Insane in the Membrane

[sisabet]

Bored, bored, bored, I'm so freaking bored. I am bored all day through, first with them, now with you.... sung to "Show Me" from "My Fair Lady" (y'know, where Eliza gets all up in Freddie's face and is all "Words, words, words, I'm so sick of words..." - that song).

For all of you that have answered my call to smut - thank you. Comments to follow at a time when I am not at work and am free to revel. For those that haven't - why not? There is nothing worthier and more noble than the Keep Sisabet Sane Post Episode Pr0n Challenge - any characters - any pairing - knock yourself out. It just needs to either be a gap-filler or coda to "The Girl In Question" or hell - I don't care - ANY EPISODE AT ALL.

Hey - it doesn't even have to be about AtS. I'm easy. I mean - I'll be replacing the characters in my head with Angel and a likely match - but I do that anyway. That song I was singing at the beginning of the post - from "My Fair Lady"? Eliza is Spike, Colonel Pickering is Wes and Angel is Henry. Did you really need to know that? Probably not - but now do you see the need to keep me sane? This is gonna be a tough two weeks, folks.

I'd participate, but my "Angel tells Spike he is cookie dough" fic got Joss'd last week. It was kinda funny though. Maybe I'll write it anyway. Currently, I am going to hurt/comfort A/S places in my head - which is not a safe place to be because before you know it, there will be tenderness and, believe me, I am deeply ashamed if it comes to this, caring and ::shudders:: make it stop. If my vid gets all schmoopy, then I will... well. I'll have a schmoopy A/S vid and I will live. Just not proudly.

Comments

I might be able to produce some pr0n for you

[laurashapiro.livejournal.com]

if I can just *finish* this damned B/A/S thing. You wanna come audience me on AIM? I'm LSgeek.

Re: I might be able to produce some pr0n for you

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

I'm at work - therefore no IM goodness. No nothing really. Just bad/wrong thoughts.

Re: I might be able to produce some pr0n for you

[laurashapiro.livejournal.com]

May they be a comfort to you!

I will try to eke this thing out on my own. It's just languishing on my hard drive. 8k and no one's even kissed yet. :p

[keswindhover.livejournal.com]

Try this, Sisabet. It's Wes/Faith, but it's definitely pr0n:

http://www.livejournal.com/community/mmm_smut/33227.html#cutid1

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

Did you write this Kes? Are you participating in the challenge? Do you care about my sanity?

[keswindhover.livejournal.com]

No, no and yes.

For the work of Miss M and myself, see:

http://www.livejournal.com/users/keswindhover/72201.html#cutid1

This is also Angel/Wes, and the smut is mild, but there are jokes.

[missmurchison.livejournal.com]

Kes' and my fic is actually a sequel to an episode that hasn't aired and that we're unspoiled for.

But I could point out that I'm up for auction at Writercon, and I'm offering 10,000 words at a bargain price. You could dictate content, and I'd do my best. You know my limitations.

Do my s*** undercover...

[undercoverbro.livejournal.com]

...Now it's time for the blubber
Blabber to watch the belly
Get fatter
Fat boy on a diet
Don't try it
I'll jack your ass
Like a looter in a riot

I don't write pr0n. I don't write fanfic. But I can be literary. I'm still doing 55_fiction but I've also decided to try 69_words, the slightly longer, erotic short story. I know it's not A/W/S/X/B/T/J, but sooner or later you'll run out of letters.

[kita0610.livejournal.com]

If you make a shmoopy A/S fic, you may not live proudly, but I *will* make sure you live WELL.

Present!

[piper47.livejournal.com]

Not quite the fic you were looking for... I don't get Jossverse characters enough to ever attempt writing, but maybe this will *inspire* you.

If not, maybe you'll just love me enough to help me more later with my vid.

( Yes I do support bribery ;) )

http://www.webphilia.com/~thesilvereggplant/artwork/between.jpg