My New Fandom: A Division of Mars, Inc.

I am addicted to candy. I thought I just really *liked* the candy and I could do without it anytime I wanted but I was just fooling myself. I need it. Every day. Sometimes not the same kind of candy, sometimes it is 3 Musketeers, sometimes M&M's, occasionally I partake of the Reese's peanut butter cup - but always, everyday, there must be candy. And it must be chocolate. And I feel a bit more alive. The vending machine is less than 20 feet from my cubicle. I can close my eyes and see the contents now. I know to avoid the Snickers for now, because the last refill melted on the truck and now the bars are misshapen and sad. Plus there is lost chocolate stuck to the wrappers and while I will lick that wrapper like there is no tomorrow, I tend to attract strange looks from co-workers when I do so. So, I avoid the Snickers. And the snickers (hee, see how that works out? And why would you name a candy bar Snickers? Unless you were like John Snickers and then I can see it - I also feel really sorry for you - have you tried the name-meme thingy yet?)

I just read the label on today's bar: "Whipped Up, Fluffy Chocolate-On-Chocolate Taste" and it makes me want to write foodslash again. Damn. I'd read "Chocolatey Goodness" again but there really should be a limit on how many times one can read a single fic. Seriously. Cause then you get mad that everything else is not about that fic. It isn't fair to the other fics. Also - I gained like 5 lbs the last time I read it. And it makes me want ice cream and I am not supposed to eat ice cream because it does very bad, painful things to me. But it tastes good and I miss it. I think I am sublimating my entire life with food here.

So I still have to post the season 3 breakdown of Brian's sainthood, QaF fic and vid recs (I was actually holding out for valereix to post and now she has and I am filled with joy) and I'm thinking about doing a general AtS Online vid rec - since I know many people are only now getting into the earlier seasons and looking forward to season 5. There are some most excellent Angel vids out there, and really - they should be watched and worshipped as a holy thing - cause Angel? Pretty much perfect. Well, not perfect like Brian, but Brian is a fucking saint - it is not the same (although sometimes they are the same in my head and yeah - I should post about that, rachelanton73 asked me too and I cannot deny her anything. She wrote Spike/Angel van sex featuring bondage and Angel getting topped. She created kinks in me I did not even know I had). Angel is shiny and naked a lot so it helps. Plus, I like it when he is beige. And he has a thing for convents, which is just precious. Even souled, my boy loves a convent.

This post was brought to you by me, avoiding my work. Because even though I am grateful to have this job, I am bored shitless and I don't wanna do what I need to do.