sisabet

I have lost my mind. All I need is a freaking motherboard and apparently it *has* to be a Dell MB and whatever (and also? A big fat FUCK YOU to the geek who kept telling me my logic board died and acting like I was an idiot when I got confused! I have a PC not a Mac and a logic board in a PC is in the Hard Disk Drive, so you can get over yourself).

So - I need a motherboard. Simple - right? Nope. Cause I need a MB for a Dell Dimension 4400 and apparently the only info I can get out of the geeks is that the model number is 80S FB11 but that is next to useless and don't even try googling it. I've been on the phone with Dell (it did not go well. I will never in a million years buy another Dell product because they are mean). I've been on the phone with someone else. I've been all over the intarweb. And the geeks cannot be bothered further. They'll install the thing once I get it - but I can't even get the main dude to come to the phone anymore. And his lackey tried to tell me my processor was bad (main dude then said when I called crying that the processor was probably fine).

I am confused. I am tired. I have a ton of work they pay me to do piling up. I am frustrated creatively and financially. I want a straight answer, a nice meal and something to be easily fixed. I want pretty fingernails and earrings that don't pull. I want a day off and I want a clean house and a vaccuum that works. I want clothes that will clean themselves and hang themselves up and while they are at it, walk the dog. I want Diet Mountain Dew to be delivered to my door by one of those crazy Do The Dew kids cause they crack me up. I want more CD Shelf space. I want a stereo. I want tickets to see Bob and Willie together. I want the price of gas to stabilize. I want a new carpet in my living room. I want more time and less obligations. I want Splenda to stop hurting my stomach because it doesn't taste bad.

I want chicken. And Sausages. And someone to love me.

Instead, I am here to report that people suck. Except for