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So the time was about 11:10 am. I was at the laundromat. My cell rings.

[livejournal.com profile] sockkpuppett: I want you to know - I have already been strip-searched.

Me: Was her name Darlene and did she have hard eyes, but gentle hands?

Lum: She was beautiful.


Poor Lum, no one bought her dinner. She didn't even get a drink. I am not mopping my kitchen floor on purpose in the hopes that it will not cause her to be detained at the connectiing flight. She could be sent for reprogramming. Think about that!

Updates as they come available.

Date: 2005-08-17 05:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] keswindhover.livejournal.com
Wow, I went to Belfast last week and all I got was a cursory hands-on experience with an anonymous security lady that lasted all of five seconds. On the plus side, she was wearing a uniform. I'm still jealous, though.

Date: 2005-08-17 05:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jackiekjono.livejournal.com
I don't know if failure to mop is good enough to counter Lum's bad travel karma. You may be required to spill something.

uh, would it be wrong of me...

Date: 2005-08-17 06:01 pm (UTC)
ext_1332: (hugs)
From: [identity profile] sherrold.livejournal.com
to just be glad it wasn't me, this time? Seriously, poor Lum -- frankly, it made Escapade a weirder weekend than necessary. Pass Daniel's hugs on to her -- you'll probably see her before I will. (And tell her she'd better have been wearing her pretty underwear!)

Date: 2005-08-17 06:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] renenet.livejournal.com
Oh noes! ::gloms Lum:: ::backs off because she's been fondled enough today::

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