A Public Service Announcement

Not to spoil anyone or anything - but let's just say you were in the mood for a haunted house movie. Y'know - the usual, the house lives, it wants and it will punish the pretty little movie family that moves in? Hypothetically, right? Well, if this is what you want to see, then by all mean DO NOT watch Cold Creek Manor. There is nary a trace of the supernatural in it. Seriously. I saw the trailers and maybe I "House of Leaves"-ed it (documentary film-maker becomes interested in his old home's past) but I am fairly disappointed right now. I need a house that aches and wants to make people pay. Not a suspense-thriller short on suspense, thrills and general sense.

Why can't I have a house full of retribution? Why?

Dammit - I'm gonna have to watch "Event Horizon" now. At least give me a black hole that wants. On a related but tangential note it took me years to watch that movie all the way through. Creepiest shit I have ever seen.