Let it be known throughout the land that I am a hormonal wreck. I am a teary, covered in cookie crumb, listening to Lite-AM, crying over my saved stash of schmoop wreck.
Things happen. Threats are made. Yes,
vagabondage. I am looking at you.
Saved for Posterity: A CHAT OF IMMENSE CONSEQUENCE AND SOMETHING ELSE REALLY IMPORTANT!!
sisabet Tzikeh - are there any vids out there to Styx's Babe??
sisabet: Cause I am cramping and want one now!
just_eunice I think you should make the John/Rodney vid to it dammit.
sisabet: Cause you know it's you babe
sisabet: Whenever I get weary
sisabet: And I've had enough
sisabet: Feel like giving up
sisabet: You know it's you babe
sisabet: Giving me the courage
sisabet: And the strength I need
sisabet: Please believe that it's true
sisabet: Babe, I love you
* sisabet cries and cries and cries again*
* sisabet reaches for the chocolate*
tzikeh: Liz
tzikeh: as far as I know, there are not vids to "babe"
sisabet: there should be
sisabet: hee
tzikeh: are you vidding "desperado"?
sisabet: heee
sisabet: I could!
tzikeh: because
tzikeh: I said to ellen the other day
* sisabet is in that weird end of PMS mood-thing*
tzikeh: "you know, I bet you anything some fucktard is going to vid "Desperado" for House.
tzikeh: and she said "WHY DID YOU PUT THAT INTO THE UNIVERSE!"
* sisabet could be that fucktard*
tzikeh: for now, someone *will*.
tzikeh: ahahahaha
sisabet: except right now I am all Atlantis schmooping
tzikeh: except that whoever vids it will have to vid House/Cameron
sisabet: went looking for bad Atlantis vids and couldn't find any to suit me
sisabet: so now I will have to make my own
sisabet: right now it is either Babe or Desperado
* Eunice encourages this*
sisabet: I can't decide which is worse
sisabet: they both have such awful, terrible merits
sisabet: it is like choosing between moldy oranges and moldy apples
* sisabet has epiphany*
sisabet: A MEDLEY!
sisabet: OMG
sisabet: think about it!
sisabet: This is GENIUS
tzikeh: ...
tzikeh: ok
sisabet: STYX AND THE EAGLES
sisabet: TOGETHER
Eunice: two songs isn't enough for a medley
tzikeh: a medley of Styx and the Eagles?
sisabet: no - more of a duet
tzikeh: is like, ice-dancing's worst nightmare.
* sisabet: dies*
sisabet: combine the songs
sisabet: into a duet
Eunice: oh! and you could give one song to a John POV and one to a Rodney POV
sisabet: it will be the best DUAL POV SLASH VID EVA
sisabet: and by best I mean ABSOLUTE WORST
sisabet: Well John is Desperado - so that is Rodney POV
sisabet: or I could make that part Weir ABOUT John and Rodney and confuse everyone
sisabet: cause why stop at common sense?
Eunice: *nod*...Rodney gives John the courage and the strength he needs...and Rodney wonders if John will ever let somebody love him
Eunice: it's so perfect
sisabet: the only way this could be worse and by worse I mean so much better
* Eunice wipes away a single tear*
sisabet: make it Bobby and Darien
At this point All HELL Breaks Loose. Actually, it didn't - but when I tell this story, it did. Really, all that happened is that
renenet showed up. And tzikeh got booted. Eventually.
sisabet: I COULD DO IT
sisabet: and it FITS
sisabet: I think I just ran tzikeh out of here
sisabet: wow
Eunice: hee!
renenet: desperado, why don't you come to your senses?
* sisabet is powerful*
sisabet: That is OBVIOUSLY Darien to Bobby
renenet : tell me!
Eunice: I think the universe might collapse on itself if you do it..so yes.
sisabet: or Bobby to Darien
sisabet: Damn
sisabet: okay so who is Styx and who is Eagles?
sisabet: I WANT THIS IN MY UNIVERSE
Eunice: Darien is Styx...and Bobby is Eagles.
sisabet: so that makes Darien the desperado
sisabet: who has been out riding fences
sisabet: for so long now
sisabet: actually - that works
sisabet: and meanwhile Darien is already in love
sisabet: and bobby can't see it
sisabet: but it is
sisabet: it is yoouu, babe
renenet: oh, I wish I hadn't missed the beginning of this
sisabet: 'Cause I'll be lonely without you
sisabet: And I'll need your love to see me through
sisabet: Please believe me
sisabet: My heart is in your hands
sisabet: 'Cause I'll be missing you
sisabet: Babe, I love you
Eunice: *dying*
renenet: cheesiest piece of Styx crap ever
sisabet: okay - does anyone have either of these songs?
sisabet: and can you believe, Renenet, Tzikeh knows of no "Babe" vids at all?
renenet I would have thought Starsky and Hutch
sisabet: this really makes more Bobby and Darien sense
sisabet: John and Rodney will just have to wait
* sisabet can't stop singing*
sisabet: Did I break Tzikeh?
tzikeh: heh
tzikeh: I have both songs, sisabet
tzikeh: but I'm not at home
sisabet: hee
sisabet: I am sure I have Desperado somewhere
sisabet: as Dawn has 1/4 a Spike vid to it somewhere hidden on my PC
sisabet: what would make this the best thing ever is if it could be over 9 minutes
sisabet: cause that is exactly what the world needs
sisabet: OMG
sisabet: PREMIERE VID!!!
