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sisabetThis is an ongoing attempt to educate the public at large about the highs, the lows, the joy and the pain of a television series known as "The Invisible Man" - I am but here to serve.
Part 1: The Most Important Thing to Know about "The Invisible Man".
Part 2: A Completely Shallow Look at Darien Fawkes.
Eberts: It is therefore very important that you carry on as if everything is normal.
Darien: Yeah, well I start hanging out with Hobbes and normal goes right out the window.
Bobby: Ain't that the truth.
Let's talk about Bobby Hobbes or as he is known round these parts (and in Bobby's head): bobbyhobbes!
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This is Bobby Hobbes. Trust me when I tell you that you will want him.
Bobby Hobbes is working for The Agency in a last ditch stop before career meltdown. He is former FBI, former CIA, former NSA, Gulf War vet and a host of other stuff we aren't classified to know and he is now a total professional joke. The dudes at the Bureau call him Lithium Bob and he knows all about it.
He is also obnoxius, a tad bit sleazy, bald, short, ETA paranoid, emotionally unstable, bipolar with a touch of ADD and refers to himself in the third person and you - yes, you, my friend - will be overcome with lust for him.
Take a moment to process. I'll wait.
Don't believe me? That is fine. Understandable even. Perhaps Bobby is not your physical type? Maybe even he looks like your dentist.
He is not your dentist.
Trust me - I am Queen of the Shallow. I rule the Shallow Underworld with a glitter-encrusted fist and I am here to assure you... Bobby Hobbes is one hot, compact number. He is also a damned good agent. Well. To be fair, he is now a damned good agent and we didn't really know him before the current meds combo he is on - but I think the reason he was kicked from so many prior spy gigs is more due to his interpersonal skills than his ability as an operative.
See, Bobby does not play well with others. Perhaps it is because of his virile, masculine charms?
I mean, he can't help it. Don't hate him because he is Bobby Hobbes and makes you weak at the knees.
Darien: What is it with you and the ladies?
Bobby: It’s amazing, isn’t it?
It really, really is.
BOBBYHOBBES!!!
If you would like to learn more about Bobby and perhaps see him in action - please check out Margie's vid
Speedracer. And remember to leave feedback because that is what bobbyhobbes would do. Dude, he would love that vid so so much.
Sniff.
And now I leave you with the immortal words of one dead sexy secret agent:
That's freedom, my friend. The right to shut up and do as you're told. You don't like it? Move to Russia.
Next up: When Bobby Met Darien: Teh Cute
Part 1: The Most Important Thing to Know about "The Invisible Man".
Part 2: A Completely Shallow Look at Darien Fawkes.
Eberts: It is therefore very important that you carry on as if everything is normal.
Darien: Yeah, well I start hanging out with Hobbes and normal goes right out the window.
Bobby: Ain't that the truth.
Let's talk about Bobby Hobbes or as he is known round these parts (and in Bobby's head): bobbyhobbes!
Cutting for bandwidth
This is Bobby Hobbes. Trust me when I tell you that you will want him.
Bobby Hobbes is working for The Agency in a last ditch stop before career meltdown. He is former FBI, former CIA, former NSA, Gulf War vet and a host of other stuff we aren't classified to know and he is now a total professional joke. The dudes at the Bureau call him Lithium Bob and he knows all about it.
He is also obnoxius, a tad bit sleazy, bald, short, ETA paranoid, emotionally unstable, bipolar with a touch of ADD and refers to himself in the third person and you - yes, you, my friend - will be overcome with lust for him.
Take a moment to process. I'll wait.
Don't believe me? That is fine. Understandable even. Perhaps Bobby is not your physical type? Maybe even he looks like your dentist.
He is not your dentist.
Trust me - I am Queen of the Shallow. I rule the Shallow Underworld with a glitter-encrusted fist and I am here to assure you... Bobby Hobbes is one hot, compact number. He is also a damned good agent. Well. To be fair, he is now a damned good agent and we didn't really know him before the current meds combo he is on - but I think the reason he was kicked from so many prior spy gigs is more due to his interpersonal skills than his ability as an operative.
See, Bobby does not play well with others. Perhaps it is because of his virile, masculine charms?
I mean, he can't help it. Don't hate him because he is Bobby Hobbes and makes you weak at the knees.
Darien: What is it with you and the ladies?
Bobby: It’s amazing, isn’t it?
It really, really is.
BOBBYHOBBES!!!
If you would like to learn more about Bobby and perhaps see him in action - please check out Margie's vid
Speedracer. And remember to leave feedback because that is what bobbyhobbes would do. Dude, he would love that vid so so much.
Sniff.
And now I leave you with the immortal words of one dead sexy secret agent:
That's freedom, my friend. The right to shut up and do as you're told. You don't like it? Move to Russia.
Next up: When Bobby Met Darien: Teh Cute
