sisabet

sisabet: Secret Service is watching LJ
sisabet: I think for the popslash...
luminosity: man, are you ever late. LOL
sisabet: hee
sisabet: well
luminosity: that happened YEARS ago in cyber time. Like, this morning!
sisabet: I was not online then
sisabet: I am catching up
sisabet: DAMMIT!!
sisabet: I was *sick*

I have been sick. I was so sick I didn't even go to work yesterday. I mean, I went back today, but mainly cause I missed my planner. I think I am developing a sick and twisted codependence on the thing. It is probably the most healthy relationship I have had in my twenties...

But anyhoo - between tonight's episode and Smallville and the current storyline in "Ultimate Spiderman" it is like all my major kinks will one day be covered!

So listen up America! If in a few weeks time Clark and Lex are trapped in a cave-in (and it so could totally happen!) and the oxygen is running out and also...perhaps it is really really cold and someone really should have cracked ribs forcing the other to rip up their shirt for bindings and since it is Lex and Clark, one would think the cracked rib-bearer would be Lex - but not so fast! Also in the walls of the cave are tons of Kryptonite!!

Yes. I fully expect to see this before Christmas. Oh! DeKnight could totally make it happen. He stuck barbed wire *all* over Spike for me. Shut up. That was for me.

ETA: Someone please write this - cliches got to be cliches because they work and I am sick and breathing hurts and I want Clark all weak and getting weaker and not/unable to tell Lex why and Lex quietly freaking out because that is what he does whenever Clark is not invulnerable...vulnerable and I am sick and would love you forever, amen. Also, I am sick. Seriously. I feel like shit. This might *heal* me.

More Specific Ep Talk

I was so happy with the body switch. Unspecific squeeage from my general direction. Really - that is all it would have taken for me to be satisfied -- but -- we got Lex with the gun (twice!), acknowledgement of in-jokes with Lex and Clark, Lana being told off, cute Chloe hair, and creepy ass Clark macking on Mom scenes.

Also a hug.

Awww.

OH!! And Lionel finds having Clark in his body to be a totally mind and soul altering experience.

I find this canonical evidence that Clark should top Lex for Lex's own good.