Then we blather about I-Man and such.
f1renze i haven't even gotten to the ouchie ouchie scene
tzikeh: Flooooooooobee
tzikeh: when I come back
tzikeh: Zen and you and me
tzikeh: will do second season
sisabet: ohhhh
sisabet: OUCHIE OUCHIE OUCHIE
tzikeh: OUCHIE OUCHIE
* sisabet cries and cries and cries*
* tzikeh sings "When somebody loves you, it's no good unless he loves you ... ALLLLL the way..."*
f1renze: AWWWW
renenet: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
tzikeh: now I want them to film this so I can be called in as the ballroom instructor
renenet : I heard a snippet of that song on the telly today and it made me get all choked up
tzikeh: to teach them how to dance to it
sisabet: is
vagabondage gonna vid it?
tzikeh: I don't know!
sisabet: SHE HAS TOO
sisabet: I WILL COME TO CHICAGO AND INSIST
tzikeh: heeeeee
tzikeh: I MAN I MAN I MAN
sisabet: if she doesn't vid it
sisabet: if she doesn't vid it
f1renze: HEEE
sisabet: tell her I will not only vid "Babe"
tzikeh: ahahahahahahahahaa
sisabet: I will submit it as my Premiere vid
sisabet: NO LIE
* f1renze applauds*
renenet: oh, for the love of god, Tzikeh, please make Zen vid it!
tzikeh: bwah
sisabet: Next person to see Zen online - please pass that on.
Things happen. Threats are made. Yes,
Saved for Posterity: A CHAT OF IMMENSE CONSEQUENCE AND SOMETHING ELSE REALLY IMPORTANT!!
sisabet: Cause I am cramping and want one now!
sisabet: Cause you know it's you babe
sisabet: Whenever I get weary
sisabet: And I've had enough
sisabet: Feel like giving up
sisabet: You know it's you babe
sisabet: Giving me the courage
sisabet: And the strength I need
sisabet: Please believe that it's true
sisabet: Babe, I love you
* sisabet cries and cries and cries again*
* sisabet reaches for the chocolate*
tzikeh: as far as I know, there are not vids to "babe"
sisabet: there should be
sisabet: hee
tzikeh: are you vidding "desperado"?
sisabet: heee
sisabet: I could!
tzikeh: because
tzikeh: I said to ellen the other day
* sisabet is in that weird end of PMS mood-thing*
tzikeh: "you know, I bet you anything some fucktard is going to vid "Desperado" for House.
tzikeh: and she said "WHY DID YOU PUT THAT INTO THE UNIVERSE!"
* sisabet could be that fucktard*
tzikeh: for now, someone *will*.
tzikeh: ahahahaha
sisabet: except right now I am all Atlantis schmooping
tzikeh: except that whoever vids it will have to vid House/Cameron
sisabet: went looking for bad Atlantis vids and couldn't find any to suit me
sisabet: so now I will have to make my own
sisabet: right now it is either Babe or Desperado
* Eunice encourages this*
sisabet: I can't decide which is worse
sisabet: they both have such awful, terrible merits
sisabet: it is like choosing between moldy oranges and moldy apples
* sisabet has epiphany*
sisabet: A MEDLEY!
sisabet: OMG
sisabet: think about it!
sisabet: This is GENIUS
tzikeh: ...
tzikeh: ok
sisabet: STYX AND THE EAGLES
sisabet: TOGETHER
Eunice: two songs isn't enough for a medley
tzikeh: a medley of Styx and the Eagles?
sisabet: no - more of a duet
tzikeh: is like, ice-dancing's worst nightmare.
* sisabet: dies*
sisabet: combine the songs
sisabet: into a duet
Eunice: oh! and you could give one song to a John POV and one to a Rodney POV
sisabet: it will be the best DUAL POV SLASH VID EVA
sisabet: and by best I mean ABSOLUTE WORST
sisabet: Well John is Desperado - so that is Rodney POV
sisabet: or I could make that part Weir ABOUT John and Rodney and confuse everyone
sisabet: cause why stop at common sense?
