Brian Kinney: This Is My Life 3/?
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sisabetMore on Brian living my day - in this section, nothing happens. Well, there is a radical and drastic change in verb tense, but other than that - nothing happens. My life is not so much arc-driven, as episodic.
Brian overheard Married-with-No-Children call her dog's daycare center and felt a momentary twinge of guilt. Then he remembered that his dog was actually stressed from having to spend time with other dogs, away from home and his napping spot, so daycare would be actually be traumatic to him. Brian then wonders if this means he can spend the $120 week he is saving, by letting Sid sleep on the couch all day, on DVDs? Brian decides this makes perfect financial sense and goes home to grab lunch, some mail, and let Sid-The-$120-Week-Generating-Dog-Faced-Boy out for a potty break.
While at home, Brian makes a Turkey Salami/Bologna sandwich on wheat toast. Brian wonders why he likes Turkey ham and Turkey Sausage and practically everything that turkey can pretend to be, but not like Turkey when it is just Turkey. Brian decides that he just must not trust food that is white.
Mmmmm Zapps Potato Chips. Mmmmmm.
On the way back to the office, Brian finds himself singing "J'ai manque Mardi Gras, Je mange pas du gumbo" which is kinda funny cause the only French Brian actually knows is voulez-vous coucher avec moi?
Once in the parking lot, Brian almost trips over a cute blond teenager working for the construction crew next door. Brian never notices the kid, cause he is to busy thinking about a possible Three Stooges vid to "Milk Cow Blues."
Brian overheard Married-with-No-Children call her dog's daycare center and felt a momentary twinge of guilt. Then he remembered that his dog was actually stressed from having to spend time with other dogs, away from home and his napping spot, so daycare would be actually be traumatic to him. Brian then wonders if this means he can spend the $120 week he is saving, by letting Sid sleep on the couch all day, on DVDs? Brian decides this makes perfect financial sense and goes home to grab lunch, some mail, and let Sid-The-$120-Week-Generating-Dog-Faced-Boy out for a potty break.
While at home, Brian makes a Turkey Salami/Bologna sandwich on wheat toast. Brian wonders why he likes Turkey ham and Turkey Sausage and practically everything that turkey can pretend to be, but not like Turkey when it is just Turkey. Brian decides that he just must not trust food that is white.
Mmmmm Zapps Potato Chips. Mmmmmm.
On the way back to the office, Brian finds himself singing "J'ai manque Mardi Gras, Je mange pas du gumbo" which is kinda funny cause the only French Brian actually knows is voulez-vous coucher avec moi?
Once in the parking lot, Brian almost trips over a cute blond teenager working for the construction crew next door. Brian never notices the kid, cause he is to busy thinking about a possible Three Stooges vid to "Milk Cow Blues."
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Date: 2004-04-06 11:58 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-04-06 12:25 pm (UTC)A cute blond teenager??
Date: 2004-04-06 12:05 pm (UTC)Re: A cute blond teenager??
Date: 2004-04-06 12:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-04-06 12:14 pm (UTC)I'd say pure green, but you might not get the Blackadder reference, and then I'd have to like explain it, which would make it unfunny and pointless....
Brian needs to call me
Date: 2004-04-06 12:24 pm (UTC)Does that mean I like you or that the inherent sexiness of Brian Fucking Kinney makes anything hot?