Fictional Luvah Meme

[sisabet]

Okay - so in talking to tzikeh, this current meme floating around, the "Top Ten Fictional Characters You'd Do" meme? Well - that just ain't enough. Cause see, there are differences in what I would do with em.

So I give you the new and improved meme: Top Thirty Fictional Characters I'd Do, and What I am Gonna Do to Them.



Top Ten Boys I'd Have a Forever Kinda Love With:

1. John Crichton
2. Thomas Magnum
3. Xander Harris
4. The Dread Pirate Westley
5. Clark Kent (but not the movie one - the real Clark)
6. Han Solo
7. Captain Mal Reynolds
8. Emmett Honeycutt (but only if I was a man) ETA: In the event that I am always a woman, I replace Emmett with Rube. No last name. Just Rube.
9. Jean Luc Picard
10. Bobby Hobbes

Top Ten Boys I Would Have a Tortured, Passionate and Fraught with Danger Affair With:

1. Angel
2. Indiana Jones
3. Darien Fawkes
4. Angel (we break up, get back together. Hey - it is my Meme!)
5. Fox Mulder. He was only going to be a one night stand but damn, I am only human.
6. Methos. Does he even have a last name? Does it matter? He places on the list solely for his performances in fanvids.
7. David Addison
8. Brian Kinney (but only if I was Justin. Shut up. I am a purist).
9. Sonny Corinthos
10. Bo Duke - seriously. I could have a tense and passionate affair with him, filled with danger and intrigue. I figured it all out when I was seven.

Top 10 Boys I'd Have as a One Night Stand and then RUN:

1. Wesley Windham-Pryce - dude is way too fucked up for me for everyday or even more than once...but I am curious
2. Lex Luthor. Same reason as number one
3. Wolverine. Third Verse same as the first
4. Agent Dale Cooper. I am sensing a pattern here.
5. Alex Krycek. Terrifies me. But sooo pretty.
6. Dr. Bruce Banner. Oh, come on. Like you never wondered?
7. Duncan MacLeod. Lum says "Run!"
8. Captain James T. Kirk. I just think he'd be really good.
9. Michael Kelso. Dude. Pretty. Nuff said.
10. Riddick. It is the eyes. Yup. I'm helpless.

Comments

[wrenlet.livejournal.com]

You are planning to see Chronicles of Riddick, yes??? Mmmmmmm.

OMG. Doing Brian as Justin... holyfuckinghell. I'll be in my bunk.

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

It would be intense, no? And yeah - I'll go see CoR

I'll be in my bunk.


Jayne almost made the one night stand list, but then got kicked when I remembered that he "doesn't kiss them on the mouth."

[wrenlet.livejournal.com]

doesn't kiss them on the mouth

Which is of course another point in favor of Being Justin.

I'm gonna fight you for Mal, though. So you know.

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

But Mal is my One (out of a pool of ten) Pure True Love.

::distracts you with Pilgrim Puppet Angel::

[boniblithe.livejournal.com]

All his space pants are belong to ME.

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

People! Pilgrim Puppet Angel here! Will no one be distracted by him.

Oh and you can have Mal's pants. Hee. He seems quite happy with naked time.

[falzalot.livejournal.com]

Hey - not EVERYBODY who sleeps with Duncan MacLeod dies!!

Just most of 'em!! :->

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

Okay - Methos and Amanda. Of whom I am neither so I RUN!

[circe-tigana.livejournal.com]

Your Methos line cracked my shit up. Rec me a vid, dude :)

And god yes. Sonny Corinthos. My love for him is so dark and tortured.

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

Rec me a vid, dude :)
Easy.

Got to http://www.triptychvids.com - apply for a password, it takes like 1 second to get it - then go under MISC and then Highlander and Download killabeez's and stoneburn's "The Ubiquitous Mr. Lovegrove"

You will die.

