GIP!

Oct. 7th, 2003 10:06 am
sisabet: (Spank by kitkatbyte)
[personal profile] sisabet
Just cause I heart [livejournal.com profile] kitkatbyte and I cannot get enough of this icon. This icon is happiness in icon form. Maybe I should make it say that? Happiness in icon form.

I feel strangely cheerful today - possibly even chipper. If I was a squirrel I may even be described as bushy-tailed. And, apparently I am not a squirrel, but a pervert and that phrase just stirred up a mental image that I shan't erase because almost anyone reading this is a big ole perv as well and will appreciate said imagery. So there.

Today is October 7, and while I may be, and I am, stating the obvious here - I just want to let everyone know that today is October 7 and while I didn't really get my October 6th, I did get the 7th. If that makes any sense at all.

Speaking of stating the obvious - last night I got lessons in picking up guys from [livejournal.com profile] drdawn - wisdom she has never shared with me before. She says boys are suckers for stating the obvious - her most successful lines to date are: "You are really tall." and "You have the best ass in the gym."

Apparently Dawn is also learning that she needs to work on communicating with me. When I got home from work she was talking about these nurses she works with going to the Dame to see some chick play. She never once mentioned that she was going - I asked a couple of times who was playing - she wasn't really sure. I laid down on the couch and went to sleep and she woke me when she came home. I didn't even know she was going out! And this "some chick" playing was Alison Moorer! Alison-fucking-I don't-need-no-stinking-vocal-correction-effects-on-my-CD-bitch!-Moorer.

I screeched at Dawn. I pointed out that during the last four weeks and I had brought up Alison Moorer as a subject of conversation at least 4 times. Oh, yeah - Dawn thought she had heard of her, wasn't she on the last [livejournal.com profile] heres_luck CD? Well - she was very good. Dawn can see why I like her. And cover was only five bucks. I should have gone.

I'd kill her but then I'd have to pack up all my stuff and move again. She is very lucky I am so very lazy.

Date: 2003-10-07 07:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flowery-twat.livejournal.com
while I didn't really get my October 6th, I did get the 7th.

Hurrah for October 7th.
I'm so glad. I was really heartbroken to hear you having such a miserable time of it yesterday - didn't know what to say, but thought good thoughts in your direction.

Hurrah for laziness as an antidote to murder. I hear jail kind of sucks.

And, um, your icon, really doesn't need any text. The happiness comes through loud and clear.

Date: 2003-10-07 08:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com
Thank you so much.

Yes! The joy just shines right through. Smack -Joy! Smack -Joy!

I could watch all day.

Date: 2003-10-07 09:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] caille.livejournal.com
You are adorable. You have the best ass on the internet.

You missed Alison Moorer because Dawn....oh, that's just too much. Dr. Dawn, I stand here scowling, hands on hips, maryjane tapping the floor.

I love her voice. It's so smoky and alto, and how do you know about the "no vocal correction" thing? I wish Dawn has asked me, too.

Date: 2003-10-07 09:59 am (UTC)
heresluck: (music)
From: [personal profile] heresluck
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaugh! You missed a chance to see Allison Moorer? Dawn's in BIG trouble.

:: growl ::

Date: 2003-10-07 10:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com
how do you know about the "no vocal correction" thing?

It says so right on some of her CDs - instead of a parental advisory sticker it has a no vocal enhancement sticker. And I pointed this out not once but at least twice in the past few weeks alone to Dawn. Not to mention a conversation about Lyle Lovett we had last week where I mentioned Alison Moorer and then a few weeks ago I discussed Deanna Carter vrs Alison Moorer. She should have kept up.

*joins you in scowling at Dawn*

Date: 2003-10-07 10:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com
See - I knew you would understand.

I don't think Dawn feels any remorse at all, though. I don't know if it is even possible for Dawn to feel remorse, but she sure doesn't care that I missed this show.

I take comfort that at least it was not Lucinda Williams. Then I would really have to kill her. Or at least cut her hair while she sleeps.

Another Wonderfully Hypnotic Icon!!

