian spanks him in 2x13 when they are discussing Justin's go-go dancing career. Sorry - got distracted there.

I am so Ted trying to be Brian. Damn.

[sparkledark.livejournal.com]

Oh God, yeah. The spanking, eeeee. I love all those scenes. That's the kind of dorky I aspire to- the adorable dork who makes people smile. I love the confidence he has in his dorkitude, too. He's totally unselfconscious. I would love to be that way. And his idealism- I so need some of that. Justin is my idol.