Taylor Swift Makes So Much *Sense* Now...
Sep. 27th, 2009 09:37 pmI've been kind of immersed in "Merlin" for a few days now. I mean, I was warned that it had Smallville Season 1 levels of adorability (and gay) and even before I watched, I was unhealthily addicted to
sweetestdrain 's Beast of Burden vid, so it isn't like I didn't know, okay.
I just had no fucking idea, okay. I mean CLEARLY someone should have told me about how Merlin goes back to his village and Arthur follows him because he might not come back otherwise and Merlin is always worried because he clearly loves Arthur but Arthur doesn't even really know him, the real him, and everyone is telling him to go for it with the crown prince like a kingdom full of frustrated Clark/Lex shippers, and that when Merlin fans talk about the the slashdragon, they seriously, literally mean a fucking dragon and not some bitter fandom vet who likes to flame newbies and then? AND THEN??? Arthur shoots Merlin's unicorn and Merlin cries about it and eventually Arthur proves himself pure of heart, or some shit, and Merlin is all happy and they stare at each other a lot and then they get into a fight.
They mostly fight about who wants to die for the other more.
Arthur: I am going to die for you.
Merlin: No, you are too important. I'll die.
Arthur: No, no, I need to die now.
Merlin: Seriously, dude, I want to die for you.
Arthur: But I want to die for YOU!
It is like a mortally wounded form of "You hang up first" "No, you hang up first" and I AM LOVING IT!
However, there are side effects of this much gay-awesome (gawesome?): I am suddenly extremely connected to the me that existed in 7th grade, to the extent that my "Merlin" vid-playlist is beginning to kind of reek of 12 year old girl and oddly? It fucking works. Scarily, I think I might be vidding "You Belong to Me." Or... god, surely someone else has done "Glory of Love" right? Didn't I see that at Vividcon? Please someone tell me that this exists cause otherwise, I might have to vid Bryan Adams and I just... God.
Do you know that if they do an episode where Merlin loses control of his magic, I will be compelled by forces beyond my control to vid SWV's "Weak (in the Knees)"? COMPELLED I TELL YOU. If
sweetestdrain keeps trying to infect the world with Merlin/Gaius, I WILL VID George Michael's "One More Try." I believe the ancient texts of Tiffany and Debbie Gibson are speaking great truths (yet again). I barely survived 1988 the first time, I shouldn't have to revisit it musically, should I? SEND HELP! or, you know, your ideas cause I am pretty sure that at this point I have no shame.
I just had no fucking idea, okay. I mean CLEARLY someone should have told me about how Merlin goes back to his village and Arthur follows him because he might not come back otherwise and Merlin is always worried because he clearly loves Arthur but Arthur doesn't even really know him, the real him, and everyone is telling him to go for it with the crown prince like a kingdom full of frustrated Clark/Lex shippers, and that when Merlin fans talk about the the slashdragon, they seriously, literally mean a fucking dragon and not some bitter fandom vet who likes to flame newbies and then? AND THEN??? Arthur shoots Merlin's unicorn and Merlin cries about it and eventually Arthur proves himself pure of heart, or some shit, and Merlin is all happy and they stare at each other a lot and then they get into a fight.
They mostly fight about who wants to die for the other more.
Arthur: I am going to die for you.
Merlin: No, you are too important. I'll die.
Arthur: No, no, I need to die now.
Merlin: Seriously, dude, I want to die for you.
Arthur: But I want to die for YOU!
It is like a mortally wounded form of "You hang up first" "No, you hang up first" and I AM LOVING IT!
However, there are side effects of this much gay-awesome (gawesome?): I am suddenly extremely connected to the me that existed in 7th grade, to the extent that my "Merlin" vid-playlist is beginning to kind of reek of 12 year old girl and oddly? It fucking works. Scarily, I think I might be vidding "You Belong to Me." Or... god, surely someone else has done "Glory of Love" right? Didn't I see that at Vividcon? Please someone tell me that this exists cause otherwise, I might have to vid Bryan Adams and I just... God.
Do you know that if they do an episode where Merlin loses control of his magic, I will be compelled by forces beyond my control to vid SWV's "Weak (in the Knees)"? COMPELLED I TELL YOU. If
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Date: 2009-09-28 02:11 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-09-28 03:21 am (UTC)BWAH. Oh, your similes are the best similes.
Or... god, surely someone else has done "Glory of Love" right? Didn't I see that at Vividcon?
There was a Hot Fuzz vid to "Glory of Love" in the Humor and Crack Vids (http://community.livejournal.com/vividcon/197825.html) show, if that's what you're remembering. But I know it's hard to sort out, because there are so many characters who are A Man Who Will Fight For Your Honor and A Hero You'll Be Dreamin Of. (Earworm, aaaaagh, earworrrrrm)
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Date: 2009-09-28 03:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-09-28 03:52 am (UTC)Here's my confession: if I vidded, I would totally be making a Merlin vid to "Complicated" - the Dick Brave and the Backbeats cover version, so that I would have the male voice (and also I like it better). I am very sad that Sweet Charity isn't around anymore, because if I could buy a vidder and force her to vid that, I WOULD.
*has sunk to new lows*
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Date: 2009-09-28 05:39 am (UTC)1. Throw Your Hands Up - Aaliyah
2. You Belong with Me - Taylor Swift
3. Crazy In Love - Beyonce
4. ...Baby One More Time - Bowling for Soup
5. Voices Carry - The Click Five
6. Everybody Hurts - REM (I am deeply ashamed. This is Arthur Angst)
7. Kill All Your Friends - My Chemical Romance
8. Talk Dirty to Me - Poison
9. Summersong - The Decemberists
10. Crush on You - The Jetts
11. No Scrubs - TLC
12. Tori Amos song I won't admit to having on my ipod.
13. Don't Tell Me - Madonna
and many more, loosely organized by me as a 12 year old
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Date: 2009-09-28 11:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-09-29 03:45 am (UTC)You know you wanna.
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Date: 2009-09-28 04:36 am (UTC)MORE BANJO. Welcome to Hell.
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Date: 2009-09-28 05:28 am (UTC)Also, I embraced Taylor Swift a long time ago due to the girls I work with. I mean, she at least writes her own songs and plays her own music (sorta). She's just a teenager - so you know, there are worse things.
Steve Perry.
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Date: 2009-09-28 05:36 am (UTC)But especially as BANJO.
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Date: 2009-09-28 10:21 am (UTC)Oh God, I know! In my fandom I am finding myself compelled to vid Journey. A: I don't vid and B: Journey? WTF?
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Date: 2009-09-28 06:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-09-28 12:20 pm (UTC)Is Merlin the Lord King Bad Fandom?
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Date: 2009-09-28 01:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-09-28 04:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-09-28 06:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-09-29 01:37 am (UTC)I kinda OT3 Merlin/Arthur/Morgana...which is a lonely thing to do in this fandom.
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Date: 2009-09-29 06:35 pm (UTC)