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A long, long time ago, before [livejournal.com profile] vagabondage actually named them - Lord King Bad vids were something I just did, without ever really showing them to very many people. Partly because, as in the case of [livejournal.com profile] heres_luck it could hurt them, and partly because...well, dude! I vidded Father Figure to Clark and Lex! And while I had a really good reason for doing so - I still vidded Father Figure to Clark and Lex and I totally got into it.

And then it turned out that while I might be on crack - so are all of you. And there was a little party at Vividcon complete with cheese and crackers and [livejournal.com profile] tzikeh got us a CROWN. And now I have a website and even though "Two Words" won the poll - how can I NOT post my Lord King Bad Vids first? It would be wrong.


Lord King Bad Vid the First:

Gloria (Not Illyria)
Song by Laura Branigan
Format wmv, 10mbs zipped
If everybody wants you? Why isn't anybody calling?

Gloria

Yeah - this one is interesting. I made it in the intensive Post-Two Words wave (much like "Ring Them Bells" after "Weeping Willow" - it seems I sometimes piggyback vids creatively). I blame [livejournal.com profile] tzikeh for this. I can't remember why - maybe because she thought I was just joking.


Lord King Bad Vid the Second:

Father Figure
Song by George Michael
Format wmv, 20mbs zipped
I'll be your daddy

Father Figure


Okay, so first I have to thank [livejournal.com profile] f1renze for all of the photoshop help and for also helping find the perfect graphic for the title page. And making the box! Yay, Flo!

The story behind this vid is that one day I was driving around listening to George Michael, like ya do, and my sister [livejournal.com profile] caphricacorn who is of a younger generation, started making fun of the overly emotional lyrics and instrumentation, which is kind of the point. If you are around my age there was a 2 in 3 chance that this song hit you at the perfect moment of angst and hormonal surging. And now Cappy was mocking my trauma. So when "Shut up!" did not having the effect I wanted - I resorted to manipulation and the following conversation ensued:

Me: You know Cappy - Clark totally listens to this song and cries.

Cappy: What?

Me: Yeah - Clark listens to this song up in his loft and thinks "Omigod, this song is about me and Lex!" and he cries and cries.

Cappy: [listens] Oh, he does think this is all about him and Lex! And he wants to be Lex's father figure and you have to vid this for me right now!


So, I did. And if I became a leeeeeetle bit overly into the concept - forgive me. You try vidding "Father Figure" and not become emotionally involved. Seriously - you try it. I think there should be a Father Figure LKBV in every fandom. Just tread carefully around Daddy Adama or I will have to kill you.

Date: 2005-11-07 03:18 pm (UTC)
ext_14312: (dorktastic!)
From: [identity profile] linzeestyle.livejournal.com
I've only downloaded the SV one so far (damn you classes, making me have to wait on things like LKBVs) and omg. Clark totally thinks like that. Probably in those misty black and white shots, too.

Also, the care-bare totally makes it. I am just saying.

Linzee

Date: 2005-11-07 03:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com
Clark IS a Care Bear. The big tragedy in all of this is that Clark is a Care Bear in love with someone who is decidedly not a Bear.

I mean - if Lex knew that this was how Clark's mind worked (and I truly believe it is - these are the events as Clark in all his glory sees them) he would possibly just forget the entire thing.

Date: 2005-11-08 06:12 am (UTC)
ext_14312: (bitter former fucktoy)
From: [identity profile] linzeestyle.livejournal.com
he would possibly just forget the entire thing

I think it is very possible that if Lex found out Clark thinks like this, he would give up the whole killing Superman thing entirely because really, what kind of arch-villian battles a primary-colored care bear?

Your video wants to make me realize my LKBV dream of Clark/Lex to "I Want it That Way." Because somewhere, somehow, you know Clark has that song.

Linzee

Date: 2005-11-07 04:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] swanswan.livejournal.com
Am downloading!!!!!!!

Father Figure is my karaoke song!! HEE!

Date: 2005-11-07 05:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com
Hopelessly Devoted to You is mine!!!

Date: 2005-11-07 05:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] swanswan.livejournal.com
Cheesy excellence!! I love Father Figure coz I get to be this little girly person on stage doing this immensely pervy "I'll be your Daddy" line and leering a whole lot. S'brilliant.