Then go to Lum's eyecandy site - http://kamil.slashcity.com/eyecandy/

You'll want "Touched" and "Just Like You" for sure and you might as well watch "I'm Not a Virgin Anymore" cause it has an interesting Methos angle, and in fact - well hell, go back to Carol's site and get all the other Highlander vids as well and then go back to Lum's and get the rest of her's and we will meet back here and discuss.

Ohh, I could fantasize about quite a bit of this list...

[viola69.livejournal.com]

Top Ten Boys I'd Have a Forever Kinda Love With:

1. John Crichton
2. Thomas Magnum
3. Xander Harris
4. The Dread Pirate Westley
5. Clark Kent (but not the movie one - the real Clark)
6. Han Solo
7. Captain Mal Reynolds
8. Emmett Honeycutt (but only if I was a man) ETA: In the event that I am always a woman, I replace Emmett with Rube. No last name. Just Rube.
9. Jean Luc Picard
10. Bobby Hobbes

From this list- I'd share #1 (oh, those blue eyes, that voice and the way he filled out a flight-suit), #2 (I spent 4 weeks on Oahu the summer before my Senior year of high school- staying with a cousin at My Mom's cousins's house- Mike took us on the "Magnum" tour of the island- we swam in the ocean off shore from where the exterior shots of Robin's Nest was filmed. *sigh* good times) also- #'s 4, 5, 6, & 7. Jean Luc's voice make my knees weak- but would be a passionate one-night- not a foreva love thing.

Top Ten Boys I Would Have a Tortured, Passionate and Fraught with Danger Affair With:

1. Angel
2. Indiana Jones
3. Darien Fawkes
4. Angel (we break up, get back together. Hey - it is my Meme!)
5. Fox Mulder. He was only going to be a one night stand but damn, I am only human.
6. Methos. Does he even have a last name? Does it matter? He places on the list solely for his performances in fanvids.
7. David Addison
8. Brian Kinney (but only if I was Justin. Shut up. I am a purist).
9. Sonny Corinthos
10. Bo Duke - seriously. I could have a tense and passionate affair with him, filled with danger and intrigue. I figured it all out when I was seven.

Sonny!! *swoon* Bo Duke!! *swoon* Methos!! *thud* Angel! Indy!! and wooooah! A night with Brian as Justin??!!! *orgasms&collapses*

Top 10 Boys I'd Have as a One Night Stand and then RUN:

1. Wesley Windham-Pryce - dude is way too fucked up for me for everyday or even more than once...but I am curious
2. Lex Luthor. Same reason as number one
3. Wolverine. Third Verse same as the first
4. Agent Dale Cooper. I am sensing a pattern here.
5. Alex Krycek. Terrifies me. But sooo pretty.
6. Dr. Bruce Banner. Oh, come on. Like you never wondered?
7. Duncan MacLeod. Lum says "Run!"
8. Captain James T. Kirk. I just think he'd be really good.
9. Michael Kelso. Dude. Pretty. Nuff said.
10. Riddick. It is the eyes. Yup. I'm helpless.

I'd actually move Duncan up to affair- maybe even forevaluv. And I'd throw Spike in here. Never was a big X-files watcher- so take Alex off for me... and also add Angelus. Hmmmm, must consider this all some more...

[ranalore.livejournal.com]

I'd do Justin as Brian, myself. And I'd keep doing Alex until I either didn't wake up or woke up as a puddle of alien oil.

I will fight you for John Crichton. Unless you're Aeryn, in which case I will throw him at you to distract you and run like hell in the other direction.

[sweptawaybayou.livejournal.com]

*loves this*

I'm still laughing. . .

But Wolvie for just a one nighter? No way. That boy would be tied up for a long, long time.

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

My one-nighters are all guys that either scare me or I find only physically appealing. Oh - and there are a few I am just plain curious about (dude! The HULK!) - Wolverine has waaaaay to many issues, but gah - I'd kick myself for passing up the opportunity. The trick is to leave before he falls asleep. You should be safe then...

