Smallville -N- Angel: Which One is Bottom?

[sisabet]

I haven't been on LJ since the episodes aired last night. I am currently at work and taking a very deserved break since I have actually ::gasp:: worked this morning. I'm actually finished for the day. I need to be here to process new claims and I'm gonna work ahead - but apparently, if I really focus and just *try* not to think about Angel for 3 hours, I can get tons of stuff *done*.

My big thing about last night's Smallville: apparently the thing to do for the high school girls is to play "What Would Lex Luthor Do" - which is kinda like the teeny-bopper equivalent of drdawn's proclamation "I AM Brian Kinney" -- I approve heartily of anyone's endeavor to be like Lex. He is a hero - I agree with his statement at the end of the episode. However, I reserve the right to claw out my eyes and never ever speak of this show again if Lex n Lana ever become a thing. Cause...ew. Just ew. Lex and Chloe I will cuddle forever and thing of a REALLY big way for Lionel to kill her and then have Chloe fake her death and just dye her hair and call herself Lois Lane and since this is a Superman-based universe, I'm thinking a little hair-dye and a new name is a *perfect* disguise. Oh - and cause of the whole dying thing - Chloe is *really* fucked up and thus is born Lois's vendetta against the Luthors. Perhaps Lex and Clark can both blame Clark for Chloe's death. That would be nice. And of course this would explain why Lois does not want to work with Clark at all. Oh, and her little fling with Lex could totally be depraved with her figuring out that you can't go back and Lex unable to understand what is really going on and just using her. Man, in my head it is brutal. Also - kinda het. Where the hell did that come from?

::boggles::

What I'm saying is that if TPTB are gonna force het down my throat - this is the story I want to see.

Onto Last Night's Angel of which I know no title since I am lame.

Question: How many times did Liz hit the floor, sliding off the couch, gasping for air, last night?
Answer: We lost count after I screamed "ON VESPA!!! NO HELMET!! CIAO!"



All my Eddie Izzard references were lost on Dawn last night as she has only seen the Darth Vader part of "Circle" - The Boy might have caught them - now that he no longer lives with me I have noticed a definite increase in his geekosity. He has already been to his first anime con and the other day mentioned in passing that all of my bases were belonging to us. Or something. It is very strange. He also recognized Andrew's t-shirt.

I kinda thought Angel was hot in the leather jacket. He looked like someone Pink would date.

The boys were sweet, they made me laugh, they are so in love and I think B/S/A will happen now. It has to. One day. Spike even called her "our" girl. The boys can figure this out and trust me - Buffy will go for it. You can't think about S/A and wrestling and oil without fixating upon it. Trust me. I know.

Comments

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

We need screencaps of the Vespa for Eddie Izzard icons.

CIAO!

I fell off my chair when Spike called Angel "Little Mama" ...

[viola69.livejournal.com]

and Angel didn't kill him; this has to have been a nickname used manymanytimes in the past.

And I adored Angel's cookie dough metaphor rant.

The whole episode was just fantastic, too- production values- with the pseudo-Italian 'stradas', the fight scenes, the Vespa, the new leather jackets, ANDREW!!! (I love love being unspoilered for Angel now), the Italian W&H chic who was busting out of her top, and poor Wes.

And Angel & Spike strung up by chains side-by-side. *sigh* just lovely.

[icafreak.livejournal.com]

I was hoping someone else was reminded of Eddie. :) When they were putputputing during the car chase I thought 'damn, it really is a hairdryer'.

And now it is time for you to read Beg To Differ...

[rabid1st.livejournal.com]

...however, you should not...because you will not like Angel being Non-Dom I think...and that was the request of my masses. Buffy Dom. Spike in love with her. Angel in love with both of them and basically annoyed and confused but non-dom. Don't argue with me Cowboy-Grrl...consider if you will exhibit A) Cookie Speech..."Is Angel crying?" "No...not yet!"

Rae
who also thinks last night's eppy was a nice set-up for S/B/A but of course...really...it was just a way to keep the balls in the air so JW doesn't have to face fan recriminations.

Re: And now it is time for you to read Beg To Differ...

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

Yeah - I only go for sustained non-dom Angel if it is with Wes. For many and various reasons.

Now - for B/S/A - Buffy and Angel are both tops - netweight posted about it a few weeks ago and I really see the dynamic the way she put it.

Aha...but I must point to Becoming...

[rabid1st.livejournal.com]

...and all of Season 6...Spike has a reputation for like it rough but he is not submissive. No natural submissive is as vindictive as Spike is when he comes out of that wheelchair.

True, he doesn't like a fight he KNOWS he can win...and he does like the rough tussle with a worthy opponent...but he's not going to take too much crap off of anyone before he strikes back very hard and very true. So, I think what we have here is more of a three-way stand-off rather than a classic top/bottom situation.

Rae

Re: Aha...but I must point to Becoming...

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

Ah, see I see a totally different Spike than you see - I see a classic Sub. Yeah, he plays rough and yeah sometimes he forces the issue, but generally I think he likes it best when it is being given to him but good. This was always a problem with Dru - Spike was never able to hurt her enough - not like Daddy. I really don't think Spike wants to be the dom in any relationship. As big nelly bottom myself, I can totally emphasize.

But your Spike is different from my Spike, and that is all cool - I give them both soup.

Just as I pat your Cowboy Angel...

[rabid1st.livejournal.com]

...or possibly poke him with a long stick while keeping my distance. And well...yes, it could just be that I am dom so the Spike in my head is, too.

Sis causes Rabid to be introspective.

Rae

Re: Just as I pat your Cowboy Angel...

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

HEE. Now remember - just because someone is sexually submissive, does not mean they are a doormat.

Us bottoms have rights, feelings and we can be right pissed off and show it. We are just not tops.

There is a lot of pressure being a Top. I leave that to y'all.

[soundingsea.livejournal.com]

The boys were sweet, they made me laugh, they are so in love and I think B/S/A will happen now. It has to. One day. Spike even called her "our" girl. The boys can figure this out and trust me - Buffy will go for it. You can't think about S/A and wrestling and oil without fixating upon it. Trust me. I know.

Word. Wordy McWord.

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

Yes. And it isn't as if the boys are not used to sharing. Well, with each other. They are a TEAM dammit. Together they make one almost well-adjusted man.

[beamer242.livejournal.com]

Together they make one almost well-adjusted man.

Dude! Liz, you're crackin my shit up man. Not only is that statement the funniest thing I have read in a while, it's the best one I have read about Spike and Angel. And it's so true!

God I fucking love you.

Ot3 4evahh

[kita0610.livejournal.com]

Happy fangirl sigh.

[vandalisimo.livejournal.com]

Lex and Chloe I will cuddle forever and thing of a REALLY big way for Lionel to kill her and then have Chloe fake her death and just dye her hair and call herself Lois Lane and since this is a Superman-based universe, I'm thinking a little hair-dye and a new name is a *perfect* disguise. Oh - and cause of the whole dying thing - Chloe is *really* fucked up and thus is born Lois's vendetta against the Luthors. Perhaps Lex and Clark can both blame Clark for Chloe's death. That would be nice.

Yes. Must have. Is it cool if I friend you?

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

Absotively. Hi!