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This post has nothing of real interest, unless you are interested in a slightly neurotic person attempting to not forget to do really important things.




1. Box up all children's books and take to Cousin Julie - let child sort through them - put rest in trunk for Goodwill.

2. Make last offer of sectional to Cousin Julie. Goodwill is coming Friday.

3. Stop forgetting to feed the dog. Cheerios are not a proper meal.

4. Finish packing all books. You are not going to need to read more than 4 books between now and next week. You haven't read 4 books this year.

5. Resolve to read more books and less online slash. Check [livejournal.com profile] melymbrosia's LJ. Add Sean Stewart to list. Remember for the 50th time you want to read "The Bone Eaters" (wave to [livejournal.com profile] heres_luck). Wonder why you can never remember this when you are in a place that books are sold or lent.

6. Make a list of books you want to read and put it in your car.

7. Do not buy or borrow any more books until you move.

8. Finish reading "The Watchmen" - do not develop obsession with Ozymandias. Get past part of "Preacher" you are stuck on - [livejournal.com profile] tzikeh promises that Cass will come back and the whole cop subplot is going somewhere.

9. Stop falling asleep while reading. Realize that you could've have packed all of the books at this rate.

10. Wash every dish in the kitchen - even if you have to do some by hand. Pack up stuff you won't use this week. This means - if you haven't used it in the last 6 weeks, you probably will not need it this week.

11. Realize that this means all you should leave unpacked are a plate, a bowl, a glass, a wine glass, can-opener and corkscrew.

12. Remind yourself that sometimes you make pasta. Reserve a pan.

13. Do not panic. Panicking is for fictional characters you don't want to be like. Lana would panic. Don't be Lana. Be Brian Kinney.

14. Realize you tried being Brian Kinney and it did not work out. Resist feelings of resentment toward [livejournal.com profile] drdawn - you need to borrow her truck, now is not the time to not get along.

15. Decide you can be Xander Harris. He moved and everything went fine. Concentrate on being the Xander.

16. Wonder if you are Xander - does this mean you can have a Spike in your basement? Decide to ask Landlord if this would be allowed.

17. Check both banks' account balances. Stop calling the credit union about your savings. It is not any different today than it was yesterday. Realize that just because you concentrate really hard on it - you cannot make the amount increase.

18. Check into making savings account balances increase by use of positive thinking.

19. Stop panicking.

20. Start packing up hall closet. It is June and it is in the late 80's. It is doubtful you will need a coat or gloves or scarf or woolen hat in this next week.

21. OH SHIT - remember that you black wool coat is *still* at the dry cleaners and has been there since March. Hope they still have it.

22. Do not panic. It was just a coat. Would Xander panic?

23. Rethink the whole "I am Xander" approach to life as he may actually be too much like you to have any therapautic value.

24. Do not get sidetracked by the DVDs in your search to find out who you should pretend to be in order to get through the next week.

25. Realize that you are Bo Duke.

26. Acknowledge that your entire life has led up to this point.

27. Borrow [livejournal.com profile] drdawn's truck. Do not tell her you are Bo Duke, although the fabulous blonde hair may give it away. Also the carefree grin.

28. Wear a hat around your sister.

29. Realize that any attempt to pack DVDs or CDs will result in hours of lost time and plan accordingly.

30. Send audio mix to [livejournal.com profile] missmurchison for auction vid.

31. Crack open Miss M's skull and pour contents over auction vid. Stir. Garnish with nekkidity.

32. Do not panic.

33. Ask yourself "What would Bo do?"

34. Realize you are drinking Bud Light.

35. Realize that it is neither great tasting, no less filling.

36. Ask God, why has Bo Duke forsaken you?

37. Wait for a thunderstorm to do this. Try to be outside in the rain on your knees.

38. Relish the drama

39. Remember there is Turbo Dog beer in the vegetable crisper

40. Cheer up.

ETA:

41. Buy baking soda as there is nothing it cannot do.

42. Trust [livejournal.com profile] heres_luck implicitly.

43. Stop posting to Nummy Treat. You are only making yourself insane.
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