Eunice: *nod*...Rodney gives John the courage and the strength he needs...and Rodney wonders if John will ever let somebody love him
Eunice: it's so perfect
sisabet: the only way this could be worse and by worse I mean so much better
* Eunice wipes away a single tear*
sisabet: make it Bobby and Darien
At this point All HELL Breaks Loose. Actually, it didn't - but when I tell this story, it did. Really, all that happened is that
sisabet: I COULD DO IT
sisabet: and it FITS
sisabet: I think I just ran tzikeh out of here
sisabet: wow
Eunice: hee!
renenet: desperado, why don't you come to your senses?
* sisabet is powerful*
sisabet: That is OBVIOUSLY Darien to Bobby
renenet : tell me!
Eunice: I think the universe might collapse on itself if you do it..so yes.
sisabet: or Bobby to Darien
sisabet: Damn
sisabet: okay so who is Styx and who is Eagles?
sisabet: I WANT THIS IN MY UNIVERSE
Eunice: Darien is Styx...and Bobby is Eagles.
sisabet: so that makes Darien the desperado
sisabet: who has been out riding fences
sisabet: for so long now
sisabet: actually - that works
sisabet: and meanwhile Darien is already in love
sisabet: and bobby can't see it
sisabet: but it is
sisabet: it is yoouu, babe
renenet: oh, I wish I hadn't missed the beginning of this
sisabet: 'Cause I'll be lonely without you
sisabet: And I'll need your love to see me through
sisabet: Please believe me
sisabet: My heart is in your hands
sisabet: 'Cause I'll be missing you
sisabet: Babe, I love you
Eunice: *dying*
renenet: cheesiest piece of Styx crap ever
sisabet: okay - does anyone have either of these songs?
sisabet: and can you believe, Renenet, Tzikeh knows of no "Babe" vids at all?
renenet I would have thought Starsky and Hutch
sisabet: this really makes more Bobby and Darien sense
sisabet: John and Rodney will just have to wait
* sisabet can't stop singing*
sisabet: Did I break Tzikeh?
tzikeh: heh
tzikeh: I have both songs, sisabet
tzikeh: but I'm not at home
sisabet: hee
sisabet: I am sure I have Desperado somewhere
sisabet: as Dawn has 1/4 a Spike vid to it somewhere hidden on my PC
sisabet: what would make this the best thing ever is if it could be over 9 minutes
sisabet: cause that is exactly what the world needs
sisabet: OMG
sisabet: PREMIERE VID!!!
Then we blather about I-Man and such.
tzikeh: Flooooooooobee
tzikeh: when I come back
tzikeh: Zen and you and me
tzikeh: will do second season
sisabet: ohhhh
sisabet: OUCHIE OUCHIE OUCHIE
tzikeh: OUCHIE OUCHIE
* sisabet cries and cries and cries*
* tzikeh sings "When somebody loves you, it's no good unless he loves you ... ALLLLL the way..."*
f1renze: AWWWW
renenet: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
tzikeh: now I want them to film this so I can be called in as the ballroom instructor
renenet : I heard a snippet of that song on the telly today and it made me get all choked up
tzikeh: to teach them how to dance to it
sisabet: is
tzikeh: I don't know!
sisabet: SHE HAS TOO
sisabet: I WILL COME TO CHICAGO AND INSIST
tzikeh: heeeeee
tzikeh: I MAN I MAN I MAN
sisabet: if she doesn't vid it
sisabet: if she doesn't vid it
f1renze: HEEE
sisabet: tell her I will not only vid "Babe"
tzikeh: ahahahahahahahahaa
sisabet: I will submit it as my Premiere vid
sisabet: NO LIE
* f1renze applauds*
renenet: oh, for the love of god, Tzikeh, please make Zen vid it!
tzikeh: bwah
sisabet: Next person to see Zen online - please pass that on.
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Date: 2005-05-02 03:45 am (UTC)BTW: I'm contemplating making a BobbyHobbes vid to Guster's "Red Oyster Cult". It's possibly just an excuse my brain made up, so I don't feel guilty about watching it all again. Perhaps some advising is in order?
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Date: 2005-05-02 04:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-05-02 07:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-05-03 01:06 am (UTC)CHEESE! Yay! And the thing is, I am intentionally looking for serious cheese to match V:The Final Battle, and nothing ever comes to me. But when I don't go looking for cheese, I start ordering albums by hasbeen 80s people to vid to Atlantis. Sigh.
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Date: 2005-05-02 05:30 pm (UTC)then again, maybe not. *flees*
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Date: 2005-05-02 07:48 pm (UTC)Although don't you think a Bobby/Darien vid to "Babe" is *needed*?
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Date: 2005-05-02 08:02 pm (UTC)Maybe it wouldn't be so bad if I weren't experiencing my own period of alternating crying with cranky rage, and craving fiction where it all turns out okay, after much mutual hurting of each other...
And this doesn't count! *g*
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Date: 2005-05-02 08:42 pm (UTC)We have the fannish equivalent of hormonal hall-passes.