This Is Not A Con Report

So I don't have a lot of time for this post cause my newest goal in life (now that VVC is over) is to not be fired - so that probably means getting back to work soon.

The thought of that throws me into a very deep dispair.

So Vividcon -how to sum up? I found the hotel by using the force, f1renze, kitkatbyte, sdwolfpup, and pipsqueaky killed us all dead with the cute, and I put my people's proselytizing skillz to work when tzikeh brought the Gayest Thing that Ever Did Gay. That was found gay, people. It is also a great example of build. Just when you think it can't get any gayer - it does.

Then some other stuff happened - and crap I have to work. Dammit.

So to sum up the sum up: The Premiere show carried the big death, Lilah lost her head, Frodo is really fucked up, Scully turned to sand, Xander needs to be smacked, Mal Reynolds is Jacob!, and the West Wing went techno so we all built a big red boat. I don't think the boat would actually sail though...

OH!! I also learned that God is a total bitch and will make you be a cheerleader if you don't watch out. I am excited, because this is new character info I did not have on God (although I am not surprised) and I can't wait to incorporate it into my understanding of a higher diety.

I GOT HIT BY A CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay - so I pick Sid-the-Dog-Faced-Boy at the kennel and we were driving along and I was thinking about work and how sucky it would be to be in an accident and BOOM!

Rear-ended.

Now here is where I must complement GM. The Buick's crumple panels went to work absorbing the impact and between my seatbelt and the seatback the only part of my body to move was my head. Actually - my neck was KILLING me all month and really bad this last week (I store stress there) and it kinda feels better now - so weird. But I'll take it.

Sid was also seatbelted and is fine. I don't think he realized what happened.

I exchanged info with the other driver and made the executive decision (based on LOTS of experience on when a police report is needed) to just exchange info and not file a police report. No one was injured and both vehicles are drivable and my first words to her when I found out who she was (works for a local vineyarc) were "I LOVE YOUR WINE!" She had to be somewhere for her kid and I had the dog who needed to be at home and it was rush hour at one of the busiest intersections around.

Also - I had to pee.

NOW I AM SO JAZZED WITH ADRENALINE THAT I CAN BARELY TYPE!

If I wasn't so afraid of heights, I'd want to go jump out of an airplane RIGHT NOW!

Is this what it feels like to work out a lot?

So, while part of this sucks - part of it could have really sucked and now it doesn't and I am so okay with that. I embrace the not-suckiness of this and feed it grapes.

WOW. I should make a vid RIGHT NOW. Or eat something. I wonder if food will taste better?