Date: 2005-11-07 04:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] askye.livejournal.com
I cannot wait to get home so I can download these!

Date: 2005-11-08 12:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com
Whoo Hoo!!

Date: 2005-11-07 09:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coiledsoul.livejournal.com
I've downloaded and watched. Spectacularly cracktastic but still totally you. Father Figure is one of my favorite pop love songs of all time and I wholeheartedly agree that it should be used in every fandom. So uhm, hop to it and all that. ;) Suggested pairings for other fandoms:

Giles/Buffy - bring on the kink

Daddy Adama/Thrace - too easy but oh is the source material ever there. OOh, or Tigh/Thrace, creepy.

Crighton/Scorpio/Crais - they put the fun in disfunctional

Seth/Al - OMG. I want this yesterday.

must return to work...


Date: 2005-11-08 12:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com
You broke me at Seth/Al. Just so you know.

Date: 2005-11-07 10:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trelkez.livejournal.com
I think "Father Figure" broke my brain a little bit. That's swell. And Gloria - so, so true. Aww - that makes me wish I'd been able to do the Sonny/Vinnie doomed love LKBV I had in mind for VVC. (Here we are broken hearted / we thought our love would never end / we fell hard when we got started / we're fallin' out like we fell in / let's go out in a blaze of glory ... thank you, Mr. Kenny Rogers.)

Date: 2005-11-08 12:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com
NEXT YEAR!!! We still need it!

Date: 2005-11-07 11:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] supacat.livejournal.com
Father Figure. It was really disturbingly good. Disturbingly. With a Care Bear.

Date: 2005-11-08 12:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com
Care Bears are disturbing when they are featured anywhere near Lex.

Date: 2005-11-08 12:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sol-se.livejournal.com
Oh my god! Gloria! I love you so much right now. The double takes, the transitions--the best. Illyria. vid. eva. I'm picturing Illyria in leg warmers dancing around flashdance style & it's all your fault. Brilliant! *g*

Clark listens to this song up in his loft and thinks "Omigod, this song is about me and Lex!" and he cries and cries.

Ha! Yes, perfect! And the carebear & box of heart candy title just made it perfecter. These vids are awesome.

Date: 2005-11-08 12:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com
Gloria - it is scary how well the source fit there, no?

Date: 2005-11-08 02:28 am (UTC)
ext_1718: (CLex Love and Glory)
From: [identity profile] beeej.livejournal.com
Hee! Father Figure! Oh Clark, you big, dumb, alien. :) The flashes to B&W were perfectly timed and a wonderful effect. And I want you to know, I had to wait til I got home from the office tonight to download, and yet I still had this song running circles in my head all day.

Date: 2005-11-08 12:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com
He is such a big dumb alien. But sooooo sweet, bless his heart.
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Date: 2005-11-08 12:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com
The fact that I vidded it has already shaken my faith in humanity! Thank you.

Date: 2005-11-08 07:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] par-avion.livejournal.com
I had a crappy day but when I got home I eventually remembered LKBVs! Father Figure! Gloria! And then I was happy. The End.

Date: 2005-11-08 12:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com
LKBV!! YAY!

Thanks, I am glad your day got better.
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Date: 2005-11-08 12:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com
As much as I'd like to take credit for my amazing editing skillz - there really is no more upped hoyay in the vid other than what the show gave me. Yep. It is *that* slashy.

This particular vid? Did not take very long to make at all - especially since I didn't normalize all of the aspect ratios or bother to fix for interlacing or any of a gazillion tech and otherwise details I'd normally get all caught up in. Mainly because this vid is a Lord King Bad Vid and mocking Clark is fun and whatnot. So this took about a week, maybe two?

My other C/L vid is here -http://www.livejournal.com/users/sisabet/107735.html - and it was a lot more of a time investment of weeks and weeks.

I wanted to ask about one clip, it's near the middle--Clark and Lex are at the farm looking at each other, and then there's a shot of Martha and Jonathan between them in the background and they walk away, and for the life of me I can't remember what episode that's from.

Shattered - when Lex is all nuts and Clark goes with him. Shattered/Asylum are why I vidded the show to begin with.
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Date: 2005-11-08 01:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com
Vids are tons of fun. Yay, vids!

