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Yes indeedy - High Holy Day - Your Day of Obligation - has rolled around yet again and if you think that I am thinking that I'm thinking that this most wonderful day of days' time is limited, well you would be wrong.

Instead I am thinking about a Wild Bunch remake cast with Angel characters. It really works in my head.

I'm also thinking that time is running out on Joss actually giving me the Old West Angel/Spike flashback that I have waited so patiently for. Seriously - since last year I have been asking for this - and I don't think I am being greedy. All I want is Angel and Spike circa 1880's blowing off steam in a wild Western town, where they paint the town red, share a sheriff and one of those old time steel bathtubs. Also, chaps. Possibly spurs. Most definitely black hats.

My needs are simple and easily met. Without this, I fear I will never be able to vid "Pancho and Lefty" and dude - that needs to be vidded.

The dust that Pancho bit down south
ended up in Lefty's mouth


Do you have any idea what I could do with that lyric? With those boys?

Has anyone written a Wild West flashback fic? Would someone like to? It is really easy to get them there - Boys on Vacation. Think City Slickers, but evil. Well, more evil. Think High Noon - but more midnight. Think about Angel wearing cowboy boots strolling down the dust covered main street and the night is a dark blue behind him. The camera is focused behind Angel's boots at ground level and we see the dust swirl around his legs and we see the The gunslinger the law called in to take care of him, draw and shoot and Angel keeps advancing slowly, absorbing the bullets impact, we see his legs stop and jerk with each shot, but he never falls down and he gets closer and closer to the gunslinger as his bullets run out and we see the horror dawn on his face as the camera pans up to him...Then cut to Angel's face, orgasmic in the moonlight, with a thin trickle of blood at the corner of his mouth.

Think about Spike in the saloon - all the patrons are terrified and he is kinda wired on that - feeding on the fear and he is bouncing around with his drink - making the pianist play and the girls keep dancing and sits down to a poker game. All the players are shaking and nervous and Spike is joking around with them as the dealer trembles and drops the cards as he tries to shuffle. A lone cowboy near the swinging doors tries to take this moment as an opportunity to slip out and Spike, his gaze never wavering from the dealer, reaches out and grabs the gun strapped to the man at his left and fires a single shot into the deserter near the door's head. He then asks the dealer what he is waiting for, no one but him is getting any younger here. Then he smiles.

I hate the WB with a passion that burns.

Date: 2004-05-05 08:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] noshootingstars.livejournal.com
You are so evil. I woke up this morning at peace with the world but now I am bitter and angry because I want to see this wild west Spike/Angel adventure exactly as you have laid it out and I never will.

Waaaaaaah! I'm just going to pretend that Showtime or HBO picked AtS up and now season 6 is going to be littered with evil and kinky Fanged Four flashbacks.

Oh, and I also mourn for your vid that might never be. [/end selfless moment] *g*

Date: 2004-05-05 08:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eliade.livejournal.com
I never thought of the guys in the Wild West before, but now that you've painted those pictures, I'm one with my longing. Damn you, Sisabet! ::shakes tiny fist at you:: You are brilliant and shiny.

Date: 2004-05-05 08:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com
But think about it!! They could do all of this in a single night - an Unholy 9 to 5!!!! I think it needs to exist in the world and I am prepared to bribe you to do it.

Date: 2004-05-05 08:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rikkrp.livejournal.com
I hate the WB with a passion that burns

Currently I cannot decide who I hate more... the WB or GWBush...

Oooo, it's an evil conspiracy. G WB ush....

Date: 2004-05-05 08:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eva-mac.livejournal.com
Ooooo...you're RIGHT! I never noticed that before! That explains so much in my tiny little brain - totally on board with the conspiracy theory.

Yup. They're both evil. (And how much does that need to be an icon?)

Date: 2004-05-05 09:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rikkrp.livejournal.com
oh, if I could make an icon, I would so make that icon. I, however, cannot make an icon...

Down with the WB(s)

Date: 2004-05-05 10:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eva-mac.livejournal.com
::squees with delight::

As you can see, I'm icon-impaired, as well as being clueless. What's the etiquette for borrowing?

Date: 2004-05-05 11:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/lady_alatariel_/
Here (http://www.livejournal.com/users/itsabigrock/108277.html) is her original post. As I'm not sure on her policy I would go over to it and leave a comment or something. :)

Date: 2004-05-05 11:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rikkrp.livejournal.com
That is one awesome icon.

Date: 2004-05-05 08:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/automatedalice_/
vid "Pancho and Lefty"

i think i love you. really, i do.

