Lord King Bad Vid: Lowering the Bar Since 2005

[sisabet]

So, um - I guess I can make official announcements and all, although for LKBV wouldn't they be pronouncements?

Whatever - if you are hard at work on a LKBV and have a good minute or 10 seconds or 30 seconds or 2 minutes and you are getting on a plane, train or automobile and won't have it completed?

Well, doesn't the fact that it is incomplete qualify it more? On a meta-scale, the incomplete LKBV could be a wonderful thing. Plus, I wanna see what all y'all have been coming up with - no excuses. It isn't as if this is being turned in for a grade. Or a DVD. This is a buncha fen, sitting in our jammies (well, at least I will be) and relaxing to that Lord King of the Bad Vids.

So bring me your tired, your weary, your riddled with Black Spaces LKBVs! It is the anti-premiere show.

Again - acceptable formats are anything that will play on my Phillips 642 (SVCD, VCD, DVD, DivX/Xvid) and just bring 'em with you to the party and see whomever is VJing. Or is it whoever?

Edited to cross-post to vividcon

Comments

[debchan.livejournal.com]

I wish I could say that takes the pressure off, but it doesn't. I just know I would be the only one to have black spaces in my LKBV. Still planning to vid in the car, thank you very much.

Also? I'm still unsure as to whether or not it's really a LKBV or just plain bad. *bites nals*

[jackiekjono.livejournal.com]

No. You won't be. ARe you using premiere 0or Final Cut? I may need to borrow your computer when your done with it. would you like me to bring some blank DVDs?

[debchan.livejournal.com]

Sadly using lame ass Studio 9. How big is your project? I'm also bringing my external hard drive (plus external DVD burner) so we DO have storage if your clips won't fit on the laptop. And if you want to do a temp install of your video editing software of choice, that's cool with me.

[jackiekjono.livejournal.com]

Ahh - the limitations of the Mac Hound.

I guess I'm going to have to get it done before hand - but with your laptop - we can show our vids to everyone in the big Vividcon caravan. Maybe in the restaurant when we stop for lunch.

No doubt the people at nearby tables will be shocked and appalled.

[debchan.livejournal.com]

Damn! But squee!

No doubt the people at nearby tables will be shocked and appalled.

Especially if we wear the Burger King crowns.

[jackiekjono.livejournal.com]

Maybe I should get one of those Pharoah hats. Mine is about Egypt!

[sdwolfpup.livejournal.com]

Excellent. I'll start on Finger Guns tonight so I can have two incomplete LKBVs!

[witling.livejournal.com]

I'm not a vidder, but I have to say, I can't wait for the outcome of this. I wish there were some way a non-vidder could pitch in, actually. I've written bad fic--does that count?

[debchan.livejournal.com]

Maybe next year the challenge could be overly dramatic narration of badfic instead of music.

[witling.livejournal.com]

Oh my God! That would be stupefyingly genius! It makes me want to light myself on fire!*


*(overly dramatic narration sample)

:)

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

Oh man. I want to make a vid glow to that. Not that I want you to self-immolate or anything - just in theory

[witling.livejournal.com]

Hee. It's pilfered from Arrested Development.

[valarltd.livejournal.com]

1) is there a way to get hold of the LKBV demo reel?

2) How do I get a LKBV to you if I'm not going?

Actually, my Nearly New submission is my LKBV medly.
"Star Wars Vids that Succubus Productions Absolutely Promises NOT to Make."

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

1. There will be no demo reel - hence people walking their vids into me at the party. We will have a VCR and DVD player set up and just spin some tunes. Or something. This isn't an actual show and I think asking to compile a DVD of them would violate the spirit of LKBV - so no. Also, way more work than I want to do.

2. People can yousendit mpg files to me of their LKBV - I'll burn and bring them, but I can't guarantee they will be played. Walked in vids have the stage until we run out.

Since I'll be away from the computer pretty much nonstop tomorrow and on -- if someone is gonna send me a file, it needs to be before midnight tonight (EST).

[morgandawn.livejournal.com]

you should head over to the vividcon LJ and ask vidders after the con if they want to post their LKBV vids. And perhaps create a memory of those who do post.

[absolutedestiny.livejournal.com]

Riddled with black spaces... I can do you one better... I have 16 seconds! In total!

Bad vidding is so draining. Seriously.

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

Your 16 seconds give me hope for SOCIETY!!

[killabeez.livejournal.com]

Um... I'm afraid I made a crucial error somewhere. My vid starts out LKBV, but then it just gets bad somewhere along the way. I blame Anya. Nothing with Anya in it can be entirely bad. I should have realized this.

I? Am so tired. Please, don't let me sleep through VividCon?

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

NO! No sleep for you. Unless you are REEEAAALLLY sleepy. Then you have to sleep surrounded by us.

[killabeez.livejournal.com]

It wouldn't be the first time. *g*