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sisabetWhenever I bitch about how much I hate my job, please take a moment to remind me that yes - handling claims is of the suck - but that I love, love, love medical training.
::happy, contented sigh::
For hours I don't have to talk to anyone about their car or their house or boat or whatever. I just sit and watch Power Point presentations detailing horrible and terrible things that can happen to our bodies and expected prognosises and considerations and I just plug that right in to whatever slashy model I happen to be mentally driving that day and VOILA! Instant hurt/comfort fic.
Poor Fraser, though. He's fractured his pelvis, lost a spleen and had one orbital blow-out fracture that got too upsetting for even me to dwell upon (OMG!! ONE EYED FRASER! NOOOO!!!) before we got to hernias. Dudes! That was comic GOLD, the hernias!
It is really good that I have this inner life because the hypochondriac that is me could not take these sessions otherwise. As it is, I am convinced that I have allergy-induced Meniere's Disease (Syndrome) and this totally explains why I fall down a lot. Suddenly, my life makes sense! I have no freaking clue how I ever took Abnormal Psych in college without having regular counseling sessions.
I'd do that ten things you should know about me meme but the 10 things I would pick would be so random and subject to change that the data would be next to useless. So, okay sure - I'll do it!
1. I am really like this. I actually don't really get this - but apparently people that have never met me kinda think I am probably not really like my LJ which is kinda strange cause what else would I be like if not my lj? I suppose it would be cool to be another LJ, at least for a day. I could be![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
eliade and SGA Baby-Animal fic would fall from the heaven to greet me as I headed out for the day and that would be reallllly nice. Or I could be sdwolfpup and I'd actually remember to post thoughts about things recently watched and I could play with a kitten!
But I am just me and I do strive to be me and not just here, but you know, everywhere. Like, on the physical non-internet plane, even. So this is a really *nice* representation of me, my LJ, cause I am probably much nicer here than anywhere, but you know - me. So if you read this and are constantly confused and don't understand about 76% of what I am talking about? Right on - it is just like hanging out with me. Coolness.
An afterthought: I use the exclamation mark a lot and sometimes get carried away with the capslock. I know it can be annoying and so sometimes I try to cut back (and yeah - this is me scaling back) but I don't know of any other way to convey exactly how I feel about stuff and dude! I really get excited a lot - I mean A LOT! I am just like this and if you were here and could see me jumping up and down and waving my hands about then it would be fine and I wouldn't need to abuse punctuation. But you are there and I am here and so there ya have it.
2. I will no longer mock the Scientologists for I believe in a Virgin Birth. Thank you Denis Leary for pointing out my hypocrisy. I am well and truly shamed (but still?? ENGRAMS??).
3. I like the slash.
4. I like the crack.
5. I like it most when the crack meets the slash and something amazing happens alaz_rayne's Stargate Atlantis Lord King Bad Vid "Jolene" or, well, all of the SGA fandom.
6. Constant negativity is draining. I don't want my life to be a drain so I try to find something even in the worst of it cause really and truly? Nothing is ever 100%. Wesley is right - it is really really hard to be 100% happy, cause shit gets in the way (one of my most favorite sex scenes in any fic ever involves one of the characters getting a leg cramp because YES! LOVE! HAPPINESS! JOY! CRAMP!) but this also works in reverse. It can't be 100% terrible because crayons still smell the way they do. And there are puppies. And http://kittenwar.com !
7. I have named my future iPod "Junior." I am currently getting the nursery (iTunes) ready.
8. I am not married and I have never been married and I really have no plans to ever get married and I am fine with it. No, really. No. Really. It is a decision - not a sad twist of fate. A de-ci-sion ::enunciates for the benefit of office who mourns my spinsterhood::
9. I won't remember completing this meme in 2 days, tops. If you ask me then for 10 things that you should know about me, I'll probably name 10 different things. I am inconstant and flow like water. Which is fine by me.
10. I am a vidder. This means I take clips from one media source and put them over music in order to share a thought or a mood or an idea via visual images combined with audio. Not everyone gets that and that is fine. I need it, so that is pretty much the top reason why I do it.