Date: 2004-05-05 09:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com
Livin' on the road my friend
was gonna keep you free and clean
but now you wear your skin like iron
and your breath is hard as kerosene
You weren't your Mama's only boy
but her favourite one it seems
She began to cry when you said goodbye
and sank into your dreams


It is so beautiful. And obviously about gay vampires in love.

Date: 2004-05-05 01:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mpoetess.livejournal.com
And all the Federales say
They could've had him any day.
They only let him slip away
Out of kindness I suppose...

Man, for an A/S Pancho & Lefty vid, I might be willing to import more modern footage into Photoshop as filmstrips and draw the fucking cowboy hats on their heads.

Date: 2004-05-05 08:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emstardust.livejournal.com
I am in love with the idea of gay cowboys right now, thanks to Brokeback Mountain. Maybe the 'Angel' movie can feature flashbacks...??

You know...SIS...

Date: 2004-05-05 08:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rabid1st.livejournal.com
...I am up for auction at Writercon...and going cheap! And well...I could certainly see Spike and Angelus in the old west for you. Rough and Ready RAIN ON DUST Spike o'course none of that Slayer's pet nonsense.

BID ON RABID (http://www.the-sandlot.com/cgi-bin/auction.pl?category=fic&item=1084794404)

Also, if you don't fancy me...there are some hardcore slash-istas there too. Just click on the WRITTEN link at the above page and see who you would like to do your Wild West Bidding.

Rabid/Raeann

Re: You know...SIS...

Date: 2004-05-05 10:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com
Oh man - I have plans for the auction. BIG plans.

::balances checkbook::

::headdesk::

LOL...this was my reaction...

Date: 2004-05-05 11:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rabid1st.livejournal.com
...to discovering you up for the bid at Vidcon. I was like...Vid by Sis...Digital Camera...Vid by Sis...Digital Camera...and then someone took you into the Overnight Trip to Rio range and I was all...

:headdesk:

But I must say your scenario for the Wild West is stuck in my head..."Crimson Babylon"...Spike is aching to tell me all about their trek through the Nevada desert to the lawless mining town of Babylon. This community of about 200 souls was ompletely wiped out by something and is mentioned in a 1883 paper with the headline, "Babylon has fallen."

"Sun! Sand! Sand! Sun! Wonder wha's over this hillock. Oh, look more bloody sand. This is your brilliant idea of a holiday, is it?"

Angelus snarks back.

Rae





Re: LOL...this was my reaction...

Date: 2004-05-05 12:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com
Hee - my poor checkbook. I have to make certain I can afford Slayage this month and VVC in August and in between all of that - move. Sigh.

Oh - cool. See in my head - the trip out west is all Angel's idea. He is still initiating Spike in a way - so it is all Death and Destruction and his very willing and apt pupil.

Oh, yes...definitely...

Date: 2004-05-05 12:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rabid1st.livejournal.com
...this would be Spike in his "mad for Angel" phase (mentioned recently in SS-AU) and Angel all about taking over a community with no outside influences. Give the boy a taste of Dark Ages Domination.

Once they REACH the town I'm sure Spike would settle a bit...but he's not fond of the trek across the desert and having to be buried three nights in a row to avoid the SUN!

I don't see Spike taking well to being buried. He's too hyperactive.

Rae

Date: 2004-05-05 09:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kita0610.livejournal.com
Sigh, first C/A, now Wild West. Truly, you have some secret power. I wonder if TBQ could do it...

Date: 2004-05-05 10:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com
First - I love you.

Second - it wasn't exactly romantic C/A - just pure true love - which they had. Until Season 3 I was of the firm belief that Cordy and Angel had the sweetest relationship on TV. I still feel that way, once I wank the source enough.

Third - I think you could do it. I have no doubt TBQ could do it and I also think Anna S could do it. I think ya'll should make it a ficathon and we could call if Keep Liz from Jumping off a Bridge Wild West ficathon and I'll post all the stories (or links to) at headtilt and cry and cry and cry. From the joy. The sheer joy.

Dust and Blood ficathon??

Date: 2004-05-05 10:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] behindblue-eyes.livejournal.com
Now there's a ficathon I might actually join. ;)

Date: 2004-05-05 11:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com
Oh - interest!

Date: 2004-05-05 12:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kita0610.livejournal.com
They did have a great relationship, and a far more meaningful one than any romantic ship Joss ever attempted to portray. Unfortunately, S3 ruined it for me so badly, I am unable to even wank it into siblingchivalry goodness. M.E. sucks ass.

I don't know if I could do it. I know *nothing* about the WWW.

And I love you too. You and Brat and Lum and me. Slitting our wrists together in three weeks. It'll be a beautiful thing. Sniff.

Date: 2004-05-05 09:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crowie.livejournal.com
I think there's a Wild West style of synergy ganging up on me.

