Bad Mood - Apology In Advance

When do the Smallville Season 3 DVDs come out?? Is there any way we can, like, hurry that along?

So - vacations are still all cancelled - but they aren't giving us anything else to do (cause then they would have to pay us). So we are just sitting around, doing what we normally do and no one can make plans. Today was the day we all had to do our Engagement Survey.

Heh heh.

I was going to give high marks - I am an accentuate the positive type person. But then, the VP sent out this mass emailing detailing all the lovely perks they give us, the lowly employees.

You see - I did not know that Hawaiian Shirt Day was part of my benefits package. Well, golly gee - You mean we get to have a HAWAIIAN SHIRT DAY??? This changes everything!

Fuck off, fuckers. I need a day off.

Drugs Are Good, Mmmkay. Also Big Ass Spoiler for Vanilla Sky.

So I'm reading my Flist and the lovely and wonderous elynross is linking to these news stories about this English dude dressed up as Batman breaking into palace grounds and protesting for father's rights. Or something.

Well - it reminded me of my dream the other night and I know that some of you are already groaning "No one cares about anyone else's dreams unless they are in it" and to that I respond - wait a minute - it gets porny.

I'm also reminded of the time I stalked Batman at a costume party but that is off the subject (some of ya'll have seen the pictures or know where Dawn posted them - it's me with a black wig and devil horns and Kid Rock and this slutty soldier girl - if you know where those are - holler at me. Oh, and in one I am spanking a sailor. My mother is so proud - I asked for that one to be on our Christmas Cards).

So - to get into my dream you have to remember that I took a muscle relaxer the other night (and I am such a freaking lightweight on anything at all) - so even when I woke up, I was still fairly groggy. Also - man -okay. So I dreamed that I had purchased Nightwing #97. I haven't yet (don't spoil) - but in my dream it was just sitting right beside the loveseat waiting to be read.

And dude! There was PRISON SEX!!! I remember being *shocked!* and I kept reading the prison sex part over and over again and it never changed - the panels all stayed the same and it was only on 2 pages and the rest of the time it was about getting Dick outta lockup, and it was all In Prison, Doing Prison Stuff, Prison Sex, Getting outta jail - it happened and then it was over and no mention of it anywhere else in the issue.

So then I wake up and go to make coffee and wander over to the computer and I'm fitzing around with PS and I remember that I read Nightwing and there was Prison Sex and so I actually get up and start looking for the issue. It took me a good half hour and two cups of coffee to realize it was a dream.

Then I felt this sense of loss - I had something great and wonderful and I found out it was just a dream and never really existed at all. I was Tom Cruise realizing his life was nothing more than a Bob Dylan album cover. If I wasn't so afraid of heights I would have jumped off that building with Penelope Cruz cheering. OR I coulda just dangled her over the side for fun. She can't weigh over sixty pounds. I could dangle her.

So what I have learned: Combining photoshop with flexeril can lead to interesting avenues for Dick Grayson that are not currently being explored by DC.

Also - it was SOO REEEEAALL.

I wonder if Angel did another mindwipe? Is this how Wes felt?

Drugs Are Good, Mmmkay. Also Big Ass Spoiler for Vanilla Sky.

So I'm reading my Flist and the lovely and wonderous elynross is linking to these news stories about this English dude dressed up as Batman breaking into palace grounds and protesting for father's rights. Or something.

Well - it reminded me of my dream the other night and I know that some of you are already groaning "No one cares about anyone else's dreams unless they are in it" and to that I respond - wait a minute - it gets porny.

I'm also reminded of the time I stalked Batman at a costume party but that is off the subject (some of ya'll have seen the pictures or know where Dawn posted them - it's me with a black wig and devil horns and Kid Rock and this slutty soldier girl - if you know where those are - holler at me. Oh, and in one I am spanking a sailor. My mother is so proud - I asked for that one to be on our Christmas Cards).

So - to get into my dream you have to remember that I took a muscle relaxer the other night (and I am such a freaking lightweight on anything at all) - so even when I woke up, I was still fairly groggy. Also - man -okay. So I dreamed that I had purchased Nightwing #97. I haven't yet (don't spoil) - but in my dream it was just sitting right beside the loveseat waiting to be read.

And dude! There was PRISON SEX!!! I remember being *shocked!* and I kept reading the prison sex part over and over again and it never changed - the panels all stayed the same and it was only on 2 pages and the rest of the time it was about getting Dick outta lockup, and it was all In Prison, Doing Prison Stuff, Prison Sex, Getting outta jail - it happened and then it was over and no mention of it anywhere else in the issue.

So then I wake up and go to make coffee and wander over to the computer and I'm fitzing around with PS and I remember that I read Nightwing and there was Prison Sex and so I actually get up and start looking for the issue. It took me a good half hour and two cups of coffee to realize it was a dream.

Then I felt this sense of loss - I had something great and wonderful and I found out it was just a dream and never really existed at all. I was Tom Cruise realizing his life was nothing more than a Bob Dylan album cover. If I wasn't so afraid of heights I would have jumped off that building with Penelope Cruz cheering. OR I coulda just dangled her over the side for fun. She can't weigh over sixty pounds. I could dangle her.

So what I have learned: Combining photoshop with flexeril can lead to interesting avenues for Dick Grayson that are not currently being explored by DC.

Also - it was SOO REEEEAALL.

I wonder if Angel did another mindwipe? Is this how Wes felt?