I Did A Meme!!

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Gakked from valereix as all good things are.

Cut for kindness - the three things Meme. Meme's are hard, yo.



THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
[01] Heights
[02] all bugs except for granddaddy-long-legs. They can live. I grant them dispensation. and yes I know they are actually spiders. Spiders are bugs to me.
[03] commitment. It took me two years to get a cell phone because of the contract.

THREE PEOPLE WHO MAKE ME LAUGH:
[01] Cappy
[02] Valerie
[03] I crack myself up. It's a thing about me and my head and the constant internal conversation.

THREE THINGS I LOVE:

I don't believe in love. I believe in fucking.**

**ETA Mom! It is a joke - see there is this character on this show that says...oh forget it. Yep. I believe in fucking. Sigh.


THREE THINGS I DON’T LIKE:
[01] Unsafe drivers
[02] Tom Hanks
[03] Bugs (it is a serious thing with me. Seriously, don't fuck with the bugs)

THREE THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND:
[01] Why Daryl Hannah is more famous than Gale Harold
[02] How Lithium works
[03] What those things on my legs are? splotches? hives? lyme disease?

THREE THINGS ON MY DESK:
(this is at work)
[01] A Ledger (ya'll I die inside a little each day)
[02] jar of thumbtacks
[03] sharpies, lots of sharpies

THREE THINGS I'M DOING RIGHT NOW:
[01] sitting in the white wicker rocker in front of the PC
[02] helping Dawn pick out what she will wear on her second date with the twink
[03] trying to analyze: if Angel is Dr. Dre and Wes is Snoop, then is Spike Eminem? Who the fuck is Tupac? Lindsey? Cause it sure as hell ain't Doyle. Or is it?

THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE:
[01] get a Television Series Production Deal with Showtime or HBO or some other channel where my characters can say "fuck" a lot and show their boobies.
[02] become independently wealthy
[03] vote for a winning Presidential candidate

THREE THINGS I CAN DO:
[01] cross my eyes and then move each eye independently of the other - often in time to music
[02] funnel a beer
[03] free-associate

THREE THINGS I CAN'T DO:
[01] dance
[02] touch my toes while my legs are extended completely straight
[03] flirt intentionally

THREE WAYS TO DESCRIBE MY PERSONALITY:
[01] avoidant (I took this test, see...)
[02] analytical
[03] sleepy

THREE THINGS I THINK YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO:
[01] Willie Nelson
[02] Southern Culture on the Skids (at least "Dirt Track Date")
[03] your mother, you are gorgeous. And you should eat more, you are getting too thin.

THREE THINGS I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO EVER:
[01] Toby Keith
[02] Jerry Falwell
[03] the hampster dance song. Just. Let. It. Die.

THREE THINGS I SAY THE MOST:
[01] "[full name], Blahdiddy blahdiddy Insurance, how can I help you?

[02] "Brian and Justin have the most beautiful love ever." Actually this is valereix's #3. I tend to say: "BrianandJustin: Theirloveispureandtrue!" very fast, while making emphatic hand gestures.

[03] "What have you done with your life that's so great, Raaaabbit?" Sometimes I say, "I help the helpless" or "I'm Batman" - I consider all of these answers to be essentially the same in my mind and equally interchangable so I do not feel I have exceeded the meme-defined limits.

THREE OF YOUR ABSOLUTE FAVORITE FOODS:
[01] guacomole
[02] dragon or pikachu roll
[03] chocolate chocolate chip cookies

THREE THINGS YOU'D LIKE TO LEARN:
[01] how to vid better. This looks weird. I think I phrased that wrong.
[02] how to bend other's will with the power of my mind
[03] how to stay awake

THREE BEVERAGES YOU DRINK REGULARLY:
[01] coffee
[02] Diet Mt Dew
[03] Pete's Wicked Ale. This week.

THREE SHOWS YOU WATCHED WHEN YOU WERE A KID:
[01] The Love-Boat (especially if Menudo was on)
[02] The Bionic Woman
[03] Different Strokes (Now, the world don't move to the beat of just one drum...)