Half-Assed Meme

I'm distressed and concerned about the state of sockkpuppett, so various posts I had planned about The Driveby Truckers and how their song "Putting People on the Moon" should be required listening for the Democratic National Committee, questions about writing processes, bitching about my funky use of dissolves in past vids, and new site squeeing - none of it is gelling.

So, I'm inventing a meme - I call it the 50% or Half-Assed Meme:

John Sheppard is Darien Fawkes at 50% Power.

My stomach acid levels are at 50% because I have to get my picture taken tomorrow. I risked increasing them by another 50% when I complained that I don't think B&W is the way to go for me and mom just scheduled another sitting. I take back my thoughts that my coloring was my best feature. It is soooo not. Black and White is classy and cool and I totally remembered to buy a black turtleneck today (mainly cause I got feedback on Weeping Willow and as a result watched the vid again and went "Oh, yeah - I have to buy a turtleneck").

My gas tank is half full. Some might say it is half empty. They would also be correct.

Chances of me finishing any given project? About 1 in 2.

Who is my favorite Curtis Jackson? 50.

I had more but I forgot them. Chances of me remembering something important? Actually way less than half.