sisabet

So - in the midst of trying to get permission from someone in chat to let me drink coffee tomorrow - and yes, I know I am in my thirties and I don't actually need permission to drink coffee but I do and if you don't get that, then you don't get me, and that is fine, actually. I don't get a lot of people. But I haven't had any coffee in 8 days and it is killing me and also? My friends are VERY BAD PEOPLE and you shall soon see why:

sisabet: she never actually said totally NO coffee
sisabet: I think it was in an avoidy sense

just_eunice: it sounds strongly implied
sisabet: and I have been avoiding it

renenet: do you do anything in moderation?
sisabet: I have totally avoided - we haven't even crossed paths

vagabondage: Renenet... hee! good question
sisabet: like - I know that coffee goes to the gym at a certain time and the grocery after and I totally have not even stalked
sisabet: moderwhation?
zen: LOL
sisabet: oh oh oh!!
sisabet: AND YOU
sisabet: ALL OF YOU
renenet: you are just trying to lull coffee into a false sense of security so it doesn't go for the restraining order
sisabet: YOU ARE ALL VERY VERY BAD PEOPLE!

tzikeh why?
* sisabet is very stern
eunice: what the hell did we do?
renenet: why? what? who?
sisabet: There was Atlantis Team Sex fic - I got that
renenet: eunice, what didn't we do?
sisabet: I picked up on that
sisabet: BUT NO ONE TOLD ME IT HAPPENED IN A CAVE IN!!!!
renenet: oh, I forgot
eunice: I think I missed this one
* sisabet gasps
zen: not my fandom!
renenet: I thought of you, but you weren't reading then
sisabet: CAVE IN
sisabet: TEAM SEX
eunice: group sex in a cave in is not your fandom zen?
eunice: that's so SAD
sisabet: Teyla got her freak on
zen: lol
sisabet: Ronon was licking things
eunice: I totally missed this
renenet: actually, I don't know if I have read this
sisabet: They had to have an orgy because Rodney was distressed
eunice: dear god...where is the LINK
* sisabet is sad and ashamed
renenet: omg, you have no idea where that story came from, do you?
eunice: we belong to a fandom wherein you can get confused when asking "which orgy fic now?" there is no shame left
sisabet: it was Basingstoke - hang on
* Pipsqueak pops in
* Pipsqueak reads up

pipsqueaky: oh, Liz.
sisabet: also I am posting this
* Pipsqueak pets
Pipsqueak: is your head still in one piece?
sisabet: cause people need to know my PAIN

And the story - BECAUSE I AM NOT EVIL. I AM HERE TO TELL Y'ALL ALL ABOUT THIS STORY:

::testifies::

http://www.ravenswing.com/~bas/slash/noreally.html