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OMG! Do you think the reason that Jonathan Kent hates dogs so much is because of something that Hiram did? Do you think that maybe when Jonathan was a boy he had a dog - a husky/shepherd mix and he called that dog Reba and one day Hiram came in all upset and told Jonathan that Reba had killed a calf and they were gonna have to put her down and then Hiram grabbed his shotgun off the wall and Jonathan just sat there and watched him walk out of the house and he was kinda frozen there on the floor.

And then Jonathan went outside cause he knew what the calf meant to his father and he knew what that calf meant to the farm and he knew what the farm meant to his family and he knew what it meant if Reba had taken to killing calves and he knew what it meant that Reba was his responsibility and was his and so he stopped his father and took the shotgun out of his hands and then he did what he had to do.

And he never would own another dog after that.

Later Hiram might have found out that it wasn't Reba that killed that calf - it was a marauder. If he'd paid more attention to the corpse, he'd have noticed the slaughter was done with a knife, but he just had to jump to conclusions and he'd noticed Reba out running near the cattle earlier. He'd warned Jonathan about what was to happen if he ever saw her chasing the cattle. He'd warned him.

And Hiram would always feel bad about this.

OH! Oh Bo! I forgive you! You don't have to love another dog, I understand.

::cries::

Not that this is loosely based on a true story, or anything. I'm just sitting here trying to figure out what Bo has against dogs, cause it just ain't natural for a farmer to not have a dog.

Date: 2005-02-17 06:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jackiekjono.livejournal.com
Maybe there was another super strong Kryptonite dog around - remember Hiram did meet Jorell once. Maybe there were other meteors.

Maybe that was the dog who hurt the calf and knocked down the barn and took a leak on the fencepost that ended up disintegrating and all of the rest of the cattle escaped.

Date: 2005-02-17 07:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com
Except before Clark - they just had the Krypton-Cave-Gate-Keeper thing and no mutant-causing meteors.

No, I actually think Jonathan is just traumatized by something that unfortunately, is not an abnormal occurence for the time or the place (as far as dogs go - they were always assumed guilty and if a dog killed a calf, it had to be put down. That is just how things worked). Jon is actually a sensitive guy. This makes sense to me - that he'd rather just be pet-less than have this ever happen again. And it makes sense that he'd want to save Clark from that kind of heartache.

At least I can look at Bo Duke again.

Date: 2005-02-17 07:01 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] luminosity
OH NO! Hiram didn't look closely enough at the calf, that's true, but if he had, he wouldn't have been able to identify the marauder anyway because the calf was drained of all blood, and there was snow on the ground next to it even though it was late May in Smallville, and Hiram regretted this for the rest of his life, but he couldn't tell Bo that because he was *weak*, and Bo has carried that heartbreak around needlessly for 30 years, and he loves Clark so much and knows that Clark's fucked up enough, so he just decided to cut off the impending heartbreak at the source and not let him have a dog.

And there was an empty missile silo at the edge of the field, and people would come and go to the silo at all hours of the night, and Hiram found this weird black oil...

Date: 2005-02-17 07:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com
OMG! Do you think Krycek is really a KENT?

Date: 2005-02-17 07:48 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] luminosity
Of course not! I think Krycek is a LUTHOR.

Date: 2005-02-17 07:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] piper47.livejournal.com
You... wait... I... ::looks over at your last post::

Dude you jump ideas quicker than anyone I know. I swear we were just talking about BoDuke and his unforgivible hate for puppies.

And we're discussing Hiram's hate for puppies and BoDuke's hurt and angst over puppie?

I think you just made my head spin.

Date: 2005-02-17 07:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com
It is just the natural progression of an idea. I was angry and now I am filled with empathy.

This is often what happens with me.

Date: 2005-02-17 08:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] piper47.livejournal.com
Ah. Got it now.

I really thought you had just... I dunno... changed your mind

Date: 2005-02-17 07:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] missmurchison.livejournal.com
Or maybe he got bit by a chihuahua once.

*runs away*

Date: 2005-02-17 08:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jackiekjono.livejournal.com
It would have been a Luthor family Chihuahua. All Chihuauas want is global domination.

Date: 2005-02-17 08:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] missmurchison.livejournal.com
They have to battle the Pekes for it.

Aww! to your icon.

Date: 2005-02-17 09:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jackiekjono.livejournal.com
I used to have a Peke! He was a vindictive one. My brother got mad at him and drop-kicked him once. Later that night after my brother went to sleep, Bill, my precious Peke, took a dump in his shoes.

My brother has learned his lesson and is no longer evil to small dogs.

I think the Pekes and the Chihuahuas have different talents that could complement each other. My guess is that they will be willing to cooperate until they get to the top - then it will be war.

Date: 2005-02-17 09:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] missmurchison.livejournal.com
Hee! A friend of mine has had several Pekes. They are hysterical.

She and I were out once with her Peke puppy in the car. We got to the house, and I carried in her groceries while she got the dog. Her beautiful, elderly Persian cat was stretched out on the arm of her couch and I went over to pet the regal old man.

The Peke followed my friend into the house, raced into the living room and made a leap Michael Jordan would be proud of onto the couch. She knocked the cat onto the floor and took his place. It happened so fast, on one stroke I was petting the cat, and as my hand came down again, I was petting Peke.

I cuddled the poor feline patriarch and commented to my friend, "I think you have some sibling rivalry issues here."

Yep, the Pekes would only cooperate to a point. Those Chihuahuas need to watch their butts.

Date: 2005-02-17 10:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jackiekjono.livejournal.com
When my uncle's pitbull first encountered my Bill, he couldn't quite figure him out. He started sniffing at him. When the pit got around to Bill's nose, Bill bit him. The pitbull cried and ran away and my poor uncle had to spend 5 hours looking for him.

Date: 2005-02-18 05:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] missmurchison.livejournal.com
I think that pit bull found out why Pekes were called "lion dogs!"

Date: 2005-02-18 08:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] londonkds.livejournal.com
Hee! I've seen something like that. You can see the dog-shaped dog going "Which end is which?"

Date: 2005-02-18 01:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jrh19782002.livejournal.com
i so was screaming at the tv when the preview for next week came on and it had lana fighting clark. i was screaming kick his ass.

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