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Vidding Crunch Time! Now with Pirates!
Jul. 1st, 2005 10:36 amWe are down to the wire. OMG!
::hyperventilates::
This is July 1st. OMG. Vividcon Deadline is in 10 days. We can do this. I think.
Oh, crap.
::hyperventilates more::
I have 6 seconds of black space in one vid and 10 seconds in another and neither are beta'd and and and...
::passes out::
If you *see* me online and I do not have premiere open, please shlep me with a fish. Seriously. Do not let me goof off. And I will try to goof off. I will. I will sit and want to talk to you all about this historical AU I want you to write where Clark is a French Trapper with a BIG secret and Lex is a disreputable aristrocrat on the run from his past and they meet in the New World and FIGHT CRIME, er no - DRAW MAPS!
Cause I need to read that soon. Just sayin'.
Or if someone could write a story where Fraser is an archeologist who goes on these wild adventures - kinda a Benton Fraser and the Raiders of the Lost Ark only... I don't know - Canadian - I'd appreciate it.
And if all of the above could be wildly out of character and rather cracktastic that would be the BEST THING IN THE WORLD.
Because I am losing my mind and need something really, extremely special in the real special sense to keep me focused on the fact that Stark? Stark is freaking nuts. And that is all I got for my vid. Stark is crazy and yet John can still Out Crazy him when he really sets his mind to it. And they both carry their prisons with them at all times. They are like Hermit Crabs with the prisons. And this makes me wonder if I should fill in the blank six seconds with Dr. Zoidberg.
And freedom? That's just another word for nothing left to lose.
AND? I *have* to fill in and figure out this Stark/John thing cause if I don't, I won't be able to finish the Angel Collaboration with Flo even though all I have to do right now to have a completed draft is stick shit in a box. I can do that. But I fear the beta on both of these vids will burn. Don't tell![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
renenet (she's out of town, we can talk about it now). Normally it takes me a good month to process beta. I'll have to do this in a day. Or Flo will. Well, I'll have to deal with it for John and Stark alone. Damn.
::starts to hyperventillate again::
See? I need crack!fic. But not *bad* fic (trust me -tzikeh almost destroyed MY SOUL with the bad fic last night). I need the Lord King Bad Vid fic equivalent. You know - you are reading it and you are just amazed that they are going there and amazed that you are still reading and before you know it, it is 2 am and you've filled in 30 seconds on your timeline cause this crack!fic has gotten you loosened up enough to just stop thinking it to death and let your subconscious figure out what goes there and that is so very very cool.
Like cheetos. I want fic cheetos. And pirates!
::hyperventilates::
This is July 1st. OMG. Vividcon Deadline is in 10 days. We can do this. I think.
Oh, crap.
::hyperventilates more::
I have 6 seconds of black space in one vid and 10 seconds in another and neither are beta'd and and and...
::passes out::
If you *see* me online and I do not have premiere open, please shlep me with a fish. Seriously. Do not let me goof off. And I will try to goof off. I will. I will sit and want to talk to you all about this historical AU I want you to write where Clark is a French Trapper with a BIG secret and Lex is a disreputable aristrocrat on the run from his past and they meet in the New World and FIGHT CRIME, er no - DRAW MAPS!
Cause I need to read that soon. Just sayin'.
Or if someone could write a story where Fraser is an archeologist who goes on these wild adventures - kinda a Benton Fraser and the Raiders of the Lost Ark only... I don't know - Canadian - I'd appreciate it.
And if all of the above could be wildly out of character and rather cracktastic that would be the BEST THING IN THE WORLD.
Because I am losing my mind and need something really, extremely special in the real special sense to keep me focused on the fact that Stark? Stark is freaking nuts. And that is all I got for my vid. Stark is crazy and yet John can still Out Crazy him when he really sets his mind to it. And they both carry their prisons with them at all times. They are like Hermit Crabs with the prisons. And this makes me wonder if I should fill in the blank six seconds with Dr. Zoidberg.
And freedom? That's just another word for nothing left to lose.
AND? I *have* to fill in and figure out this Stark/John thing cause if I don't, I won't be able to finish the Angel Collaboration with Flo even though all I have to do right now to have a completed draft is stick shit in a box. I can do that. But I fear the beta on both of these vids will burn. Don't tell
renenet (she's out of town, we can talk about it now). Normally it takes me a good month to process beta. I'll have to do this in a day. Or Flo will. Well, I'll have to deal with it for John and Stark alone. Damn. ::starts to hyperventillate again::
See? I need crack!fic. But not *bad* fic (trust me -
tzikeh almost destroyed MY SOUL with the bad fic last night). I need the Lord King Bad Vid fic equivalent. You know - you are reading it and you are just amazed that they are going there and amazed that you are still reading and before you know it, it is 2 am and you've filled in 30 seconds on your timeline cause this crack!fic has gotten you loosened up enough to just stop thinking it to death and let your subconscious figure out what goes there and that is so very very cool. Like cheetos. I want fic cheetos. And pirates!