*thud*

Date: 2005-11-08 03:04 pm (UTC)
ext_3952: (Clex - bring me to life)
From: [identity profile] duskwillow.livejournal.com
Father Figure - yet another kick ass vid!
I really enjoyed it. Who knew that song could work for Clex? lol

Re: *thud*

Date: 2005-11-10 09:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com
Yay - thanks!

Date: 2005-11-08 06:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dualbunny.livejournal.com
Finally! I have very much been wanting to see Gloria again. :}

Date: 2005-11-10 09:53 pm (UTC)

Date: 2005-11-08 07:14 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] netweight
Dude, the Clark/Lex? WIBBLETASTIC!!
I realize it is supposed to be a crack vid - but the show is also CRACK!! so it fits. :) And though you can't help but snigger a bit at first it definitely shows that the emotional investment increases as the vid hits its stride and becomes more serious and when you bring on the images from "Shattered", I'm all... goddammit, woman, you made me tear up with a crack vid!

Yeah, as someone said above, your touch shows. That punch in the gut thing you do.

Someone should give your sister cookies. :)

Date: 2005-11-08 07:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com
Hee! I started getting all emotionally invested as I vidded. It was rough. There was part of me going "Dude - this is PURE CHEESE!!" and another part going "Shut up! HE LOVES HIM!!! MY BABY!!!!"

And I love Shattered/Asylum -- those eps are the entire reason I vidded "Without You I'm Nothing" and even almost 2 years later, I still like that vid a lot.

Date: 2005-11-08 08:56 pm (UTC)
ciaan: (it's too good to be true)
From: [personal profile] ciaan
Ahh, same. I was laughing hysterically at first. And then I got caught up in it... And then I was like, no it's so wrong! Yet... somehow...

Date: 2005-11-08 09:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com
YES! That is a successful Lord King Bad Vid, inspiring that exact reaction.

Thank you.

Date: 2005-11-09 02:45 pm (UTC)
ciaan: (just do it)
From: [personal profile] ciaan
I also went and watched Without You I'm Nothing, and that made me sad. Very well edited.

And then I realized that you had made two of my favorite Queer As Folk vids, 66 and Whiskey For My Men. So yeah, I like those too. :) They make me happy.

Date: 2005-11-10 09:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com
Cool, thanks! WYIN is a very sad vid. Poor Lex - he didn't want to be evil.

Date: 2005-11-11 11:13 pm (UTC)
ciaan: (notice when you begin to disappear)
From: [personal profile] ciaan
Lex never really gets what he wants.

Date: 2005-11-09 06:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nerodi.livejournal.com
hey sisabet, loved the father figure video, really well done. I'm sitting here with [livejournal.com profile] pun and we both loved it!

Date: 2005-11-09 07:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com
YAY! Thank you!

Date: 2005-11-10 12:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] frelling-tralk.livejournal.com
The clex video was wonderful :)

Date: 2005-11-10 09:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com
Thank you!

Date: 2005-11-10 04:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ubixtiz.livejournal.com
"Father Figure" is pure, wonderful genius. It's just...beautiful. Oh my lord.

Date: 2005-11-10 09:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com
Hee, thank you.

Date: 2005-11-10 07:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] djinanna.livejournal.com
::sobs semi-impotently at beauty of Father Figure::

::why is there no CLex icon in my list?! goes to fix that::

Date: 2005-11-10 09:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com
LMAO! Thanks!

Date: 2005-11-10 08:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mkitty3.livejournal.com
I'm downloading now *stupid dial up*! [livejournal.com profile] stopawhile's Clex vid to this song is one of my all time favorites. The song is just so Clexy! She made it way back in season one I think, so it will be awesome to see an updated version with new clips and that special [livejournal.com profile] sisabet touch:)

Date: 2005-11-10 09:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com
The Sisabet Touch! It sounds kinda dirty ;)

I had no idea there was another FF vid to SV. Here I thought I was being all original and stuff.

Date: 2005-11-11 02:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] everagaby.livejournal.com
*sigh* The youngun's just don't get it. There is much hearting of George Michael and the pretty pretty prettyness of this vid. I squee, I tell you. Squee.

Date: 2006-08-18 10:46 am (UTC)
ext_7850: by ev_vy (Default)
From: [identity profile] giandujakiss.livejournal.com
Gloria is so freaking brilliantly hilarious that I am dying. You have killed me.

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