Date: 2003-10-07 11:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] viola69.livejournal.com
& Alison Moorer?!! Your sister didn't give you ample notice that you could have seen her live?? My sister would be... in serious trouble & possible physical pain if she did such a thing to me. ;-)

Re: Another Wonderfully Hypnotic Icon!!

Date: 2003-10-07 12:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com
Really, I would advocate something painful and evil be done to her - but we have recently discovered what with the braces and the addiction to the gym, that Dawn actually kind of likes pain. So instead I am *not* picking up her child from football practice tonight and Dawn can just be late for her 6pm spin class.

Ohhh, Good plan!!

Date: 2003-10-07 12:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] viola69.livejournal.com
*Deny* her pain!!
Ok, must tear myself away from your hypnotic icons & soundczech's latest QAF short to leave my apartment & work or do something. & 29 hours till the Smallville/Angel double-slash-double-feature!

Date: 2003-10-07 01:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com
*looks at icon* So this is QaF. Hmmm. Still like Angel better.

Understandable. I started watching with Angel as Brian and Wes as Mike (which so does not work at all after ep 3, btw) and Spike as Justin (which really doesn't work after ep 3 either).

So just pretend that is Angel up there.


And thanks for being so sweet.

a soft place (for Dawn) to fall

Date: 2003-10-08 12:38 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Undercover Brother here. Still unlicensed.

I just wanted to point out that the whole sister conflict between you and Dawn strikes me as very Alison Moorer and Shelby Lynne. Let's hope it doesn't reach the point where you can't talk to people about her.

Side note: what the hell does GIP!!! mean? I see it all the time and I have no idea what it stands for. Well, almost no idea:

God In Progress
Great In Parties
Gold Ingot Prize
Gaseous Intestinal Person
Greek Isles Patron
Gift Idea Police
Ghost In Passageway
George Is President
German Intellectual Property
Guitar In "Panama"
General Idiocy Prevails
Gum Inside People
Green Ink Pad
Greasy Irish Potatoes
Gellin' In Poolside
Grand Indian Pedigree (ahem...)
Glorious If Practical
Give It Pleasure
Grooved Ice Pick
Glandular Isometric Perplexity
Gray Is Packing

If none of these apply, at least use them toward potential band names.

UB

Re: a soft place (for Dawn) to fall

Date: 2003-10-08 06:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com
Grand Indian Pedigree (ahem...) et al...

Gay In Parts!!

Oh lord I snorted Diet Coke up my nose!
GIP= Gratuitous Icon Post - ie you really have nothing to say at all about anything, but look at the pretty new icon!

As far as the unlicensing thing-a-ma-do goes; well its just highly over-rated and you'll do it in February. I have high confidence in you. Until then, just don't take any jobs that use White Bengal Tigers - even if it looks like a great career opportunity.

I just wanted to point out that the whole sister conflict between you and Dawn strikes me as very Alison Moorer and Shelby Lynne. Let's hope it doesn't reach the point where you can't talk to people about her.

Ohhh - well Dawn is sooo Shelby Lynne. Just sayin'.

And if I didn't talk about Dawn that would cut down on like 85% of my blogs - so no go there.

Re: a soft place (for Dawn) to fall

Date: 2003-10-08 08:56 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Undercover Brother here, twice in one thread.

Gay In Parts!!

Gale Is Precious!! Jeez, what am I saying? I don't even know the guy.

Oh lord I snorted Diet Coke up my nose!

Guessing It's Painful?

GIP= Gratuitous Icon Post - ie you really have nothing to say at all about anything, but look at the pretty new icon!

Ah. That explains why the GIP entries are usually text free.

As far as the unlicensing thing-a-ma-do goes; well its just highly over-rated and you'll do it in February. I have high confidence in you. Until then, just don't take any jobs that use White Bengal Tigers - even if it looks like a great career opportunity.

Gash In Pharynx. So much for my dream of becoming an albino animal defender -- maybe I can become an albino prosecutor, like that guy on "Boomtown."

Ohhh - well Dawn is sooo Shelby Lynne. Just sayin'.

I AM DR. DAWN, eh? She'd appreciate that.

UB
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