Dream a Little Dream...

[sisabet]

So I went to bed with heartburn last night because I just am unable to stop myself from eating gyros. I reach the point of fullness and still I continue eating. I am powerless over the salted, spiced gyro meat product. Mmmmm, pita.

I had the strangest dream. I dreamed I had no job and following a cryptic post-it note sent to me by renenet I went to an interview that actually turned out to be the registration table at Vividcon. I was seated at table A and when I looked over I saw that heres_luck was seated next a woman I did not recognize and was apparently in disguise and wearing thick glasses. I waved and she rolled her eyes at me and then I figured out she was undercover and that is when the man sat down to interview me for a job that involved using computers to teach inner-city children about sharing. The man was both Jimmy James from "News Radio" and Milton from "Office Space" at the same time as apparently, mass can occupy the same space as other mass in my dreams.

In my dreams, I scoff at Newton. Sir Isaac, my ass!

::gives Newton a noogie::

Anyway, the interview ended and I kept looking over a h.l to see how I was doing and I really think I was gonna blow her cover because the lady beside her started to get suspicious. Then Jimmy/Milton asked me if I was ready for my presentation and I said yes because that is when I noticed the room was filled with desks. I had no idea what I was gonna do, so I walked to the front of the classroom that the registration area had morphed into and I realized I had my presentation in my hands - except I suddenly could not focus and I remembered that I had my eyes dilated before I came to the interview. So, since I felt like Willow in "Restless" and I had to wing a presentation - I decided to make it about Willow in "Restless" and I gave the title of my speech and it was really good. I can't remember what it was now - only that it impressed me - I was all - "whoa, I came up with that? I am so wicked smart."

I can't remember exactly what I said, but I do know the presentation required that I use at least three funny voices and at one point I realized that I had no idea what I was saying because I was wrapping up my conclusions in Spanish.

Then, I was seated at a desk and tzikeh IMed me on my coconut purse. She was making an "Invisible Man" vid to Bette Midler's "From A Distance" and wanted me to take a look.

I decided to reserve judgement on her song choice until I saw where she was going with the vid - although I had severe issues with using Bette Midler of any kind - and I was glad I did because her vid was freaking brilliant. It was inspired and she used these long cuts and camera pans down hallways and it worked so beautifully. I did get bit angry, because it turned out that there was a third season of I-Man that only she had access to and she used an episode that never aired that featured Darien in a wheelchair. It was FDR's wheelchair and apparently - from what I could gather in the video - Bobby was pushing the wheelchair and they were going to some kind of gathering in the Official's back yard. His back yard was also the Rose Garden from "The West Wing" and it was at this point that Leo took over the vid, but it really worked.

Then I guess I woke up. I wish I remembered the title of my presentation, but I totally remember tzikeh's "From A Distance" vid. It really was a good vid.