I'll Be Your Baby Tonight

[sisabet]

I am running so late for my fabulous Weekend in the lovely Cincinnatti - but I need to post this.

Have you ever been driving, cooking, gardening, dancing at da club, or shopping at Target and suddenly you heard the perfect song for fandom X and you knew that this could be the video that changes everything and finally shuts up that snooty gal on the list you read about how your pairing makes no sense? Only - you didn't have the tech, source, time or hell - let's throw in time again - to make it?

Or

Have you ever wanted to grab a vidder by the hair and make her your bitch? What? Is that just me?

(In case you were wondering - this is the part where I whore myself out for a good cause).

I'll make the vid you want. No matter what that vid may be. Even if I have severe moral issues... yes - I will vid Spuffy to "A Groovy Kind of Love" and I will do it exactly as you want me too cause I have issues with authority and submission.

Also - it is for Vividcon.

Yes - the auction to benefit the con is up and the vidders are now on the block. We've got Lum (hehehe - look at her show some leg - that's my girl!) - We've got Roach, we've got Carol S. and Angel - we've got a million ways to entertain you. You want Stargate? We've got Stargate. You want Andromeda, Brimstone, or The X-Files? Oh boy -- have we got a vidder for you.

Yes - bid now, bid often and bid for a vid -- theoretically you could use the money to sponsor a third world child, but really -- is that kid gonna understand that Clark and Lex are destiny's bitches? Sheah, right - trust me, when you write to your sponsored child all about the twu wuv of Spike and Angel, all you get back in return is "Today in my village, we dug a well. Mother is very ill." How is that applicable?? Kids today and their screwed up priorities.

All money raised goes toward Vividcon and that, my friends (oh I just channeled a bit of Bobby Hobbes there, did you see that?) is a worthy cause. The con is very expensive to run and suprisingly cheap to attend and we want to keep it that way.

So - Go check it out - let me know what you think - and have fun cause this is all about fun. And making me kneel.

::blinks::

What?

http://www.vividcon.com/auction.cgi

Comments

[xanphibian.livejournal.com]

I have ... seven dollars and forty-two cents ... and three kids. Hey, a kid is worth more than the $25 bid that's up there for you now, right? Dammit. I SO want to have you as my vid slave. I DO.

*sobs*

[destina.livejournal.com]

I would bid on you, but the song I want and the idea I have wouldn't suit your vidding style. I mentally vidded it all already. Isn't that pathetic? It's too bad I can't pry open my brain and let people take a peek at it there. *g*

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

It's too bad I can't pry open my brain and let people take a peek at it there.

I want to do this all the time - especially since most of my mental vids involve footage that doesn't actually exist, but should.

[missmurchison.livejournal.com]

I will vid Spuffy to "A Groovy Kind of Love" and I will do it exactly as you want me too cause I have issues with authority and submission.

Is that as low as you'll sink? You know I can come up with much worse than that . . . *checks bank account balance*

I'm the high bidder right now

[missmurchison.livejournal.com]

I'm considering options. I still like that idea of a vid about Lorne to the tune of the Yanomano indians singing, "It's Not Easy Being Green." Or how do you feel about a Gunn vid to Gilbert & Sullivan? On the other hand, my latest obsession is Cary Grant. How about splicing Spike into "Arsenic and Old Lace" to "They're coming to take me away, ha ha?" Or perhaps Buffy/Angel (theirluvissopure) to something slow and sweet and classical? With lots of clips of Buffy in the wedding dress?

*Cackles evily*

Re: I'm the high bidder right now

[keswindhover.livejournal.com]

Or perhaps Buffy/Angel (theirluvissopure) to something slow and sweet and classical? With lots of clips of Buffy in the wedding dress?

Didn't Buffy want 'Wind Beneath My Wings' at her wedding? That would be lovely.

But if a certain gentleman scores this evening, sisabet will be mine not yours. Nyyah!

Re: I'm the high bidder right now

[missmurchison.livejournal.com]

But if a certain gentleman scores this evening, sisabet will be mine not yours. Nyyah!

You do realize that this could be misinterpreted by those who have not read your LJ?

And the bidding isn't over for a week. Besides, I'm getting more ideas . . .

Re: I'm the high bidder right now

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

You realize, of course, that I own "His Girl Friday" and "The Philadephia Story" among other movies and if you actually wanted a Cary Grant vid - that could happen.

To any song you wanted. Just sayin'...

Re: I'm the high bidder right now

[missmurchison.livejournal.com]

I was mostly just kidding, but I started a spikecary community, and a link to a vid would be soooo cool.

I'm glad you had a fun weekend, and I'm glad you're appeciated out there. The bidding is well-deservedly fierce!

Re: I'm the high bidder right now

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

was mostly just kidding, but I started a spikecary community, and a link to a vid would be soooo cool.

You win me and I will vid whatever you want (that I have) and I will make it the best vid I possibly can.

Bidding is still ongoing...

[sunlit5.livejournal.com]

Why are you coming to Cinti?

(it's where I am located)

Just curious.

Sun

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

Hey - I was there meeting up with an old friend who is in Columbus for the week - we picked Cincy as the mid-point for both of us.

Only there for a day, but it was relaxing and I had a blast.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_swallow/]

Oh, man. I ache to bid! I have no money, and I'm going to spend a ton of it which I don't have to go to a fannish F2F in May. But this post is so charming, and... imagine the power....

Dark Side

[cristophoros.livejournal.com]

Sisabet, you have a dark side. A dark side that I've never seen, and probably never will. It is a strange contrast. Probably much like I would imagine the life of a stripper. One day she's at the club, the next home with mom and dad. I'm sure most of the men at those places don't realize it, but strippers have parents too. And I'm sure that most don't know what their daughters do, and have rooms set aside for their children. And that room is probably pink, has a tv, and a stereo left over from high school, and a little teddy bear on the bed that was given to her when she was little.

Much like this it seems our sisabet has a darkside that aches to come out. It probably poured onto the streets of New Orleans, the she longs for each day, but here in the bible belt it is kept in check, and only shadows are allowed to escape, and I'm sure that I'll never see this side being psuedo-family, the most protected category from the dark side. And what remains is this journal.

Just making an observation. Sociologists do that once in a while. Enough of psychoanalysis for the day.

ciao,

Cristo

Re: Dark Side

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

I also like to go for the easy joke.

Re: Dark Side

[cristophoros.livejournal.com]

Now that's just plain lazy

[elke-tanzer.livejournal.com]

Alas, I cannot afford you. *pout*