A Christmas MIRACLE!

[sisabet]

So I get home from the landromat like, 10 mintutes ago and I turn on the lights on the tree and a strand has gone out.

As I am unwinding it - I accidentally knocked one of the big Batman ornaments off (there are also teeny tiny Batmans and Robins and Lex and Superman and the Flash except I can no longer find Flash on the tree. This is why I bought the Big Batmans and Big Supermans. So someone would find the Flash).

So I knock a Big Batman from his perch and I shit you not - he fell 3 feet and landed on a Big Superman. Which just filled me with the joy of the season so I left him there. Near the boys are giant blue balls. I think it is appropriate.

My tree truly reflects me except for one thing: valereix gave Dawn a Angel (as in MY DEAD GAY ANGEL - not the stupid christmas-y kind) ornament last year and it is taking all of my Christmas spirit to not go over there and steal it off her tree.

As a result - there are many many Batmans to fill the void. Cause when I think Christmas, I think Fucked-Up Batman Love.

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[loves-bitch.livejournal.com]

I have the best Batman ornement ever. I bought him at a crappy dollar store in a little town called Whitehall,Mich. He's standing behind Robin with one hand on his shoulder and looks like he's about to anally rape the boy. It's great *grins*