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Dec. 22nd, 2004 12:39 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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caphricacorn:
Due to events beyond my control (namely my complete and total failure at any and all housekeeping) I seem to have misplaced one of your Christmas presents. As I had other things I planned to give you - this would not be such an issue, if it were not for the fact that it appears ours is a Vengeful God and I have pissed him off. Oh - maybe he is actually mad at someone else and I just got caught in the crossfire? I am like one of those innocent bystanders in a God-Drive-By-Shooting. I think this is the most likely scenario since I have been on my best behavior lately - even in the mall parking lot-line.
Whatever the reason - one of your gifts disappeared and the other isn't finished. I'd make it up to you with cash but I am broke. Since it is the thought that counts - I am prepared to tell you all about your gift and if possible act out certain scenes (although the acrobatics in a Batman/Catwoman encounter will be difficult to portray, I am willing to give it a shot).
Your Loving Sister,
Liz
caphricacorn:Due to events beyond my control (namely my complete and total failure at any and all housekeeping) I seem to have misplaced one of your Christmas presents. As I had other things I planned to give you - this would not be such an issue, if it were not for the fact that it appears ours is a Vengeful God and I have pissed him off. Oh - maybe he is actually mad at someone else and I just got caught in the crossfire? I am like one of those innocent bystanders in a God-Drive-By-Shooting. I think this is the most likely scenario since I have been on my best behavior lately - even in the mall parking lot-line.
Whatever the reason - one of your gifts disappeared and the other isn't finished. I'd make it up to you with cash but I am broke. Since it is the thought that counts - I am prepared to tell you all about your gift and if possible act out certain scenes (although the acrobatics in a Batman/Catwoman encounter will be difficult to portray, I am willing to give it a shot).
Your Loving Sister,
Liz
