What Do You Do With a B.A. in English?
Nov. 9th, 2004 12:48 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sisabetIt stands to reason that I would get so excited about "Avenue Q" that I would leave my suitcase in another state.
On the bright side - when it comes time to have the "Wiseguy" marathon, I'm already packed and my stuff arrived before me.
Things I Learned this Weekend:
Killa and I are perfect drinking buddies, but should not be left unattended at a candy counter.
Surprise renenet is almost my favorite renenet, closely bested by sleepy, rambling renenet and any renenet that you can have for an extended period of time. Suprise renenet, however - is awfully damn good.
Broccoli is not just a vegetable, it is also a marital aid. Or Measure.
I never tire of discussing Bobby Hobbes.
I never tire of discussing cave-ins.
If you are trapped in a cave in complete darkness for over a week, you will go blind. This information is courtesy of Snoo.
You should write about that. Include Bobby Hobbes, please. Also - Darien is going Q-mad.
The girl scout manual was designed to horrify you about ways that bones could break. The boy scout manual was designed to horrify you about masterbation. I think the two are related but that was as far as my brain got before the margaritas hit it. Also, it is possible that you go blind in a cave in because of the constant masterbation. Again - margaritas met brain and then I found out that Jim and Blair merged spirit animals that one time at band camp and I dispaired of any of my fandoms ever matching that level of gay.
If you fall asleep all nestled snug while watching "Wild Wild West" chances are the next time you open your eyes it will be to a gratuitous ass shot. It is like a permanant Christmas Eve.
Seriously, Spirit Animals Unite! Beat that, Smallville.
I thought I was reading too many comic books. Now I find that I am just not reading *enough*
William Daniels was not always the voice of a car. Once upon a time he was Teh Hawtness. And a founding father.
At this point, 1776 and Avenue Q are merging in my brain. Ben Franklin is quite comfortable there.
While I was prepared for Jim West and the back that just won't quit and I already knew he was just preternaturally pretty - NO ONE TOLD ME that Artie would one day dress up as a gunfighter and my head would explode. Seriously. He should just be a gunfighter all the time. Well, no cause then he wouldn't be Artie - but if he wanted to be a gunfighter on every even Tuesday, I would so go along with that.
If you bumper watching "The Wild Wild West" with "The Monkees" all WWW plots then will seem entirely reasonable.
People just don't rip off rubber masks anymore like they used too. Used to be - every show at one time or another would have someone pretending to be a lead and then ripping off the mask and revealing themselves to be the villain (this happened to poor Bo and Luke All.The. Time). Also - guys don't freak out and run and leave man-shaped holes in walls or doors anymore. I find this a shame. I look to Smallville to fill both gaps and to use the following WWW line sometime in the near future: "My underwear is made of solid rubber!"
Flowers for Hobbes?? [Invisible Man ep] Never Gets Old. Also, one partner thinking the other is dead and going off the deep end because of it?? [WWW] Also, never gets old.
Puppet Angel is still funny.
I still need for someone else to fix the pain in that WWW post-Pistoleres fic I read cause I just made it worse in my head. Damned infernal stubborn men! I'd spank them, but they'd like that. Hey! Maybe that is the fix?
In conclusion: WOMAN! Where is my supersuit??
On the bright side - when it comes time to have the "Wiseguy" marathon, I'm already packed and my stuff arrived before me.
Things I Learned this Weekend:
Killa and I are perfect drinking buddies, but should not be left unattended at a candy counter.
Surprise renenet is almost my favorite renenet, closely bested by sleepy, rambling renenet and any renenet that you can have for an extended period of time. Suprise renenet, however - is awfully damn good.
Broccoli is not just a vegetable, it is also a marital aid. Or Measure.
I never tire of discussing Bobby Hobbes.
I never tire of discussing cave-ins.
If you are trapped in a cave in complete darkness for over a week, you will go blind. This information is courtesy of Snoo.
You should write about that. Include Bobby Hobbes, please. Also - Darien is going Q-mad.
The girl scout manual was designed to horrify you about ways that bones could break. The boy scout manual was designed to horrify you about masterbation. I think the two are related but that was as far as my brain got before the margaritas hit it. Also, it is possible that you go blind in a cave in because of the constant masterbation. Again - margaritas met brain and then I found out that Jim and Blair merged spirit animals that one time at band camp and I dispaired of any of my fandoms ever matching that level of gay.
If you fall asleep all nestled snug while watching "Wild Wild West" chances are the next time you open your eyes it will be to a gratuitous ass shot. It is like a permanant Christmas Eve.
Seriously, Spirit Animals Unite! Beat that, Smallville.
I thought I was reading too many comic books. Now I find that I am just not reading *enough*
William Daniels was not always the voice of a car. Once upon a time he was Teh Hawtness. And a founding father.
At this point, 1776 and Avenue Q are merging in my brain. Ben Franklin is quite comfortable there.
While I was prepared for Jim West and the back that just won't quit and I already knew he was just preternaturally pretty - NO ONE TOLD ME that Artie would one day dress up as a gunfighter and my head would explode. Seriously. He should just be a gunfighter all the time. Well, no cause then he wouldn't be Artie - but if he wanted to be a gunfighter on every even Tuesday, I would so go along with that.
If you bumper watching "The Wild Wild West" with "The Monkees" all WWW plots then will seem entirely reasonable.
People just don't rip off rubber masks anymore like they used too. Used to be - every show at one time or another would have someone pretending to be a lead and then ripping off the mask and revealing themselves to be the villain (this happened to poor Bo and Luke All.The. Time). Also - guys don't freak out and run and leave man-shaped holes in walls or doors anymore. I find this a shame. I look to Smallville to fill both gaps and to use the following WWW line sometime in the near future: "My underwear is made of solid rubber!"
Flowers for Hobbes?? [Invisible Man ep] Never Gets Old. Also, one partner thinking the other is dead and going off the deep end because of it?? [WWW] Also, never gets old.
Puppet Angel is still funny.
I still need for someone else to fix the pain in that WWW post-Pistoleres fic I read cause I just made it worse in my head. Damned infernal stubborn men! I'd spank them, but they'd like that. Hey! Maybe that is the fix?
In conclusion: WOMAN! Where is my supersuit??
