Residential Evil; Or Fraser's New Apartment; Or One of these Zombies is Doing His Own Thing

[sisabet]

Yeah - I have insomnia. BIG SURPRISE. Y'all are just gonna have to deal with spam like this.

Cut for chat with renenet tonight after watching my second favorite Bad Movie in the world: Resident Evil: Apocalypse.

Oh and we are bemoaning the fact that at this point, we are pretty much reading anything.


sisabet: we read really sappy kidfic
renenet: yeah, I feel lame but unapologetic
sisabet: lmao
renenet: I was sitting on the couch tonight wishing for more kidfic
sisabet: I was sitting on the couch wishing Fraser was in Resident Evil
renenet: instead I'm reading undercover Argentinian drug kingpin and bodyguard fic
renenet: good, but not the same
sisabet: LMAO
renenet: Fraser would be awesome in Resident Evil
renenet: until he was eaten
renenet: the coffee scene was really good
sisabet: in resident evil?
renenet: Residential Evil: Fraser gets an apartment
sisabet: LMAO
sisabet: write that for me
sisabet: please
renenet: I just did
sisabet: hee
sisabet: I want an epic
renenet: should the evil be cockroaches or aliens or haunted stuff
sisabet: All of the above
sisabet: you could sooo get Canadian Zombies
renenet: OMG, Canadian Zombies would be awesome!
sisabet: It would be like Shaun of the Dead except Fraser would pick up on the mayhem A LOT sooner
sisabet: but still go about his business
renenet: would there BE mayhem with Canadian Zombies?
renenet: I need to see Shaun of the Dead
renenet: I really want to
sisabet: "Well you know, Ray," Fraser decapitates zombie Carl and continues on through the hallway, "One of the marks of a stable society is stability."
sisabet: Ray hops over Zombie Carl and follows Fraser
renenet: "Fraser? You gotta decapitate this many zombies to get to your door every day?"
sisabet: "People have a duty to continue on with their lives within reason," Fraser stops to shine light out in courtyard distracting zombie hordes from their approach.
sisabet: "Um, Fraser. The undead have arisen. Where is the reason?"
sisabet: "Well, now Ray - do you mean scientifically or philosophically?"
renenet: "I think it speaks highly of this building that they would go to such extreme lengths to continue their tenancy...after a fashion."
sisabet: /me is dead
sisabet: you win at the internet
renenet: *we* win
sisabet: oh I love Fraser's "Evil Residence"
renenet: we may need to post this chat
sisabet: it is possible
renenet: /me sings "one of these zombies is doing its own thing..."
sisabet: Can you guess which one
sisabet: before our song is done
renenet: shit...was that...Electric Company?
sisabet: Sesame Street?
renenet: yeah, Sesame Street
sisabet: which of these things is not like the other
sisabet: one of these things just doesn't belong
sisabet: can you guess which thing is not like the other
renenet: before we something this song
sisabet: now before our song is done. Before our song is done
renenet: *that* girl is skipping rope instead of hula hooping!
sisabet: LMAO
renenet: er...zombie
renenet: oh, look, the Mountie butchered it
renenet: and Fraser could go from square to square
sisabet: hee
renenet: "Excuse me. Pardon me. Hello, Mrs. Andre-- ah, yes..." *whack* "Sorry, Mrs. Andrejski."
sisabet: LMAO
renenet: "Sorry, Mrs. Andrejski?! She's a zombie, Fraser!"
sisabet: EVEN BETTER
renenet: "She was a zombie, yes, Ray."
renenet: "Although, in fairness, the last time I spoke with her she was still human. I think."

Comments

[mlyn.livejournal.com]

Dude, if this gets written out for reals, everyone on the planet will read it.

[eliade.livejournal.com]

So so very true. *g*

[sweetestdrain]

Zombies!! Residential Evil!!!

Okay - so I am totally pulling an all-nighter and raging against homework, but I took a break to read this and it made me so happy. Do more! *pokes at the two of you*

[sweetestdrain]

Also - on the topic of reading anything - the other day I read a long Fraser/Vecchio epic. This in and of itself is perfectly fine. However, in the same epic, Fraser was kidnapped by slavers and sold into prostitution. And I didn't realise there was anything overly odd about that scenario until well after I finished reading.

Between that and my current obsession with girlFraser, I ... I really don't know where my head's at in dS. Fun places, sure, but weird.

But obviously, the head is currently in dS and not in homework. Shit. *scrambles*

[marycrawford.livejournal.com]

:dies and is dead and rises as a zombie:

That was fabulous. Wriiiite it.

[vagabondage.livejournal.com]

Dammit! I knew I should have popped in chat last night!!! You guys really should write this up, make it a real story, 'cause ya had me almost coughing coffee out my nose. Yes, I definitely want to take my next vacation in your brain!!!

[heresluck]

Fear. you. both.

::loves::

[nestra.livejournal.com]

sisabet: which of these things is not like the other
sisabet: one of these things just doesn't belong
sisabet: can you guess which thing is not like the other
renenet: before we something this song
sisabet: now before our song is done. Before our song is done

Before I finish this song!

And then it goes into "Did you guess which thing is not like the other..."

Sesame Street should do a zombie show.

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

Zombie Muppets!!!

[renenet.livejournal.com]

I will not have Fraser kill Zombie Muppets.

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

No - he will sing a song with them... about the difference between Simile and Metaphor.

And Ray can be all "But they are still zombies, Fraser!"

And Fraser can be all "Yes, they are. But they are also very educational and the blue one speaks three languages."

[renenet.livejournal.com]

Simile and metaphor, huh? Isn't that a little bit advanced for the target Muppet audience? They must be Canadian Zombie Muppets.