I started reading the Dark Tower books by King for the first time a few weeks before, then I saw Kill Bill (both volumes) which stirred up my old lust for the Sergio Leoni flicks.

Then I caved in and bought The Good the Bad and The Ugly on dvd. Then I caved in and bought Firefly (which Im starting to watch now).

and then this.. its. hitting. kinks.

I want Spike and Angelus in dust and coats and cowboyboots. Waaaagh!

Date: 2004-05-05 09:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com
And in cowboys!!!

This is completely unrelated, but

Date: 2004-05-05 09:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meko00.livejournal.com
I just saw "Closer", and I'm stunned. Gorgeous. Thanks! :-)

Re: This is completely unrelated, but

Date: 2004-05-05 09:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com
Cool! Thank you so much. It's the vid that keeps on giving, apparently.

I think I finally figured out how to do another A/S dual POV vid and not have it turn into Closer - actually Lum figured it out - I just vid the OPPOSITE!

Wheee! I love those crazy mixed up wacky vamps. I really do.

Date: 2004-05-05 09:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jackiekjono.livejournal.com
"All I want is Angel and Spike circa 1880's blowing off steam in a wild Western town, where they paint the town red, share a sheriff and one of those old time steel bathtubs. Also, chaps. Possibly spurs. Most definitely black hats."

That's what digital effects are for. You could use those Jackie Chan in the Old West movies. And plunk David Boreanaz and James Marsters heads on them. I realize that David Boreanaz is shaped nothing like Jackie Chan but...

Date: 2004-05-05 10:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com
See, this is why you are always the voice of reason on my LJ. Practicality - all is not lost. Thank you.

Date: 2004-05-05 11:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jackiekjono.livejournal.com
It's a pretty sad state of affairs if I'm the voice of reason.

Date: 2004-05-05 11:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] piper47.livejournal.com
I am going to be stuck with the image of Spike and Angel as cowboys *all* day today. It's not going anyway. I'm going to be at work and imagining them slinging guns and in those tight pants and cowboy hats and...

You know what is so wrong with this image? I can see it, but I totally see Spike with his duster. And he doesn't get that 'til the 1980's. What ruins the fantasy you realize if he isn't in a long black duster. Maybe he has one and he loses it then... that's why he steals the slayers later. Or you know, he can just have his. Logic isn't needed.

I hate the WB with a passion that burns.

You aren't the only one. Trust me. I've been cursing their name for over 5 years now. Get in line ;)

Date: 2004-05-05 11:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jackiekjono.livejournal.com
Didn't he have a brown duster when he was in China?

Date: 2004-05-05 11:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] piper47.livejournal.com
Did he? Now I don't remember.... you're going to have me hunting through my episodes to find Fool For Love and find out. LOL.

Date: 2004-05-05 11:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com
Of course the boys are in dusters - they are vamps in the Old West - this is a given (although I kinda want Spike in a Mexican poncho - but I'm just Eastwooding on the boy) - and the dusters would be black to match the hats. Spike loves taking coats off the dead - remember his Nazi gear in "Why We Fight"?

Date: 2004-05-05 12:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] piper47.livejournal.com
Spike had Nazi gear?

I'm showing my true colors now... I got so behind on both shows that Spike could have walked around entirely naked in an episode of AtS and I never would have known. Save for the millions of people on my friends list screaming about it. LOL.

Date: 2004-05-05 12:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valarltd.livejournal.com
Interesting. I've been trying to work out how a SW vid would work to "Pancho and Lefty." Unfortunately, it lends itself to really bad amputee jokes...

but the first bit is just so Han!

Date: 2004-05-05 12:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com
See, I can see where lyrically Han would feature in to the story. He could wear his gun outside his pants for all the honest world to feel (and that lyric could be soooo freakin' sexy) I don't know that the music will work with the source though - Tatooine, for certain - yeah and I can see Han in it - but not really Luke. Not Lando. Admittedly, I'm not in the fandom and only know the movies as source - no other interpretations of the characters or anything - and I have trouble with finding songs for Sci-Fi source (unless that source is Firefly and dude - if we had a few more years of that P&L would be perfect).

Unfortunately, it lends itself to really bad amputee jokes...

Ack! And while we both can appreciate the fun in those jokes (and so many of my leading men end up with missing hands: Lex Luthor, Krycek, Lindsey - what is up with that?) Pancho and Lefty is almost a sacred text to me. There will be no mocking of Lefty. Lefty is in enough pain.

Date: 2004-05-20 08:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valarltd.livejournal.com
As is Luke. but seriously, I think your idea is better than mine.

Date: 2004-05-05 12:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grackles.livejournal.com
OMG, thank you for the brain candy. So glad I added you.
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