::happy, contented sigh::
For hours I don't have to talk to anyone about their car or their house or boat or whatever. I just sit and watch Power Point presentations detailing horrible and terrible things that can happen to our bodies and expected prognosises and considerations and I just plug that right in to whatever slashy model I happen to be mentally driving that day and VOILA! Instant hurt/comfort fic.
Poor Fraser, though. He's fractured his pelvis, lost a spleen and had one orbital blow-out fracture that got too upsetting for even me to dwell upon (OMG!! ONE EYED FRASER! NOOOO!!!) before we got to hernias. Dudes! That was comic GOLD, the hernias!
It is really good that I have this inner life because the hypochondriac that is me could not take these sessions otherwise. As it is, I am convinced that I have allergy-induced Meniere's Disease (Syndrome) and this totally explains why I fall down a lot. Suddenly, my life makes sense! I have no freaking clue how I ever took Abnormal Psych in college without having regular counseling sessions.
I'd do that ten things you should know about me meme but the 10 things I would pick would be so random and subject to change that the data would be next to useless. So, okay sure - I'll do it!
1. I am really like this. I actually don't really get this - but apparently people that have never met me kinda think I am probably not really like my LJ which is kinda strange cause what else would I be like if not my lj? I suppose it would be cool to be another LJ, at least for a day. I could be
eliade and SGA Baby-Animal fic would fall from the heaven to greet me as I headed out for the day and that would be reallllly nice. Or I could be sdwolfpup and I'd actually remember to post thoughts about things recently watched and I could play with a kitten! But I am just me and I do strive to be me and not just here, but you know, everywhere. Like, on the physical non-internet plane, even. So this is a really *nice* representation of me, my LJ, cause I am probably much nicer here than anywhere, but you know - me. So if you read this and are constantly confused and don't understand about 76% of what I am talking about? Right on - it is just like hanging out with me. Coolness.
An afterthought: I use the exclamation mark a lot and sometimes get carried away with the capslock. I know it can be annoying and so sometimes I try to cut back (and yeah - this is me scaling back) but I don't know of any other way to convey exactly how I feel about stuff and dude! I really get excited a lot - I mean A LOT! I am just like this and if you were here and could see me jumping up and down and waving my hands about then it would be fine and I wouldn't need to abuse punctuation. But you are there and I am here and so there ya have it.
2. I will no longer mock the Scientologists for I believe in a Virgin Birth. Thank you Denis Leary for pointing out my hypocrisy. I am well and truly shamed (but still?? ENGRAMS??).
3. I like the slash.
4. I like the crack.
5. I like it most when the crack meets the slash and something amazing happens ala
z_rayne's Stargate Atlantis Lord King Bad Vid "Jolene" or, well, all of the SGA fandom. 6. Constant negativity is draining. I don't want my life to be a drain so I try to find something even in the worst of it cause really and truly? Nothing is ever 100%. Wesley is right - it is really really hard to be 100% happy, cause shit gets in the way (one of my most favorite sex scenes in any fic ever involves one of the characters getting a leg cramp because YES! LOVE! HAPPINESS! JOY! CRAMP!) but this also works in reverse. It can't be 100% terrible because crayons still smell the way they do. And there are puppies. And http://kittenwar.com !
7. I have named my future iPod "Junior." I am currently getting the nursery (iTunes) ready.
8. I am not married and I have never been married and I really have no plans to ever get married and I am fine with it. No, really. No. Really. It is a decision - not a sad twist of fate. A de-ci-sion ::enunciates for the benefit of office who mourns my spinsterhood::
9. I won't remember completing this meme in 2 days, tops. If you ask me then for 10 things that you should know about me, I'll probably name 10 different things. I am inconstant and flow like water. Which is fine by me.
10. I am a vidder. This means I take clips from one media source and put them over music in order to share a thought or a mood or an idea via visual images combined with audio. Not everyone gets that and that is fine. I need it, so that is pretty much the top reason why I do it.
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Date: 2005-12-01 07:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-12-01 08:06 pm (UTC)You? Are cool.
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Date: 2005-12-01 08:08 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-12-01 08:18 pm (UTC)I about fell off the couch when he did that part. Yes, transubstantiation not really any less weird than aliens lol