[coiledsoul.livejournal.com]

Dude, I can argue with absolutely none of the choices that I'm familiar with. (I don't watch Highlander.) I think I'd fight you for Chrighton too. Do you remember back in the mid 90s when Brenda and Sonny were first brought together and she had the "erotic" dream about Sonny coming to her as a vampire and she lets him bite because she "wants to let him." ::DEAD:: I haven't watched soaps in years, but I will still stop on ABC every once in a while just to get a fix.

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

Everyone wants my astronaut. Sigh.

[lumenara.livejournal.com]

*maniacal giggling*

Because someone should damn well say it: I'll fight you for Xander!

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

And I will take you on because he is soooo worth fighting for.

[luminosity]

See, I don't want any one night stands. They're just fraught with potential for regret. However, I'd bend a few rules, just for academic reasons.

I already have TwoWuv4eva for Angel and Duncan. (Of course, you knew that already) BUT? They'd probably end up being the big one nighter because I'd be dead afterwards. Angel'd lose his soul (because I'm just that good), and Duncan would have to kill me, or one of his enemies would, or I'd get hit by a taxi as soon as I stepped off the barge.

But dem's de chances ya take, right?

[luminosity]

PS. Now, you see, I'd like to do Mulder, but canonically, *nobody* does Mulder the way Mulder does Mulder.

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

Very True - you would be competing against - well - him. Maybe this is a situation where you just sit back and watch? Cause, that has got to be a show.

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

Well my forever kinda love is guys I can see me being happy with in a domestic environment. I'd come home and they would be there in a little apron, cooking me dinner and the dog would be walked and yeah - that would be nice. With those guys (and as I was telling tzikeh last night - it is not about whether or not these guys *want* to be my houseboy/husband/love-slave - it is about what I want from them. So Angel - I don't want any domesticity from him. I want passion and intrigue and just - well, Angel stuff. I don't think he would be in danger of losing his soul, not because I am not good - but because, well...I can be annoying like Spike. And I will be sure to you know - keep him from getting *too* happy cause I am all careful like that. But that doesn't mean I want him to move in and us to start spending weekends together at Home Depot. That would be a waste of a perfectly good Angel. But Xander, yeah - I'd like to got to do home improvement projects with him - in theory.

Now all of the One Night Stands are fellas that I am either terrified of (like Krycek or Wolverine) or I am just interested in physically (like Kelso and Kirk) or I am just curious about (The HULK!).

[luminosity]

I think I'm right on in describing Duncan AND Angel as TwoWuv4Eva because it's all pain there, but it's worth it for the sex and conversation--not at the same time, of course. I don't want to have a happy little picket fence existence. I have one of those now, and I love it, but I don't need *two* TwuWuvs fucking it up domestically. The fact that *I* am annoying is just icing on the cake, but I don't think I'd be annoying enough to save Angel's soul--only annoying enough to piss him off.

I harbor no Hulk! curiosity; however? I'd like to see The Thing without any clothes on. Can a creature made of rocks *get* any harder?

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

My main curiosity about The Hulk is really Bruce related: how excited does he have to get before he morphs? Is it just Anger? Cause I think it may be more adrenalin based. I seem to remember him morphing out just due to fires and convience than always only when angry - unless he just really hates *fire*

And I am not touching movieverse Hulk with a 10 foot pole.

[luminosity]

Apropos of nothing, your icon is dancing in time with my vid song! This could be a sign!

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

Is this the vid song that I think it is? Or is this a new one? Or old one? Or is this a "Previously on Luminosity..." song?

That song I sent you the other night? Do you think it could be about Xander?

[luminosity]

Nope, New Radicals. It's now on the pre-opening-Premiere audio loop. It's going down for the count...

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[truthseekersara.livejournal.com]

Is having to give up your alien baby to a farming couple in the Midwest worth the one-night stand with Mulder?