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So tonight at dinner [livejournal.com profile] drdawn informs me and Cappy that she has yet another date tonight. Not with the Frenchman - no, that is tomorrow. Tonight the guy coming over is a dude she met at The Atomic Cafe this weekend. At some point she mentions that he is twenty.

Me: He is not twenty.

Dawn and Cappy laugh.

Me: He's twenty?

Dawn: Well, I didn't know it at the time. I mean he was in a bar so I assumed he was at least twenty-one.

I look at Dawn. Take a bite of dragon roll. Wait a beat.

Me: So what time is the twink coming over?

Later on Dawn starts freaking out because she can't find her license.

Me: Don't worry - ya'll can't go anywhere he might be carded anyway.

Dawn: Shut up. I'm glad you find this entertaining.

Me: Oh it is highly entertaining in that trashy, Jenny Jones sorta way. Don't think for a second that the twink is gonna sit around and drink my beer tonight. That would be contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

Cue gales of laughter from me and Cappy.

Me: Oh - I bought some root beer in the bottle for Cappy today. He can drink that!

He thinks Dawn is 28. That makes me 25. I can live with that.
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