It Is Like Heroin, In a Way.

[sisabet]

So I am trying to log into all of my accounts this morning and I keep getting "Password Incorrect" and it took me about 4 tries to realize I was typing in C-O-F-F-E-E and that my friends, is addiction.

Mom gave me a programmable coffee pot for Christmas and I am in love. I wake up and I take a deep breath and life is worth living. I have toyed with the idea of getting married one day if only because my spouse would *have* to make the coffee before I got up (I planned on putting it into the vows - take out "obey" and insert "make my coffee" cause really - why would I want a dude that did everything I say all the time? Where is the fun in that? But coffee?? Yeah). Now -- I think I can die quite happily alone.

::to the tune of BtVS Theme Song::

Coffeeeeee, Morning Cofffeeeeee
Coffeeee, Morning Coffeeee
Angel angel angel angel angel and then there's Giles.
And Coffee.

Comments

[luvs-phoenix.livejournal.com]

why would I want a dude that did everything I say all the time? Where is the fun in that?

Oh there's fun. Believe me.

LOTS AND LOTS of fun.

*sips morning coffee that james made for her*

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

Eh - not for me. I don't enjoy being in charge all the time. Too much pressure and I don't want that kind of responsibility.

I am like Spike, in a way.

[luvs-phoenix.livejournal.com]

I use to think the same thing, and, in fact, it CAN be exhausting.

Until they know your wants and needs. Then it becones an exercise for them to do what you want BEFORE you ask and you end up like some fat Roman leader yelling out "peel me a grape" as it's being peeled.

*g*

[cheesygirl.livejournal.com]

I got one of those coffeemakers for Christmas too. I'm off work this week so I haven't used the programmer yet, but I plan to as soon as I have be up at a certain time. For now I'm putting the stuff in it the night before and then turning it on as soon as I wake up and stumble into the kitchen.

I wouldn't mind having a man around to get the coffee ready and set the timer the night before and then bring me a cup first thing in the morning. That would work. ;-)

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

I want *that* one

::points at your icon::

[cheesygirl.livejournal.com]

OK, you can have him, I'll take *this* one.

::points at my icon::

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

What about this one?

[thebratqueen.livejournal.com]

Wait, you mean those aren't the actual lyrics?

Damn it!

[absolutedestiny.livejournal.com]

Ah further proof that an unlimited supply of electricity makes the male gender redundant.

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

Well - as a slasher, I obviously feel there is more to men than their coffee-making ability. Well... in the land of make-believe I feel that way.

[elke-tanzer.livejournal.com]

*gigglesnortguffaw*

*grin*

[irishcaelan.livejournal.com]

laughs - you should watch the new Foamy

[eliade.livejournal.com]

You are hilarious this morning--that's it, you don't get any coffee until you've said 6 funny things before breakfast. *g*

[saifai.livejournal.com]

ROFL

So I am trying to log into all of my accounts this morning and I keep getting "Password Incorrect" and it took me about 4 tries to realize I was typing in C-O-F-F-E-E and that my friends, is addiction.


Now *that* is a classic. *g*

[keswindhover.livejournal.com]

So I am trying to log into all of my accounts this morning and I keep getting "Password Incorrect" and it took me about 4 tries to realize I was typing in C-O-F-F-E-E and that my friends, is addiction.

But I don't understand - why isn't your password 'C-O-F-F-E-E'? Because that would be too easy for evil villains to guess, maybe?

[cosmic.livejournal.com]

*wide eyed*

There are programmable coffee pots? Technology is a marvelous thing. Is she/he beautiful? *craves one* I think when I get one, I shall call him/her Husband or Wife, and be forever happy.

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

My pot is very sleek and shiny and clean and beeps a very calm and soothing beep when a brew is complete.

[cosmic.livejournal.com]

Oooooo. *craves*

from mom

[(Anonymous)]

I am very glad to hear you like one of your Christmas presents...(but you always like your gifts)....and that you have it working....love mom

[kitkatbyte.livejournal.com]

COFFEE IS EVOL.

[kadymae.livejournal.com]

Dear Sisabet.

Every morning as I roll out of bed I turn to DH and ask, "Kaffe machen?" (Are you going to make coffee?)

And he always says, "Ja."